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Re: Chinese Food

Anonymous — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 13:03:26 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/16/2013 17:03

cattlest wrote:

check out the black furry, you think he's hiding a boner under that panda costume?

That's perhaps the most disconcerting aspect of Patrice Wilson's music videos. Bad songwriting, bad singing, and bad production are nothing special (though his songs take the former in particular to new heights), but he always casts himself in really molester-y roles. How he fails to realize that is a puzzle to me.

Re: Chinese Food

cattlest — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 12:52:48 GMT

Author: cattlest

Posted: 10/16/2013 16:52

check out the black furry, you think he's hiding a boner under that panda costume?

Re: Chinese Food

HazeyTwilight — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:11:15 GMT

Author: HazeyTwilight

Posted: 10/16/2013 14:11

I love to see videos like these, because after them we get to see videos like these:

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Re: Chinese Food

Anonymous — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:02:22 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/16/2013 14:02

It's pretty dope.

Re: Chinese Food

Anonymous — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 09:34:32 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/16/2013 13:34

50 years from now they'll probably be making a film in the spirit of "Ed Wood" called "Patrice Wilson" about the world's worst music video director.

Re: Chinese Food

knels94 — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 04:00:52 GMT

Author: knels94

Posted: 10/16/2013 08:00

I like to think that this is just how eleven year old girls with rich daddies troll the world. Then I think that things like this were a serious effort and I cry myself to sleep.

Re: Chinese Food

HigherThanTheSun — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 19:42:34 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 10/15/2013 23:42

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^I like to imagine he's watching the chinese food video

Re: Chinese Food

Applerill — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 18:07:13 GMT

Author: Applerill

Posted: 10/15/2013 22:07

A masterpiece. The chorus of "Summer Girls" turned on its head.

Re: Chinese Food

Norman Bates — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 17:39:13 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 10/15/2013 21:39

wtf

Re: Chinese Food

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 17:20:12 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/15/2013 21:20

Lovely song 😄 It's the fun type of music I want right now.

Re: Chinese Food

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 17:03:30 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/15/2013 21:03

Am I the only one who can't help but think about the fact that people are going to have to...erm...pass waste whenever they talk about food/and or eating? It really makes everything gross. So definitely not a pretty subject, imo.

Another thing is, I know that when I am full I don't want any food within my vicinity and I am completely and utterly disinterested in it. So...was she legitimately hungry the whole time she did this?

Also, biggest plot twist ever at the end there, lol.

Re: Chinese Food

rayword45 — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 16:52:52 GMT

Author: rayword45

Posted: 10/15/2013 20:52

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Re: Chinese Food

Jackwc — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 16:40:43 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 10/15/2013 20:40

This song is legit my jam. Post-clubbing Chinese food is bomb.

Also as the video clearly shows she finishes clubbing when it's nearly noon, so she must be rolling all night.

Re: Chinese Food

Cymro2011 — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 16:39:54 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 10/15/2013 20:39

Jesus Christ why did I watch it twice?

Re: Chinese Food

Romanelli — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 16:20:56 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 10/15/2013 20:20

swedenman wrote:

What is she even talking about in the opening verse? Clubbing? Hugging? What?

And did they really have to land on Oriental Avenue?

If you don't walk away....right now!....your head is going to just explode right off of your neck.

Step. Away. From. The YouTube.

Re: Chinese Food

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 16:18:36 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/15/2013 20:18

What is she even talking about in the opening verse? Clubbing? Hugging? What?

And did they really have to land on Oriental Avenue?

Re: Chinese Food

Romanelli — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 16:13:57 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 10/15/2013 20:13

You can go ahead and just kill me now, please.

Thanks in advance!

Chinese Food

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 15:44:38 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/15/2013 19:44

Patrice Wilson strikes again. This might be his masterwork.

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