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Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:27:50 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/15/2013 22:27

This is a true story.

I went to a major church ceremony with a 68 year-old, bald ex-marine. There was this girl there about my age. The marine says to me, "If you got hair on your chest, you'll go ask her out." I think to myself about how this 68-year0old man doesn't even have hair on his head.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:41:12 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 19:41

Happymeal wrote:

One man's trash is another man's treasure,

that's all well and well, but it's a horrible way to tell your son he's adopted.

🤣 🤣 🤣

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:34:05 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 19:34

JMan wrote:

My mom told me this:

What's God's favorite veggie?
World peas.

🤣

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:32:36 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 19:32

My mom told me this:

What's God's favorite veggie?
World peas.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:01:14 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 03:01

One man's trash is another man's treasure,

that's all well and well, but it's a horrible way to tell your son he's adopted.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

GeevyDallas — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:43:28 GMT

Author: GeevyDallas

Posted: 01/14/2013 02:43

I never had a father when I was young so I used to pretend the rubber from my pencil case was my dad.

Erased me well.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:45:02 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 01:45

thejoj96 wrote:

Q: Why are elephants waterbottletheandistic?
A: Because they are Happymeals.

Lol

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:38:17 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 01:38

Q: Why are elephants waterbottletheandistic?
A: Because they are Happymeals.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:29:44 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/14/2013 01:29

WARNING: These jokes generally connect with one another somewhere along the path of jokes so they are still separate, but refer to one another every so often. Also, I copy pasted this off of here so they are not original: http://homepage.eircom.net/~cronews/elep/elep.html

Also, I think these jokes are awesome, but the joke topic is fairly old.

Elephant joke 1

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Elephant joke 2

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

Elephant joke 3

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

Q:How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

Elephant joke 4

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

Elephant joke 5

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.

Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.

Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.

Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

Elephant joke 6

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!

Elephant joke 7 (last one I feel is necessary to post)

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.

Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 16:49:19 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/13/2013 21:49

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

L Lawliet — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:41:15 GMT

Author: L Lawliet

Posted: 01/13/2013 20:41

JMan wrote:

Not only was that a little funny, but you taught me something about chemicals.

😁 Happy to help.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 10:17:32 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/13/2013 15:17

Shaco wrote:

Two guys walk into a store, one of them asks for a bottle of h20 the 2nd asks for a bottle of h20 too, then he dies.

Not only was that a little funny, but you taught me something about chemicals.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:54:14 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/13/2013 04:54

So 2 mormons, a nazi, and a greaser walk into an abandoned school building....

And they get chased out by a black guy with a bat and a gumbo lady.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:31:06 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/13/2013 04:31

what did the you forgot say to the it in people
"no"

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

L Lawliet — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:28:57 GMT

Author: L Lawliet

Posted: 01/13/2013 04:28

Two guys walk into a store, one of them asks for a bottle of h20 the 2nd asks for a bottle of h20 too, then he dies.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:04:09 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/12/2013 00:04

Two babies grow their first tooth on the same day. How coinci-DENTAL.

I'm sorry...

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:02:33 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/12/2013 00:02

What do you call two squids that look exactly alike?
I-tentacle

Get it? Identical? Tentacle? I think it sucks. Others think it's creative. I think it's an obvious one.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Anonymous — Thu, 9 Aug 2012 01:45:53 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/09/2012 05:45

Why is this thejoj96's 700th post?
Because he made 699 posts before.

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

Facetious — Sun, 5 Feb 2012 05:12:30 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 02/05/2012 10:12

Cryptozoologist wrote:

What did the fish say when it swam into the stone wall?

Dam. :lol:

Dam, what a joke........ 🤣

Re: The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

GARY — Sat, 4 Feb 2012 09:27:34 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 02/04/2012 14:27

itsit wrote:

I made this one my self.

Why does god like Swiss Cheese so much?
Because it's holey.

Awful

🤬

🤣

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