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Re: Five Finger Death Punch Is the Worst Band I've Ever Seen

DanielNunes93 — Tue, 5 Jun 2018 14:34:17 GMT

Author: DanielNunes93

Posted: 06/05/2018 18:34

Underoath 😁 is what I always say people "are not basic metalcore as usual" but unfortunately people start hating them even before they hear anything from them!

And I never had the opportunity to see live 🙁 🙁

Re: Five Finger Death Punch Is the Worst Band I've Ever Seen

YoungPunk — Tue, 5 Jun 2018 12:04:38 GMT

Author: YoungPunk

Posted: 06/05/2018 16:04

I always turn on Rossini's The Barber of Seville after hearing sub-par music

Re: Five Finger Death Punch Is the Worst Band I've Ever Seen

Repo — Tue, 5 Jun 2018 09:06:55 GMT

Author: Repo

Posted: 06/05/2018 13:06

Tha1ChiefRocka wrote:

I'm working concert events again this summer, and yesterday I worked at Rockfest for 19 hours (6am to 12:45am). It was absolutely atrocious. Save for Stone Temple Pilots (who were on the stage opposite mine, I worked backstage) and Underoath, who were actually pretty decent for a metalcore band. Everything else was pure shite. But nothing remotely comes close to the backwashed bilge that was Five Finger Death Punch. The crowd that showed up for this concert were, by in large, the kind of folks who eat their brand of music up. I can't tell you how many T-Shirts I saw yesterday that said something like, "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE", and other delightful profanities. I had never actually listened to them beyond several snippets flying past on the radio, so this was the first time I was actually exposed to their music. Here are some lyrics to one of their new songs.

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Five Finger Death Punch combine 4th grade literacy rates with completely hackneyed "hard rock" riffs. (I would never demean Metal music by calling this weaksauce attempt at being heavy metal.) At various points during the show the lead singer would proselytize on various subjects including: supporting our troops, AMERICUH!, I"M SOBER NOW, and many more. Before I get too political, I'll just say that it left me feeling a bit disillusioned (as someone who is fairly moderate, but would certainly be considered a republican by most). All of the worst stereotypes were on display. It was the worst live music act I've seen thus far, and I can't see it being topped in the near future.

At least I get to see Ween tonight, they'll be the palette cleanser that I need.

lol. Thanks for sharing. Pretty funny.

and... Long Live Ween! Think I'll throw some on rn.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch Is the Worst Band I've Ever Seen

AAL2014 — Tue, 5 Jun 2018 02:25:17 GMT

Author: AAL2014

Posted: 06/05/2018 06:25

Yup, they've been bad for years, dreadfully corny and pure shit for a couple years, absolute bottom of the barrel phoned in trash now.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch Is the Worst Band I've Ever Seen

bobbyb5 — Sun, 3 Jun 2018 17:56:06 GMT

Author: bobbyb5

Posted: 06/03/2018 21:56

Thanks for the inspirational verse. LMAO. What we're Stone Temple Pilots like?

Five Finger Death Punch Is the Worst Band I've Ever Seen

Tha1ChiefRocka — Sun, 3 Jun 2018 12:39:09 GMT

Author: Tha1ChiefRocka

Posted: 06/03/2018 16:39

I'm working concert events again this summer, and yesterday I worked at Rockfest for 19 hours (6am to 12:45am). It was absolutely atrocious. Save for Stone Temple Pilots (who were on the stage opposite mine, I worked backstage) and Underoath, who were actually pretty decent for a metalcore band. Everything else was pure shite. But nothing remotely comes close to the backwashed bilge that was Five Finger Death Punch. The crowd that showed up for this concert were, by in large, the kind of folks who eat their brand of music up. I can't tell you how many T-Shirts I saw yesterday that said something like, "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE", and other delightful profanities. I had never actually listened to them beyond several snippets flying past on the radio, so this was the first time I was actually exposed to their music. Here are some lyrics to one of their new songs.

[Verse 1]
This is the end, I can't take anymore
This is where I'm fuckin' drawing the line
You talk a great game, trying to make a big name
Soon you're gonna run out of time
I've got news for you, I got nothing to lose
If you were smart you'd simply run and you'd hide
You're such a dumb punk, such a fuckin' weak chump
Don't have the balls to look me dead in the eyes
Boom!

[Pre-Chorus]
You're a... you're a... you're a...

[Chorus]
You're a fake mother fucker, I hate you mother fucker
I'll break you mother fucker, you're mine
You're a joke mother fucker, you gloat but you're a sucker
Such a fuckin' waste of my time
You smile and wave with your borrowed fame
But everybody sees through the lies
You're a fake mother fucker, you're dated mother fucker
And you're never gonna get what is mine
Fake, you're a fucking fake!

[Verse 2]
What's in a name that could truly make me so sick
Think about the shit that you say
You'll wish you never crossed me, you had me then you lost me
You're losing all your buck with your bank
You've got a big mouth, makes me want to tear it out
Really don't have nothing to say
I'm not your scapegoat, ram it down your damn throat
For me it's just another day!

Five Finger Death Punch combine 4th grade literacy rates with completely hackneyed "hard rock" riffs. (I would never demean Metal music by calling this weaksauce attempt at being heavy metal.) At various points during the show the lead singer would proselytize on various subjects including: supporting our troops, AMERICUH!, I"M SOBER NOW, and many more. Before I get too political, I'll just say that it left me feeling a bit disillusioned (as someone who is fairly moderate, but would certainly be considered a republican by most). All of the worst stereotypes were on display. It was the worst live music act I've seen thus far, and I can't see it being topped in the near future.

At least I get to see Ween tonight, they'll be the palette cleanser that I need.