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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Anonymous — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 17:23:39 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/25/2015 22:23

I figure it is one thing to have a song about masturbation, it is a whole other thing to have a song that sounds/feels like masturbation...so, get on that, music. Make the blood pound in your ears, and elsewhere, I'm convinced it could be done. If black metal were feminine and hot instead of masculine and cold I think it'd sound like that.

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Decurso — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 14:05:01 GMT

Author: Decurso

Posted: 01/23/2015 19:05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7EjGcVO-ho

Vibrator by Motorhead.

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Norman Bates — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 07:50:25 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 01/23/2015 12:50

Waitwhat

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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Romanelli — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 07:46:50 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 01/23/2015 12:46

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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Norman Bates — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 04:39:53 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 01/23/2015 09:39

Oh, how about a French one for diversity

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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Norman Bates — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 04:35:27 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 01/23/2015 09:35

GG Allin's entire discography is about this theme.

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Anonymous — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 23:20:48 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/23/2015 04:20

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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

babyBlueSedan — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 20:49:48 GMT

Author: babyBlueSedan

Posted: 01/23/2015 01:49

I've always felt that Harvey Danger's "Flagpole Sitta" was at least in part about masturbation, but I've never found anyone who agrees with me:

"And when I feel a bit naughty, I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes but no one ever does"

Then there's this

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And Green Day's "Longview", but my favorite has already been said (Andrew Jackson Jihad's "Distance")

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

NickVolos — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:42:07 GMT

Author: NickVolos

Posted: 01/22/2015 20:42

Boy... This is the only thing that comes to mind, just because it references it...

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"So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some pornographic magazine
And you smile

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Your sister's gone out. She's on a date
And you just sit at home and masturbate
Your phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
For that call"

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

rayword45 — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:04:21 GMT

Author: rayword45

Posted: 01/22/2015 20:04

No ability to get YouTube vids.

Guys Eyes - Animal Collective
Peaches and Cream - Beck
Homemade - Sebadoh
Mr Fingers - Brainiac (at least partially)
Distance - Andrew Jackson Jihad (I mean, are we talking strictly one subject or)

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Anonymous — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 13:58:28 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/22/2015 18:58

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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Secondsoul — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 13:00:51 GMT

Author: Secondsoul

Posted: 01/22/2015 18:00

"A whole lotta meat in my right hand, I'm a rattlin' boy" 😉

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Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

davidhuret — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:12:49 GMT

Author: davidhuret

Posted: 01/22/2015 16:12

"Pictures of Lily" by the Who. Hands down, so to speak.

Re: Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Jimmy Dread — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 09:31:54 GMT

Author: Jimmy Dread

Posted: 01/22/2015 14:31

Surprised you've missed the most obvious one...

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Then there's...

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I could also add I Touch Myself by the Divinyls, but I f'ing hate that song. So I won't.

Favorite Songs about Masturbation

Anonymous — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 09:25:02 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/22/2015 14:25

Pretty self-explanatory. Share yours! (well don't share that)

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