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Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Jackwc — Sun, 1 Jun 2014 03:05:02 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 06/01/2014 07:05

.......apparently my porn star nickname is Coco Scarlett. Too good.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

pa — Sat, 31 May 2014 14:14:58 GMT

Author: pa

Posted: 05/31/2014 18:14

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

ahahahah 😁

Juve Tiziano

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Anonymous — Sun, 25 May 2014 11:48:44 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/25/2014 15:48

Vagina Repair.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Tradex — Sat, 24 May 2014 22:08:28 GMT

Author: Tradex

Posted: 05/25/2014 02:08

Ted Wheatgrass

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

WindowAbove — Sat, 24 May 2014 15:18:39 GMT

Author: WindowAbove

Posted: 05/24/2014 19:18

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Ernest Ozark

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

karbutt — Sat, 24 May 2014 15:16:13 GMT

Author: karbutt

Posted: 05/24/2014 19:16

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Milkbone Eagle
😐

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Jackwc — Tue, 20 May 2014 13:26:08 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 05/20/2014 17:26

I'd get plastic surgery to look like Dave Grohl and my name would be "Everschlong" and for my special move I'd violently press the clitoris a bunch of times like a button and shout "SEE? ANYBODY CAN DO IT"

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Anonymous — Tue, 20 May 2014 03:05:46 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/20/2014 07:05

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Buddy 80th

Ill keep Vertical Rainbow (or maybe Modest Mouse)

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Hayden — Mon, 19 May 2014 21:17:48 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 05/20/2014 01:17

Probably Hayden.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

benpaco — Mon, 19 May 2014 20:19:52 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 05/20/2014 00:19

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Mac(k) Pacific, if that's true. Not bad actually.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

MrFrogger — Mon, 19 May 2014 19:16:34 GMT

Author: MrFrogger

Posted: 05/19/2014 23:16

Zach Penniman? Ok

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

HigherThanTheSun — Mon, 19 May 2014 18:25:31 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 05/19/2014 22:25

Mog Allestree, lol no

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 16:38:21 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 20:38

Goodsir.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 16:08:57 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 20:08

19loveless91 wrote:

Squishy's gonna hack all your e-mails by the end of the week.

See, if people had read my interview of him, they would know that this is how he pays for his films.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Mdemauri — Mon, 19 May 2014 16:07:25 GMT

Author: Mdemauri

Posted: 05/19/2014 20:07

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Blackie Ferry. No thanks!

I would rather go with the one George Constanza used in Seinfeld. Buck Naked!

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Error Finn — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:28:32 GMT

Author: Error Finn

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:28

Emmett Dalton

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

19loveless91 — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:13:51 GMT

Author: 19loveless91

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:13

Squishy's gonna hack all your e-mails by the end of the week.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

Norman Bates — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:11:07 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:11

Achille Allende.

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

revolver94 — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:04:13 GMT

Author: revolver94

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:04

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Bonnie Goodwin... bleh

Re: What would your porn star nickname be?

alelsupreme — Mon, 19 May 2014 14:41:48 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/19/2014 18:41

SquishypuffDave wrote:

According to the "name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up in" formulation, my porn name is Winky Karwitha.

Dusty Bridgegate.

Obviously if I could pick my own it'd be John CockTrain. Or maybe Dave Bareback.