Feast Of The Massacre Of The Innocents!

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Poll: What are you getting for Holy Innocents Day?
I got a rock.
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Poll, poll, potato!
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An abortion. It's festive.
33%
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  • Posted: 11/15/2012 05:08
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You know what time of year it is, kids? It's time for one of the most neglected Christian traditional observances, the annual feast in honour of the babies martyred under King Herod, silly (celebrated on December 27)!

Mmmm, mmm, mmm, nothing makes me hungrier than infanticide!

And afterwards all the kids play "find the babies", in which they search for the terrified babies that the Feast Of The Massacre Of The Innocents Goose has left in hiding places all over the house! Then everyone sits on King Herod's lap and tells them why they shouldn't die this year!

IT'S SPECTACULAR!
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  • Posted: 11/15/2012 16:46
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Shame so many people overlook this holiday.

I for one am really looking forward to my annual abortion.
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