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Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Jackwc — Thu, 22 May 2014 20:43:50 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 05/23/2014 00:43

Yay me.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

drakonium — Tue, 20 May 2014 19:01:05 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 05/20/2014 23:01

Seems like Joannaritsu used one of the opponents a bit too much.

15 - 22

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

HazeyTwilight — Tue, 20 May 2014 13:58:15 GMT

Author: HazeyTwilight

Posted: 05/20/2014 17:58

Damn, this is probably the hardest round in, not just this round, but for the whole tourney. Both of these users I just love. People may point out their negative aspects but it makes them more (or less?) entertaining and human. I'm abstaining, I can't take the pressure.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

SquishypuffDave — Tue, 20 May 2014 08:34:05 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 05/20/2014 12:34

I probably know Jack better than I know anyone else on the forum. He's a brilliant conversationalist and I consider him a pretty close friend. That's why you can trust me when I tell you that Jack is the most monstrous, reprehensible human being ever to touch these forums. He is a godless vain impulsive amoral pretentious corrupting alcoholic drug-addled contrarian hypocritical hedonistic man-child hipster piece of shit. He's by far my favourite Besteverville character to write because his life is a never-ending spiral of chaos destroying everything in its wake. He is a slave to his insatiable id.

Bongritsu on the other hand is just way too cool. Way more mysterious than me. I live every waking moment of my life wishing I was Bongritsu. I mean damn, that Kenny G video? I still can't work out how that was synchronized so perfectly. Did he have someone else in the room putting the record on for him? His oration was top-notch too. He makes irony his bitch.

Honestly I'd be happy with either of these guys winning the tourney. (I'm going to vote for the underbong though.)

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Antonio-Pedro — Tue, 20 May 2014 05:28:13 GMT

Author: Antonio-Pedro

Posted: 05/20/2014 09:28

Voted for the guy who created this masterpiece

Jackwc wrote:

If you're missing The Poe then I feel bad for you son
cause I miss 99 users and The Poe ain't one.

He got his Poe patrol on his blow patrol,
Got more beefs than a legitimate troll,.
Says Jay-Z's materialistic and the whole rap game blows,
Says that they aren't artists - what kind of facts are those?
Do we really want someone in here who would deny
an artist just because they live a certain way of life?
Suggests I listen to three hours of a birch tree grow -
"But it's got abstract qualities!" - well I don't give a shit, so...
These kids take his chart and then they copy and paste
so their friends will give them more cred for their taste;
Hipsters -
I don't know why you kids feel so pious
When you listen to half an hour of tinnitus.
His chart was cool, but take a look at Wolf's, old chum -
I miss 99 users and The Poe ain't one.

Yeah.. Jack

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Anonymous — Tue, 20 May 2014 03:08:30 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/20/2014 07:08

Thumbnail. Click to enlarge.

What do I feel like tonight, Kenny G or Jackie Love? Gonna be a tough decision

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

benpaco — Mon, 19 May 2014 20:22:01 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 05/20/2014 00:22

Bong's great, but Jack has actually changed my life. Like my friends know Jack exists because they noticed me change after that one night he basically went "ben, you're being dumb, either take the advice or keep wallowing". I changed not only my persona here, but my irl persona as well, and much for the better. I'm a happier and better person because of Jack, and it'd be hard for me to vote against him at any point in this tourney.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 18:20:04 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 22:20

Jack is probably the better poster and has some really fantastic moments of writing when he actually wants to, but I like Bong more.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Mercury — Mon, 19 May 2014 18:15:49 GMT

Author: Mercury

Posted: 05/19/2014 22:15

I kind of dont like either that much. I mean they both have their moments. But yeah. This will be the first time I abstain.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:58:08 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:58

Bong is hilarious every time he posts, but he's got nothing on the Queen of the Forums

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:45:12 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:45

Jack is my archenemy. And he rarely ever talks about music!

Bong has interesting tastes, at least. Still haven't listened to any crust punk yet, I'm waiting to be in the right mood, but I don't know if I'll ever be in that mood. 🤣

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:43:05 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:43

Jack is a genius. Just when we thought he had gone soft and revealed his sensitive side, we all realized the true purpose of his posts in the BEA support thread. I tip my cap to the king of trolls.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

drakonium — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:42:31 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:42

alelsupreme wrote:

uneed✞

wut

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

alelsupreme — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:35:00 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:35

drakonium wrote:

Used to like bong and dislike Jack, now it's the opposite, easy choice.

uneed✞

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Hayden — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:33:10 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:33

Jack gets my vote.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

drakonium — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:28:58 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:28

Used to like bong and dislike Jack, now it's the opposite, easy choice.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Skinny — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:22:40 GMT

Author: Skinny

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:22

Well only one of these guys sent me a memorial Snapchat when I deleted my account, so...

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

Anonymous — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:18:46 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:18

On the surface this seems like a tough decision but after a while it becomes clear. Both occupy the lovable troll positions on the website but Jack goes much further. He knows when to drop the facade of his troll exterior (if he goes too far). He also actively offered life advice to the best of his ability in the support thread. Bong might have a great chart but he often doesn't know when to quit. Still a very funny guy though.

EDIT: And yes I know in the past this wasn't always the case, but Jack actively changed.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

alelsupreme — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:11:07 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:11

Jack, but this was a bloody hard decision. Both should go through tbh.

Re: [CLOSED] BEUT round 1 : bongritsu VS Jackwc

SuedeSwede — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:06:38 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 05/19/2014 19:06

Team Jackwc!