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Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 00:01:23 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/17/2011 05:01

Zarathustra

Zarathustra come out of your cave
We know you're lonely and you're so depraved
Of human contact
When was the last time you had a girl?

Zarathustra, oh you wise old sage
Give us wisdom - come out of your cage
We know you're lonely
But some of us are lonely too

What's the worst that could happen anyway?
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
What's the worst that could happen?
So you find the human race has run itself...

Zarathustra come down to the lake
We'll have a party, don't forget your snake
We're gonna drink some beer
And then go swimming

Zarathustra come down to the shore
We wanna see you like we did before
We wanna hear you rant and rave
About nothing

Everybody's been talking about you
Some of us even thought you were dead
Everyone's been talking about you...

Zarathustra come out of your cave
We know you're lonely and you're so depraved
Of human contact
When was the last time you had a girl?

Zarathustra...

Goatse's Lament

Pissing On My Stomach in the Moonlight

Little Beast Woman

My little beast woman nine to five
My little beast woman she can't jive without me
Little beast woman scrubs me dry
She loves me long but I gotta cry

My little beast woman up at dawn
My little beast she don't yawn about it
Little beast woman works all day
She says goodnight but I gotta pray

My little beast woman works all day
She goes to bed early without pay
Sweat drips down into her eyes
She got no brains but that's no surprise

I gotta girl whose always in motion
I gotta girl who can't stand still
Dancing in darkness under the moonlight
Her fiery heart never catches a chill

Outta the cold grip of my sad arms
Into the city lights she strays
Guided by voices that chime in the wet streets
Her big eyes hunger for something so gay

Chasing the shadows twirling through smoke clouds
Wearing her ancient mask til dawn
The shape of the music the sound of the colors
She catches the man then the night is gone

Those Boys

I love to make love to little boys
When I see 'em in the mornin'

Those little boys in the mornin' they get me
When I see 'em in the mornin'
Oh you know well I say
Oh whoa oh

I love to make love to little boys

When I see 'em in the mornin'
Can't get enough of those boys

When I see 'em in the day time
Can't get enough of those boys

When I see 'em in the night time
Can't get enough of those boys

Whoa oh

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Thu, 2 Dec 2010 20:08:31 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 12/03/2010 01:08

Trevor's Movie Collection

Trevors got a movie stack
You know it's pretty black
Oh it tastes so good

He lent a movie once
He gave it to Tyrone
But it didn't come back

When he got it back
The edges were torn
The disc was scratched
The movie was not in mint condition
Trevor's wondering if he'll ever lend another movie out again

Trevor's got a movie stack
You know it's pretty black
Oh it tastes so big

He lent a movie once
He'll never do it twice
Cuz it tastes so good

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Sun, 23 May 2010 22:54:13 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 05/24/2010 02:54

Daddy Lyrics

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Thu, 6 May 2010 13:51:49 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 05/06/2010 17:51

Here's some new stuff, slightly new direction love to hear your thoughts:

Shouldn't-a Learned My Lessons
Volcanos etc.
Little Kids

Shouldn't-a Learned My Lessons

I shouldn’t-a learned my lessons with you
I shouldn’t-a learned my lessons

There was a time when I was foolish when I was silly when I didn’t know my ass from a hole in the ground when I loved you
And you used to wear that fire shirt snake hose rampart that you used to use to get me hot under the collar
I’m just a man who had enough patience to spare a couple beehives to you
And I never asked too much for my ledgers I only wanted half weeks pay

But I had no one to tell my piggy bank stories of lust to while the bees screamed my name at the billboards
And I could feel your mind pulsing across the open empty networks, “I think I’ll eat your face with a hammer.”
I never meant to disrupt your palette I just meant to tell you goodbye
And I never meant to cause no commotion I only meant to tell you goodbye

So now I’m smoking in a bathrobe that is mint colored and flavoured I think I’ll see myself home in the next life
Anyway we all go into the darkness of the street lamps with our cookie cutter souls and our monikers

I shouldn’t-a learned my lessons with you
It stopped me from making the same mistakes over and over again but I miss you
I shouldn’t-a learned my lessons with you
I should-a left them in the clothespins

Volcanos etc.

I was watching a nature show on TV the other day (what show was that about?)
It was on volcanoes - yeah
With all that toxic gas and lava just spewing forth (oh heavens to Betsy!)
Funny thought occurred to me - yeah
Reminds me of my girlfriend's vagina

You ever slop some jam onto a warm croissant? (oh yes I love croissants!)
You ever eat a pear - yeah (pears so are very juicy)
Have you ever had a taco with the meat packed tight (oh you're making me hungry)
Felt the juices dripping - whoa (slurp slurp slurp)
Reminds me of my girlfriends vagina

There's a lot of things that remind me of vaginas (I wanna hear the whole list!)
Take a flower with it's petals - yeah
Those folds of flower labia skin just flopping around (labia quivers)
That's how they catch the bees - whoa
Reminds me of my girlfriends vagina

Little Kids

Oh Father won't ya hear my prayers
There's something evil going on this Earth
People been casting the first stone
Before thinking 'bout what it's worth
Passed a little boy crying in the subway
Wanted to make him shine
Mama says that I'm going crazy
It's so hard to find

But I know that some sweet day
That an angel will come my way
Touch my soul from the Heaven's above
Fill me up with God's Love

Cuz we're all attracted to little kids
We're all attracted yeah
We're all attracted to little kids
In our own repressed way

But I've borne their whips of hatred
I've felt their evil stares on my spine
Vultures and crooks they'll put your light out
All the time
But when I see a little child smile
I know there's something worth fighting for
God always loves the downtrodden and despaired ones
And the poor

There's a voice from far away
Grace of God will hear me pray
He will change the people's minds
He will touch their souls to find

We're all attracted to little kids
We're all attracted yeah
We're all attracted to little kids
In our own repressed way

Sing it with me now kids
All the children are smiling
Waving their hands in the air
Everybody's holding hands
Everybody's feeling fine
There's finally some peace on this Earth

Can't you see all the little children smiling
Proud to be on God's green Earth
There's no malicious intent or hatred
There's just beautiful blue skies and Heaven's Grace

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:27:02 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 03/14/2010 23:27

Gone Away 1.89 mb 2:43 min

Another music demo. Please give it a listen - it is short!

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:51:10 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 03/11/2010 21:51

Cause and Effect 3.36 mb 3:18 min

Cause and Effect

You say you know just why you do the things you do
A simple reason that explains it all for you
Well I have tried some things like that in my own way
It seems to work at first but then it fades away
‘Cuz I don’t know

I used to think I wasn’t smart enough to see
The different forces that some people claim to be
At work in everything and everywhere that is
Existing in the changing universes’ sphere
Now I don’t know

There comes a time when you will say nothing is real
That doesn’t make it true it’s just the way you feel
And what we know from life is only what we sense
Which means that every truth in life is just an accident
Yeah I don’t know

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:40:51 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/28/2010 07:40

Vegetable Caller presents: Beatles Haircut

The infamous Vegetable Caller has teamed up with Elston to create a panaormic ode to that misunderstood and long neglected band (The Beatles). Some have said of the collaboration, "[it] exposes the fetishistic instinct inherent in a coporate society", others have noted, "the dense compositions display a perverse love of the art of sound." Don't miss out on this once in a life time oppurtunity.

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:36:19 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/26/2010 20:36

Actually, I think Time-Time would be the perfect album opener to lull the listener in. It's like the way a David Lynch film starts, all innocent, and then it shows you the dark underbelly. I'm with you, 16 min is extreme and if anyone actually listens to the whole thing I'll consider offering a cash prize. You should check around 10-12 min, i remember it getting pretty funny around that point. And as always, thanks for listening tele. You've always been there to check out my tunes, and I really appreciate that : >.

Re: Elston's Music Demos

telefunker — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:07:03 GMT

Author: telefunker

Posted: 02/26/2010 20:07

with remember the time time, before i read the lyrics, i was half expecting a michael jackson cover, but i was pleasantly surprised nonetheless.. a touching ballad-cum-pop-ditty with an uncharactaristic innocence to it. i've just slammed 400g of chocolate into my face so i'm kind of vegging out right now and it was nice to lay back and chill to it. although i was wondering at what point jack the ripper would be introduced to the dialogue..

it would be a great album closer too. leaving the listener on a happy, nostalgic note after being morally assaulted with sinister tales of ungodly unions and genetically challenged offspring.

beatles haircut is quality too, much in the same vein. as for gentleman prefer boys, the lyrics are awesomely psychadelic. i can imagine it with a beach boys type beat in the sloop john b vein. although i would definitely advise trimming it down. 16:29 is a little extreme..

in conclusion, i would say that this batch represents a more melodic direction to your music. one which you would be well advised to pursue if you intend on offending the widest audience possible. in fact, all these tunes remind me vaguely of that plain white t's track "hey there delila". melodically only of course..

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:52:55 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/26/2010 05:52

Here's my new one:

Remember the Time-Time

Remember the Time-Time

Remember the time-time?
I remember the time-time
I remember the playground
I remember the sand-sand
I remember the structures
I remember the fat teacher
Who would always try to thwart our happiness
The fat teacher hated our joy

I remember the time-time
I can remember the time-time
I can remember the people
I can remember the people
I remember the time-time
I remember the concrete
I remember the brick wall
I remember the time-time
I remember the girls house
I remember the girls room
I remember the time-time
Oh so many memories
I remember the time-time
Do you remember the time-time?
Think back to when the time-time
Oh with the people and the time-time and the places
So many places
So many places
Do you remember the slide-slide
Do you remember the monkey bars
Made of metal in the park

The sand-sand
Do you remember the sand-sand
Do you remember the grass-grass
Do you remember the time-time
Do you remember the structures
Do you rememeber the time-time
Do you remember the road
Do you remember the car-car
I remember the slide-slide
I remember my friends-friends
I remember the boys-boys
I remember the tricks-tricks
That were played on me-me
And I remember the shame-shame
I remember the time-time
I remember the time-shame
I remember the fat teacher
Oh the fat teacher
I remember the girls-girls
I remember the girls-girls

Re: Elston's Music Demos

telefunker — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 04:26:17 GMT

Author: telefunker

Posted: 02/17/2010 09:26

haha.. yeah, when i give an album 70 it's usually because it has 1 or 2 great songs and a bunch of filler.. or is fairly enjoyable and consistent throughout without being truly great

i guess it's not that hard to fill 500gb these days.. most of it is in 320kps and it has taken me about 3 years to do 😜

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:11:20 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/16/2010 14:11

telefunker wrote:

fuck, i just maxed out my 500gb music hd and this mp3 is 25mb!

i'm installing a new one now just to sneak a listen..

500gb music!? 😲 I have seen you give albums on your chart 70/100, I never thought you would want to own so much music.

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:43:25 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/16/2010 13:43

people are just insecure. they can't face their own exotic desires and live their lives always thwarting them. but isn't denying an obliging lover a share of his poo a sadistic fetish in itself? anyways, i'm sorry to hear of your unfortunate fate. it won't be long before us poo-lovers will have the same freedoms as women, blacks & gays. we just have to stand up to the system and claim what's ours. i say we start with the prime minister - i bet his poo is delicious. hey, i guess i have written my first protest song! altho i find that to be a rather rigid categorization. i prefer...songs of freedom.

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Richie Hunt — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:54:13 GMT

Author: Richie Hunt

Posted: 02/16/2010 08:54

i just got arrested... inspired by your lyrics will be my defence. i don't get what's so illegal about waiting in public bathrooms for poo. i was found out when i had built up the confidence to take the step from waiting for someone to leave an unflushed poo for me to straight up asking for them too poo straight into my catching mit. i mean what weirdo would dob someone into the cops for that?

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:56:06 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/15/2010 20:56

maxperenchio wrote:

Endless lolz on this one Elston- I really get a glimpse if you know what I mean. Totally reminds me of the Frogs at their best.

Checked out that Frogs album they did at home - loved it. Thanks for the rec and thanks for listening!

Re: Elston's Music Demos

telefunker — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:41:09 GMT

Author: telefunker

Posted: 02/15/2010 12:41

fuck, i just maxed out my 500gb music hd and this mp3 is 25mb!

i'm installing a new one now just to sneak a listen..

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Richie Hunt — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:51:38 GMT

Author: Richie Hunt

Posted: 02/15/2010 11:51

EPIC, funny shit! You are on one of those rare rolls where artists are literally shitting out so much of there quality product you can't stop them. I predict we are seeing Elston at the peak of his musical powers.

Re: Elston's Music Demos

maxperenchio — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:09:32 GMT

Author: maxperenchio

Posted: 02/15/2010 10:09

Endless lolz on this one Elston- I really get a glimpse if you know what I mean. Totally reminds me of the Frogs at their best.

A love song

Elston — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 20:24:21 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/15/2010 01:24

Scatalogical Proclivities

Scatalogical Proclivities

I just wanna be with you
You old stinky man from the mall
Won't you come and be
My little pet princess for awhile?
I'll hold and cuddle you and
Fondle your excrement
Cuz it makes me happy
To see the look on your face
When you squeeze it out
You squeeze it out so nice
Not low and clumpy
Not wrist stow
Feels so good and long and
Hard and soft
I wanna squeeze it
Until it all comes out
Lets go back to your place
Lets go back to your place
LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE
Let me fondle your poo
Let me fondle your poo
Let me finger your penis

You retired army colonel
Just sitting there with your grey beard
Wontcha make that squeeze-ey face?
That's the one I want
Smoking yer cigar
Yer such a lonesome wolf
Such a lonesome independent guy arentcha?
I want your poo
Said I want it now
That's okay you can play the coy one
Play the stoic one see if I care
But I know some day you'll get it
I'll be comin back for you
Not a whole lot you can do in this life
Until someone comes chasing after you
I could be the one whose there for you
All those times when you
Can't even face the world I will
Catch your poo in my palms now
Rub it loveingly on my lips and coat tails
Rub it loveingly around my face and eyebones
(like it on the sides of my eyebones)
Get a little bit in my hair
Take some home with me
Not even gonna shower
Get it all in my bed
That's the way we do it boy
The way we do it boy

Call me old-fashioned
I like adventure
I like the danger
Gonna get your poo from you
You old man now
I wanna eat your poo
I don't care if you've got five kids
I don't care if you're married to a nun
I want your poo
I want your poo - give it here

It's not easy when people don't share your
Similar proclivities towards poo
How do you really tell someone
How you feel about that
When you're in the washroom
With an old man
Who hands you a wad of bills
In a reconcilliatory misunderstandilliatory way
How do you tell him you want to
Eat his poo
I wanna watch you poo in the bathroom
You old spring horse jack
You old army colonel
Lonesome man in the mall
On a Tuesday night
Still lookin pretty good
In your regimentals
Put on your suit
And squeeze one out
I wanna smell it
I wanna see it
I wanna touch it
I wanna kiss it
Just let me SEE YOUR POO

Oh baby gonna get your poo
Oh darling gonna get your poo tonight babe
I'm comin for ya gonna get your poo
Gonna get it
Gonna seize that poo
Gonna put that poo in my mouth baby
Comin for your poo baby
Oh darlin comin for your poo
Oh my baby gonna get that poo
Gonna fondle it if it kills me and you
Just put it in a baggy for me
I'll get it later
I'll put it in the refrigerator
I'll put it under the radiator

That's how I obtained
My proclivities
My scatalogical proclivities
That's how I obtained them
By going into the washroom
And searching
You'll see a piece of poo
On the ground
While you're jerking off
An old man
Who hands you
A wad of paper
He doesn't even realize
You do it fun
Well anyways
That's how I obtained
My proclivities
For the more scatalogical elements
Of that thing we call love
That thing we call love
I've been finding love
In the washrooms
In the food court
Saw a piece of poo
Now I can't stop
Dreaming about poo

Re: Elston's Music Demos

Elston — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:41:57 GMT

Author: Elston

Posted: 02/14/2010 15:41

I concur with your sentiments, I thought the same (the song is repetitive).

I've thought of writing but every time I do it doesn't go well. I think about movies quite a lot and make them in my head. But I don't like the idea of writing them out in a script.