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Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:12:16 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/12/2013 02:12

Defago wrote:

This guy keeps sending me some:

Quote:

Dear Friend,

Greetings, I really wish to have you as a good friend and also wish to entrust some funds in your care, I have already sent the fund out of Iraq. I need your sincere and truthful friendship. My name is Eng Allan Scott, I am an american citizen working with Royal dutch Shell in Majnoon oil field Basra in Iraq

I have $6.5 Million US dollars that I successfully moved out of the country. I need a good partner, someone I can trust. It is oil business money we did with Iraqi citizens worth 45 million US dollars, but the 6.5 million us dollars stated is my share on the business and its legal. I have successfully moved the funds out of Iraq as family valuables with the help of Universal WORLD TRUST security Company through their branch in Middle East.

Immediately these funds get to you,you take your 30% out and keep my own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where my part of the funds will be until i am back from Iraq and meet with you for discussions on how I can investment my own part, but I have more interest on real estate or any other profitable investmen

But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation

Thanks
Eng. Allan Scott

I'm seriously considering replying him and making a huge melodrama with a mindblowing plot twist at the end.

...........Wow. Think of something really good. I wish you the best of luck!

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:43:42 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/12/2013 01:43

🤣 haha, no this sink needs a good plumb...

oh, wait, we're talking about SPAM, do you mean the beef stew or the unwanted messages?

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:19:20 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/11/2013 16:19

Puncture Repair wrote:

Indeed.

I'm pretty sure you can't get sperm in a can.

Oh my friend, you don't know the complexities behind this wonderful thing we call "sperm"

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:01:38 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/11/2013 16:01

I honestly thought this thread was going to be talking about something else.

To which I'd respond 'No' and then cry in a corner for the evening until I wear myself out.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Cymro2011 — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:48:46 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 03/11/2013 15:48

Defago wrote:

This guy keeps sending me some:

Quote:

I'm seriously considering replying him and making a huge melodrama with a mindblowing plot twist at the end.

You know somethings up when someone starts a E-Mail with "Dear Friend".

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:41:27 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/11/2013 15:41

Happymeal wrote:

Sperm is a different story.

Indeed.

I'm pretty sure you can't get sperm in a can.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:57:35 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/11/2013 14:57

Puncture Repair wrote:

I'd like to try Spam but it's so damn expensive for a bit of reconstituted crap.

Ohhh, he said spam? No I'm not getting any spam.

Sperm is a different story.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Defago — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:55:33 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 03/11/2013 14:55

This guy keeps sending me some:

Quote:

I'm seriously considering replying him and making a huge melodrama with a mindblowing plot twist at the end.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Romanelli — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 09:08:31 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 03/11/2013 13:08

I did get a PM from a princess who wants to send me hot pictures, and will probably most likely want my bank account information very soon.

Otherwise, no...just the usual.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 07:51:40 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/11/2013 11:51

I'd like to try Spam but it's so damn expensive for a bit of reconstituted crap.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Cymro2011 — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 07:19:35 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 03/11/2013 11:19

sheep21 wrote:

You forgot to put "to eject plenty of" before sperm.

Maybe he didn't 😲

Re: Anyone else getting any?

sheep21 — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:56:13 GMT

Author: sheep21

Posted: 03/11/2013 07:56

Happymeal wrote:

Always, I love sperm.

You forgot to put "to eject plenty of" before sperm.

Re: Anyone else getting any?

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:24:34 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/11/2013 07:24

Always, I love sperm.

Anyone else getting any?

Zoso — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:23:38 GMT

Author: Zoso

Posted: 03/11/2013 07:23

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