Elston's Music Demos

RFNAPLES · #21 | Posted: 02/07/2010 06:23 | Post subject:

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Richie Hunt · #22 | Posted: 02/14/2010 06:33 | Post subject:

Listened to your big strong man demo - funny stuff, though 1 verse too many IMO.

You have a talent for writing/imagination, ever thought of writing novels or movies?

Elston · Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 895 My Charts

I concur with your sentiments, I thought the same (the song is repetitive).

I've thought of writing but every time I do it doesn't go well. I think about movies quite a lot and make them in my head. But I don't like the idea of writing them out in a script.

Elston · Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 895 My Charts

Scatalogical Proclivities

Scatalogical Proclivities

I just wanna be with you
You old stinky man from the mall
Won't you come and be
My little pet princess for awhile?
I'll hold and cuddle you and
Fondle your excrement
Cuz it makes me happy
To see the look on your face
When you squeeze it out
You squeeze it out so nice
Not low and clumpy
Not wrist stow
Feels so good and long and
Hard and soft
I wanna squeeze it
Until it all comes out
Lets go back to your place
Lets go back to your place
LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE
Let me fondle your poo
Let me fondle your poo
Let me finger your penis

You retired army colonel
Just sitting there with your grey beard
Wontcha make that squeeze-ey face?
That's the one I want
Smoking yer cigar
Yer such a lonesome wolf
Such a lonesome independent guy arentcha?
I want your poo
Said I want it now
That's okay you can play the coy one
Play the stoic one see if I care
But I know some day you'll get it
I'll be comin back for you
Not a whole lot you can do in this life
Until someone comes chasing after you
I could be the one whose there for you
All those times when you
Can't even face the world I will
Catch your poo in my palms now
Rub it loveingly on my lips and coat tails
Rub it loveingly around my face and eyebones
(like it on the sides of my eyebones)
Get a little bit in my hair
Take some home with me
Not even gonna shower
Get it all in my bed
That's the way we do it boy
The way we do it boy

Call me old-fashioned
I like adventure
I like the danger
Gonna get your poo from you
You old man now
I wanna eat your poo
I don't care if you've got five kids
I don't care if you're married to a nun
I want your poo
I want your poo - give it here

It's not easy when people don't share your
Similar proclivities towards poo
How do you really tell someone
How you feel about that
When you're in the washroom
With an old man
Who hands you a wad of bills
In a reconcilliatory misunderstandilliatory way
How do you tell him you want to
Eat his poo
I wanna watch you poo in the bathroom
You old spring horse jack
You old army colonel
Lonesome man in the mall
On a Tuesday night
Still lookin pretty good
In your regimentals
Put on your suit
And squeeze one out
I wanna smell it
I wanna see it
I wanna touch it
I wanna kiss it
Just let me SEE YOUR POO

Oh baby gonna get your poo
Oh darling gonna get your poo tonight babe
I'm comin for ya gonna get your poo
Gonna get it
Gonna seize that poo
Gonna put that poo in my mouth baby
Comin for your poo baby
Oh darlin comin for your poo
Oh my baby gonna get that poo
Gonna fondle it if it kills me and you
Just put it in a baggy for me
I'll get it later
I'll put it in the refrigerator
I'll put it under the radiator

That's how I obtained
My proclivities
My scatalogical proclivities
That's how I obtained them
By going into the washroom
And searching
You'll see a piece of poo
On the ground
While you're jerking off
An old man
Who hands you
A wad of paper
He doesn't even realize
You do it fun
Well anyways
That's how I obtained
My proclivities
For the more scatalogical elements
Of that thing we call love
That thing we call love
I've been finding love
In the washrooms
In the food court
Saw a piece of poo
Now I can't stop
Dreaming about poo

maxperenchio · #25 | Posted: 02/15/2010 10:09 | Post subject:

Endless lolz on this one Elston- I really get a glimpse if you know what I mean. Totally reminds me of the Frogs at their best.

Richie Hunt · #26 | Posted: 02/15/2010 11:51 | Post subject:

EPIC, funny shit! You are on one of those rare rolls where artists are literally shitting out so much of there quality product you can't stop them. I predict we are seeing Elston at the peak of his musical powers.

telefunker · #27 | Posted: 02/15/2010 12:41 | Post subject:

fuck, i just maxed out my 500gb music hd and this mp3 is 25mb!

i'm installing a new one now just to sneak a listen..
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Elston · Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 895 My Charts

Richie Hunt · #29 | Posted: 02/16/2010 08:54 | Post subject:

i just got arrested... inspired by your lyrics will be my defence. i don't get what's so illegal about waiting in public bathrooms for poo. i was found out when i had built up the confidence to take the step from waiting for someone to leave an unflushed poo for me to straight up asking for them too poo straight into my catching mit. i mean what weirdo would dob someone into the cops for that?

Elston · Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 895 My Charts

people are just insecure. they can't face their own exotic desires and live their lives always thwarting them. but isn't denying an obliging lover a share of his poo a sadistic fetish in itself? anyways, i'm sorry to hear of your unfortunate fate. it won't be long before us poo-lovers will have the same freedoms as women, blacks & gays. we just have to stand up to the system and claim what's ours. i say we start with the prime minister - i bet his poo is delicious. hey, i guess i have written my first protest song! altho i find that to be a rather rigid categorization. i prefer...songs of freedom.