Roooob Fooooooooord (The Rob Ford Thread)

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Jackwc
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  • Posted: 05/17/2013 01:20
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Ok so Toronto has this mayor and he looks like this:



He's the fat guy in the middle. No, the caption isn't shitting you, Rob Ford allegedly smoked crack. He's pretty much the greatest person to ever hit office - and I say that with FUCKING COMPLETE sincerity. Just fucking look at these quotes:

"My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day."

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines... Fuck, I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over."

"Number one, I don't understand a transgender. I don't understand. Is it a guy dressed up like a girl, or a girl dressed up like a guy?"

"I'll try, buddy, I'll try. I don't know this shit [Oxycontin], but I'll fucking try to find it. Why don't you go on the street and score it? Fuck, you know, I don't know any drug dealers at all."

"Are you some kind of right-wing commie bastard?... Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?... Green party fucking rules."

"If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn’t get AIDS probably. That’s the bottom line.... How are women getting it? Maybe they are sleeping with bisexual men."

“Cyclists are a pain in the ass.”

Fucking. Brilliant.
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The Canadians always get all the awesome politicians.
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I wish i could be a rich kid and smoke crack.
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  • Posted: 05/17/2013 17:00
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Jackwc wrote:
Ok so Toronto has this mayor and he looks like this:



He's the fat guy in the middle. No, the caption isn't shitting you, Rob Ford allegedly smoked crack. He's pretty much the greatest person to ever hit office - and I say that with FUCKING COMPLETE sincerity. Just fucking look at these quotes:

"My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day."

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines... Fuck, I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over."

"Number one, I don't understand a transgender. I don't understand. Is it a guy dressed up like a girl, or a girl dressed up like a guy?"

"I'll try, buddy, I'll try. I don't know this shit [Oxycontin], but I'll fucking try to find it. Why don't you go on the street and score it? Fuck, you know, I don't know any drug dealers at all."

"Are you some kind of right-wing commie bastard?... Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?... Green party fucking rules."

"If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn’t get AIDS probably. That’s the bottom line.... How are women getting it? Maybe they are sleeping with bisexual men."

“Cyclists are a pain in the ass.”

Fucking. Brilliant.


Between him and Rob Anders as to who is the biggest moron embarrassing the right in Canada.
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  • Posted: 05/17/2013 19:36
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Jackwc wrote:
Ok so Toronto has this mayor and he looks like this:



He's the fat guy in the middle. No, the caption isn't shitting you, Rob Ford allegedly smoked crack. He's pretty much the greatest person to ever hit office - and I say that with FUCKING COMPLETE sincerity. Just fucking look at these quotes:

"My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day."

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines... Fuck, I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over."

"Number one, I don't understand a transgender. I don't understand. Is it a guy dressed up like a girl, or a girl dressed up like a guy?"

"I'll try, buddy, I'll try. I don't know this shit [Oxycontin], but I'll fucking try to find it. Why don't you go on the street and score it? Fuck, you know, I don't know any drug dealers at all."

"Are you some kind of right-wing commie bastard?... Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?... Green party fucking rules."

"If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn’t get AIDS probably. That’s the bottom line.... How are women getting it? Maybe they are sleeping with bisexual men."

“Cyclists are a pain in the ass.”

Fucking. Brilliant.


"Plain retarded" is what I'm reading.
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Cymro2011
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Norman Bates wrote:
"Plain Awesome" is what I'm reading.


fixed.
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Norman Bates wrote:

"Plain Awesome" is what I'm reading.


Cymro2011 wrote:
tampered with.
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Norman Bates wrote:
I have no sense of humor
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Cymro2011 wrote:
I'm not funny
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So... How are his politicians skills?
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