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| #11 | Posted: 04/12/2010 17:51 | Post subject: |
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I don't know about puns, but I did hear "Sarah Palin for President" once.
Fuckin awful joke that one! |
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| #12 | Posted: 04/12/2010 19:46 | Post subject: |
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| badfaith wrote: | I don't know about puns, but I did hear "Sarah Palin for President" once.
Fuckin awful joke that one! |
Nowhere near as bad as the joke that got elected, though...
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| #13 | Posted: 04/13/2010 12:02 | Post subject: |
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As soon as I posted That, I Thought I Could hear the sound of a can of worms opening!
Therefore I feel Compelled to Apologise to all Members in advance for my comment and Any ensuing shitstorm it may evoke ... and beg your Forgiveness. |
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| #14 | Posted: 04/13/2010 14:17 | Post subject: |
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| badfaith wrote: | As soon as I posted That, I Thought I Could hear the sound of a can of worms opening!
Therefore I feel Compelled to Apologise to all Members in advance for my comment and Any ensuing shitstorm it may evoke ... and beg your Forgiveness. |
No problem - it's why I kept my retort brief 
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| #15 | Posted: 04/23/2010 13:44 | Post subject: |
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I came up with another amazingly stupid pun joke myself this morning - though I'm sure I've heard it before.
Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom man?
Because he looked like a fun guy.
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| #16 | Posted: 05/01/2010 15:36 | Post subject: |
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What did the fish say when it swam into the stone wall?
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| #17 | Posted: 02/04/2012 13:47 | Post subject: |
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| purple wrote: | | I'm a geologist, we have so many retarded puns it's retarded. Jokes about bedrock, schist (can sound like shit), gneiss (pronounced 'nice'), buttes (not really pronounced like butt, but you get it), and cummingtonite (actual mineral) come to mind. |
It would be gneiss to have someone cummingtonite to my house.
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| #18 | Posted: 02/04/2012 14:06 | Post subject: |
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I made this one my self.
Why does god like Swiss Cheese so much?
Because it's holey. |
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| #19 | Posted: 02/04/2012 14:27 | Post subject: |
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| itsit wrote: | I made this one my self.
Why does god like Swiss Cheese so much?
Because it's holey. |
Awful
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| #20 | Posted: 02/05/2012 10:12 | Post subject: |
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| Cryptozoologist wrote: | What did the fish say when it swam into the stone wall?
Dam. |
Dam, what a joke........
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