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Re: Haiku Saturday!

Jackwc — Sun, 13 May 2012 13:08:27 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 05/13/2012 17:08

She is generous.
Such a generous lover.
I deserve the bath.

Re: Haiku Saturday!

CellarDoor — Sun, 13 May 2012 12:52:13 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 05/13/2012 16:52

Jhereko wrote:

I cut off her face
need it to clean up the mess
no tears, selfish bitch

psyku bitch

Re: Haiku Saturday!

Anonymous — Sun, 13 May 2012 12:50:36 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/13/2012 16:50

I cut off her face
need it to clean up the mess
no tears, selfish bitch

Re: Haiku Saturday!

Jackwc — Sun, 13 May 2012 12:38:48 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 05/13/2012 16:38

More like fucking BUTT ever-
Wait, fuck, no, too many syl-
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Re: Haiku Saturday!

Jackwc — Sun, 13 May 2012 12:36:50 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 05/13/2012 16:36

Hey look, it's Sunday
Yet I'm writing a haiku.
Fuck da police, yo.

Purple's big black dick
Almost looks as if snow white
With all that cocaine.

The cold, bitter wind,
Murdering that gentle warmth.
Oh, I miss her so...

Re: Haiku Saturday!

Jackwc — Sun, 13 May 2012 12:21:17 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 05/13/2012 16:21

purple wrote:

I rub coke on clits,
get them girls fuckin' juicy.
thanks mancsoulsister

Cocaine Clit Club 4 Life.

Thanks Mancy. Happy Mother's Day!

Re: Haiku Saturday!

Anonymous — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:27:56 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/13/2012 14:27

what you want to do,
put that clit up in my mouth?
69 all day

hit it and quit it
I want to know if you can
hit it and quit it

AIDS killed Eazy-E.
prolly cause all those things in
Gimme That Nut yo

THANK YOU BASED GOD [cry]
bitches suck my dick because
I look like Jesus

I pulled out her ass
and she just shitted on 'em,
on my nuts I mean

how now brown cow frown?
prolly cause your tits hang low,
calfs been suckin' hard

I rub coke on clits,
get them girls fuckin' juicy.
thanks mancsoulsister

Haiku Saturday!

Romanelli — Sat, 12 May 2012 17:07:22 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 05/12/2012 21:07

I don't know quite why
My glasss is half empty or
Empty half the time.

Post yer haikus!

(edit: I guess that the extra "s" is due to alcohol consumption. My bad.)