Re: 2025 MIS: Most Infamous Song tourney

MadhattanJack — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 16:34:49 GMT

Author: MadhattanJack

Posted: 06/11/2026 20:34

cestuneblague wrote:

BRUNO MARS, SEXY REDD- FAT JUICTY WET

I Just discovered this today. What in the Wet Ass P-Word is this???????

Sexyy Red had that hit single "Big Dawg" back in 2023, so I just assumed all her tracks were about cute, furry domestic animals.

2025 MIS: Most Infamous Song tourney

cestuneblague — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:53:52 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 06/11/2026 18:53

How you decide to vote (or not) is entirely up to you, maybe to some these slap. Here's my substack roaster impression:

TAYLOR SWIFT- ACTUALLY ROMANTIC

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This is apparently a diss track to Charli XCX. I needed that to be annotated, which shows what a monumental self-impalement this all is in the end. And, sweet effing Hey-zeus, I mean call me a raging mysogynist if you want, but Taylor is the absolute last singer I want to hear crooning lyrics about vaginal arousal.

TOM MACDONALD- WOKE WORLD

This is still a thing. 2014 called, it wants it's pandering "edgy" youtube parody channel back. This is meant to be a joke, right? Maybe it's Bongritu in real-life (BEA easter egg for you newer users)

ALEX WARREN- ORDINARY

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I double checked, this also wasn't on a Worst of 2014 list.

MIA- SAFE

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I was late to the MIA controversy but whogivesafuck, given I have no knowledge about MIA's work past 2010 or so, and apparently so now does MIA. What Iphone app did you get that echo from?

JESSIE MURPH- 1965

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Needless to say, you need to be a special type of drole and deft talent to pull off a charmingly facetious verse about old-school domestic violence, needless to say she didn't pull it off. I think the internet, as usual, took this as entirely at face value, but regardless of it's intended message about the state of modern romance it's still an awful toothache of a song.

BRUNO MARS, SEXY REDD- FAT JUICTY WET

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I Just discovered this today. What in the Wet Ass P-Word is this???????

WILL SMITH- PRETTY GIRLS

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No words necessary. Will Smith looks like he's been boxing with Boom Boom Mancini all night before stepping on set. Are 2/3's-Life-Crisis now a thing?

For basic decency I didn't include Kanye's desperate look-at-me song about blowing his cousin as kids.

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Re: 2025 MIS: Most Infamous Song tourney

2025 MIS: Most Infamous Song tourney