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Re: Pick up lines.

Taric — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 08:55:14 GMT

Author: Taric

Posted: 08/11/2011 12:55

Link

Re: Pick up lines.

Anonymous — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 17:30:18 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/05/2011 21:30

Lords of Acid - I Sit On Acid

"Darling, come here, fuck me up the (ear?)

I wanna sit on your face"

etc...

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Re: Pick up lines.

GARY — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 16:32:03 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 08/05/2011 20:32

Hayden wrote:

bcaie16 wrote:

Jackwc wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

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I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 8-[

In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts 🤡

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W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.

Tis true. We don't butcher our crepes with Aunt Jemima up here.

Weird. The Wal-Mart near me doesn't sell maple syrup at all 🫢

Mind you, they have this liquid sugary brown shit in a plastic bottle 🤔 My friend gave me a bottle, never found out what to do with it.

It works well as motor oil 😁

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Re: Pick up lines.

Jackwc — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 16:26:52 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 08/05/2011 20:26

I just give it to my American friends when they come up to visit.
Can you believe they put it on their pancakes of all things? I'd been using it as wiper fluid this whole time. Didn't do such a great job.

Re: Pick up lines.

Hayden — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 16:17:42 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 08/05/2011 20:17

bcaie16 wrote:

Jackwc wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

.

I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 8-[

In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts 🤡

.

W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.

Tis true. We don't butcher our crepes with Aunt Jemima up here.

Re: Pick up lines.

bcaie16 — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 14:33:48 GMT

Author: bcaie16

Posted: 08/05/2011 18:33

Jackwc wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

.

I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 8-[

In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts 🤡

.

W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.

Tis true. We don't butcher our crepes with Aunt Jemima up here.

Re: Pick up lines.

Jackwc — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 13:31:10 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 08/05/2011 17:31

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

.

I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 8-[

In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts 🤡

.

W/e, Wal-Mart sucks anyway, they never have any of the GOOD maple syrup.
Fucking bullshit.

Re: Pick up lines.

bcaie16 — Fri, 5 Aug 2011 03:20:18 GMT

Author: bcaie16

Posted: 08/05/2011 07:20

http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/Naked_Man_(move)

Re: Pick up lines.

albummaster — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 17:07:25 GMT

Author: albummaster

Posted: 08/03/2011 21:07

sorry to bring this down a peg, and not quite sure why I remember these (or admitting to it) ... actually, there's loads of these types of tunes from this period cos I was an acid house DJ at the time... :

Link

not many lyrics to this one, mostly groans... (gets interesting around the 5:00 mark)

Link

😜 😲

Re: Pick up lines.

GARY — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 16:58:46 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 08/03/2011 20:58

This one has a 100% success rate 🤥

BEATLES

Why Don't We Do It In The Road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

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Re: Pick up lines.

GARY — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 16:57:00 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 08/03/2011 20:57

Hayden wrote:

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

.

I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 8-[

In Greenland we don't have Wal-Marts 🤡

.

Re: Pick up lines.

Hayden — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 16:55:14 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 08/03/2011 20:55

GARY wrote:

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

.

I know, right? Thought it'd get her right away.

And I'm not sure about Greenland, but Canadian wal-marts don't have mannequins 😨 🤣 , so I'm going to doubt it.

Re: Pick up lines.

GARY — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 16:52:01 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 08/03/2011 20:52

Hayden wrote:

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. :(

That's very strange that it didn't work 🤔

Maybe it was a mannequin you tried it on ❓

.

Re: Pick up lines.

Hayden — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 16:42:43 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 08/03/2011 20:42

itsit wrote:

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Just tested it out at someone at wal-mart.

Didn't work. 🙁

Re: Pick up lines.

alelsupreme — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 16:28:48 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 08/03/2011 20:28

I wanna fuck you like an animal - Nine Inch Nails (Closer)

Might work on someone, no idea who.

Re: Pick up lines.

Captain_Dude — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 15:36:51 GMT

Author: Captain_Dude

Posted: 08/03/2011 19:36

Ummmm...not exactly what I was going for.

Think "clever"...not "vulgar."

Re: Pick up lines.

Jackwc — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 15:20:00 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 08/03/2011 19:20

"I sent this bitch a picture of my dick" - Kanye West, Runaway

Kanye know what it is with females, cause he's good with that shit.

Re: Pick up lines.

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 14:42:51 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/03/2011 18:42

damn it, Jhereko, beat me to it. I made a mix CD for this girl one time and Me and My Bitch was the very first song

Re: Pick up lines.

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 14:15:14 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/03/2011 18:15

My all time favourite, and one I submitted for the last round of song quote suggestions (I'm presuming it got omitted for propriety reasons) is from Biggie:

"You look so good I'd suck your Daddy's dick" - The Notorious B.I.G. (From "Me & My Bitch")

Now if that doesn't score you some, I just don't know what will.

Pick up lines.

Captain_Dude — Wed, 3 Aug 2011 12:54:24 GMT

Author: Captain_Dude

Posted: 08/03/2011 16:54

The random quotes on every screen made me think of a fun game.

What song lyrics could be used clever pick up lines?

Stuff like:

"Do fries come with that shake?" (George Clinton, "Do Fries Come With That Shake")

"Boom, boom, boom let's go back to my room!" (Paul Lekakis, "Boom Boom")

"Come on, baby, do you do more than dance?" (Foreigner, "Hot Blooded")

"Here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours." (Stevie Wonder, "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours")

There are TONS out there...share some!