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Hayden




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  • Posted: 01/09/2017 21:30
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I'm not going to go back and quote all the choices for me, but trust me I'm enjoying them Laughing
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JOSweetHeart



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CryingGameDahlin wrote:

JOSweetheart- Shake it Off (Taylor Swift)


This song would a lot more effective if she didn't sing it all, and really did just "shake it off"

In my opinion, she should be thankful for the attention no matter how good or how bad it is. To me, what she gets is better than nothing at all.

God bless you and Taylor always!!!

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Allright 2015, the year of Alel's "Accomplishment", JMan's chaotic exit and a slowdown on forum activity that continued into a lean 2016. Still a lot of great singles, and here are some for your pleasure:






Sucked m' own **ck in 2015





Against Me Against You- Here (Alessia Cara)

Yeah it was def around this time the "Lordies" were out in large numbers, this wasn't too bad a single


Albummaster- King Kunta (Kendrick Lamar)

Trust me it's gonna get a lot more offensive


Allabaster- Gemini (What so Not)


Alelsupreme- Moonlight Over Hellmont (Luke Phifer)

DID YOU MAKE A BUNCH OF SINGLES AND NEVER TELL ME


Anti- Where U At (Future)


AnotherGreenWorld2 & Wombi- Who Wears the Pants (Soko)


Answer: Jher Bear


Antonio Pedro- Elastic Heart (Sia)



Applerill- Mykey Come Back (Cal Chuesta)



<3 u Char N. George


BabyBlueSedan- Better Looking Brother (Lust for Youth)


Badseed- Floridada (Animal Collective)


Behrus58- The Fool (Ryn Weaver)


Benpaco- Your Type (Carly Rae Jepsen)


Bongritsu- Xenophobe (Zao)


Bork- Gimmie All Your Love (Alabama Shakes)


Borve- Accelerate (Susanne Sundfor)


BrandonMeow- Sapokinan (Joanna Newsom)


Brohio- Cupid Carries a Gun (Marilyn Manson)


Brun027- Moth (Elysia Crampton)


Butterthumbz- Rewind (Kelela)


Camsh- Be t he One (Dua Lipa)


Cartoken- Losing Myself in You (VOWWS)


CellarDoor- Should Have Known Better (Sufjan Stevens)


Charicature- Nobody’s Better (Z ft Fetty Wap)


There's gonna be a lot more Fetty, sorry


Craola- Rabbit Hole (Jamie T)


CubaZed’sDead- Lean On (Major Lazer ft Mo)


I wanted to find something people haven't heard hundreds of times


Cymro2011- Demon Sings Love Songs (Unwound)


Defago- Im an Albatrozz (AronChupa)





Eggman- Kool Aid (Sicko Mob)


DividesbyZero- Solvent (Helicalin)


Drakonium- Titled (Christine & The Queens)


Classique


Eclab- Let it Happen (Tame Impala)


FatherTime- Famous (Charli XCX)





Fischman- The Dance of Life (James Mason)


Ffundebahh- Coming Home (Leon Bridges)


GARY- Bad Blood (Taylor Swift)


...


Taytay, the closet door is wide open whenever you're ready


GeevyDallas- Bank Rolls (Tate Kobang)

Hopefully with some Clothes and Hoes, ya get it, ting


Goie-Oko- The Base of All Beauty is the Body (Body Sculptures)


The Gollux- Zero Tryptech (Girls Names)


Gowi- After the Fall (Chelsea Wolfe)


Happymeal- Bitch Im Madonna (Madonna)


Saying Bitch is not edgy, neither is this video


Harkan- Kim’s Caravan (Courtney Barnett)


Hayden- Can’t Feel My Face (The Weeknd)


We all know our favorite Canadian saxaphonist loves 'him some Cocaine


HazeyTwilight- Murder Song 5 4 3 2 1(Aurora)


HigherthantheSun- Europe is Lost (Kate Tempest)


Infinity183- Come Alive (The Jezabels)


JasonConfused- Twist My Fingaz (YG)


Oh there will be plenty of YG in the next list


JOSweetheart- Girl in a Country Song (Maddie & Tea)


Jman- Sorry (Justin Bieber)


It's true, it wasn't JMan's fault, we just couldn't handle all of his honesty


Jackie Gigantic- Cool for the Summer (Demi Lovato)



I'd give Jackie 2 stars, needs more effort in the finish


Jeevy DaMan- Im a Ruin (Marina and the Diamonds)


Jhereko- Realiti (Grimes)


His love kept BEA alive... but eventually drove him insane


JimmyDread- When I Fall in Love (The School)


JoyofDivision- Sea Calls me Home (Julia Holter)


The Joj96- Bitch Better Have My Money (Rihanna)


Kiki- Lowlife (That Poppy)




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When that Devil gayer than you'll ever be



Kool Keith Sweat- Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby (Cigarettes After Sex)


LaChapelle- Hotline Bling (Drake)


LanaDelSwift- Honeymoon (Lana Del Rey)


LightmyWay- Style (Taylor Swift)


Magikarp- Brought to the Water (Deafhaven)


Mancsoulsister- Wild Frontier (The Prodigy)


Meccalecca- Burning Bride (Shilpa Ray)


Mercury- Biscuits (Kacey Musgraves)


Some Completely Random User- The Blacker the Berry (Kendrick Lamar)


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Personally, as a white guy, I can't relate to this getto slang at all. Personally, I find it a turn-off whenever I hear the ever-recurring word 'nigga' or a sentence like 'my dick is big', yet these lyrics are interpreted as something deep and politically conscious and whatnot. Come again? Okay, that was completely out of context and not very representative of the album's lyrics and themes, but still. And musically: albums like this always end up sounding after a couple of minutes like a monotonous stream of spitting rappers rambling on as fast as they can over decent enough atmosphere-providing samples, but for the most part just lacks anything remotely melodic and musically memorable. This album is yet another instance of all that's described above, yet currently being heralded as a 'masterpiece'. Again, I'm just baffled! Why oh why do people like this stuff?


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eriously I'm tired of people not giving hip hop a chance because of the n-word or because of lines like "my dick is big". If you don't like the music that's fine. If you're too lazy to try and understand black vernacular that's fine. But don't claim that this album could not possibly be deep or conscious because of two recurring lines in a fucking 79 minute album. Should the entire White Album be discredited for Revolution 9?


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When I hear a line like 'my dick is big', anything that could've been even remotely profound falls to the ground, like watching a thought-provoking psychological thriller with a sudden immature fart-joke thrown in. A ridiculous comparision that describes how I experience it! Abstractly close-minded I may be, but something literally telling me "my dick is big" is incredibly off-putting, I don't care what it's actually telling me.


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So when Kendrick says his dick is big (which, it should be noted, he says between saying his hair is nappy and his nose is round), he's implying that when other, presumably non-black, people see him, the first thing they think of is that he must be well-endowed. It's actually a pretty clever line and subverts the trope of macho men implying they have large penises; in this case he's not the one bragging about it - others are acknowledging it. So to write off the entire album after misinterpreting that line would be like writing off the White Album because there's a line about a man masterbating after spying under women's skirts in Happiness Is a Warm Gun.


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my dick is big' is the sort of poetic rhyming I normally hear from annoying, immature preteenagers whereas 'Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime' is a whole lot more subtle and ambiguous, but you're correct... it's possible that anything that sounds dumb is in fact supposed to be interpreted as a clever metaphor for something deep. After all, life ain't shit but a fat vagina!


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The whole point of the "my dick is big" line is that Kendrick is confronting racism head on in the blacker the berry. The line is used because as babyBlueSedan pointed out it is a stereotype often used to describe black men. within the context of the song it's pretty difficult to see it as a petty boast.
The Beatles are my favorite band but stop trying to compare them to Kendrick Lamar, it's almost like comparing Beethoven to the Ramones. This album has a narrative, and it's really not that hard to understand since he basically tells you the point of each song before it happens. And yes at the moment this album is kind of overrated, but so are the beatles, especially the white album, which has quite a few great songs, but also some not so great ones, including revolution 9, which is so bad that john lennon eventually admitted to not caring for it, and it's well known that paul mccartney fucking hated it. The white album is longer than this and in all honesty both would probably be better if they were cut down to an hour long running time


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Consider this scenario: a man with a child walks into an art museum. In this museum, paintings are displayed containing graphic, vulgar images, including nudity, violence, etc. The man, upon seeing these pictures, storms out of the museum, enraged by the crass sight he and his child had witnessed.
"This is not art! This is disgusting!" he shouts, unable to understand how anybody could find pleasure in something so terrible.
Is this man correct? Subjectively, yes. If he does not enjoy the art, then to him it has no personal value. But to deny the art any value whatsoever would be a crime. Vulgarity of this sort can be used to push an artistic point. Would a war painting be complete without violent imagery? Would Michaelangelo's statues be complete without penises? Would a portrayal of a stereotype be complete without a phrase such as "my dick is big"? No. By including such a statement, Kendrick addresses the stereotype that nobody else has the guts to talk about so bluntly. Some things, such as this, are not vulgar- they are real. Black stereotypical characteristics such as this, that are used to define who Kendrick is based on his physical features, are real things. Many people, I'm sure, don't view Kendrick as an artist but as just another black man. Those who do are missing the bigger picture- its only vulgar because it tries to portray the vulgarity of the world. If you can't enjoy it, that's fine, but you can't ignore the truth of the world we live in.


Real Hardcore Pimp wrote:
I love CAPITAL letters.


Going straight to hell for this one...


MrFrogger- Restless Year (Ezra Fuhrman)


Mr Shankly- True Survivor (David Hasselhoff)


Necharsian- All That (Carly Rae Jepsen)


In case you're wondering, yes he Shazams to this song frequently


Neilgee- Moaning Lisa Smile (Wolf Alice)


NickVolos- Fractals (Keep Shelley in Athens)


I don't know if they're actually greek


19loveless91- Love Myself (Hailee Steinfeld)

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This is the most blunt masturbation song ever lol might as well say "i love fingerbangin anytime i want!"


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Why do people think it's more disturbing for an 19 yr old girl to sing about masturbation than for a 14 yr old girl to team up with hitmen in the wild west and revenge-kill someone?


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I. Do. Know. How To. Scream. My Own Name


We should all hang our heads in shame


NormanBates- I Need You So (Jennifer Dias)


Nutso42- Number One (Tove Styrke)


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The song I want played at my funeral



Pa/Mies- Deeper Than Love (Coleen Green)


Paladisiac- You & Him (John Grant)


Patman360- Swirl (Westkust)


Pearljammer13- I Remember (Bully)


The Poe- Evocation (Anna Von Hausswolf)


Polythene Pam- Pretty Girls (Iggy Iggs and Britney Spears)



Precedent- Trap Queen (George Dalton)

Im not linking that video


Pseudoscorpion- Awoo (Lim Kim)


Ptaylor1989- Suede (NxWorries)


Puncture Repair- Jackrabbit (San Fermin)



QueenofVariation- HIgh Rise (Cross Record)



Again Im sorry, still a million times better than Cross to Bear Record of Bland...ness


RFNaples- Fucking Up the Count (Freddie Gibbs)


Revolution909- I Know There’s Gonna Be Good Times


RepoMan- Real Blues (St Germain)


Revolver94- Run Away with Me (Carly Rae Jepsen)


Okay there's differences of opinions... but you got to be one boring, miserable, pathetic, disgusting, pedantic and downright contrarian soul if you don't move to this song. I only mean that semi-fully seriously.


RockyRaccoon- True Love (Tobias Jesso Jr)


Romanelli- Pretty Pimpin’ (Kurt Vile)


Saoirse- Strange Hellos (Torres)


Song sounds kinda ga... rrish and fun


Satie- Flesh Without Blood/Life in the Vivid Dream (Grimes)



But why....

why would I?


Sethmadsen- I Took a Pill in Ibiza (Mike Posner)


Shanespear- The Ground Walks, Time in a Box (Modest Mouse)


Silver- Times Square (Destroyer)


Skinny- The Battle is Over (Jenny Hval)


Sp4cetiger- Hot Dreams (Timbre Timber)


SquishypuffDave- Sororal Feelings (US Girls)


SSSNVVVV- If Only (Liem)


Street Spirit- To Die in LA (Lower Dens)


SuedeSwede- Soap/Training Wheels (Melanie Martinez)


Tap- Fetal (Rabit)


Tekin/Muslim-Bigfoot- Drop Out (Room 506)


Thomas697- America Says Hello (The Chills)


Torchlin- Insomniac (Powell)


TracyJacks- Breakers (Deerhunter)


TrekkiELO- Marvin Gaye (Charlie Puth)


Uninformed Opinion- Bombastic (Bonnie McKee)

Jess Dunn UnOfficial White Bitch wrote:
She has no ass... why is she shaking pancakes at us?



Velvet Bannana- Lonesome Street (Blur)


WeedyGonzalez- Senorita (Vince Staples)


WindowAbove- Celebrity Reduction Prayer (Open Mike Eagle)


Zdwyatt- Traveler (Chris Stapleton)




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Go get rammed by a goat, Troll




Allright well that was fun and not in the least bit poor taste, but I guess be prepared cause the year-end list for 2016 is going to be something very very special and exciting, let's just say I hope you're all... thirsty




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Dahlin', let me just say that you pretty much rule for all of this.

Applause
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JOSweetHeart



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CryingGameDahlin wrote:
[b]JOSweetheart- Girl in a Country Song (Maddie & Tea)

Thanks for the great pick! Smile Smile Smile

God bless you and Maddie and Tea always!!! Smile Smile Smile

Holly
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Perfect! "Biscuits" - *swoon*

tanks buddy
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CryingGameDahlin wrote:
Beautiful. Thank you.

CryingGameDahlin wrote:
Allright 2015, the year of JMan's chaotic exit.
CryingGameDahlin wrote:
And 2013 was... really it was the JMan era, there's no way around it. BEA's longest, strangest trip. He was pretty much a swarm of bats that never perched, never relented, kept crashing the forums unaware of what they were really unleashing.

I feel I should go back and read some old forums from before I joined BEA. I joined mid-2014 and it seems I missed out on BEA's more interesting times and users. What is this chaotic exit?
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CryingGameDahlin wrote:
Allright 2015, the year of Alel's "Accomplishment"...

Sucked m' own **ck in 2015


that was fun Laughing
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Loving these playlists Love
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I miss the comfort in being sad



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Fun playlists... trying to understand what they are though... it seemed in the beginning the music matched my name and then started to drift into maybe just cool playlists you created and had no relation to the user or... totally lost? Regardless, rad concept and thank you.
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