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Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Hayden — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:17:05 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 01/15/2012 04:17

19loveless91 wrote:

When did "indie rockers" become synonymous with hipsters?

Before it was cool. 😎

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

RFNAPLES — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:55:52 GMT

Author: RFNAPLES

Posted: 01/15/2012 03:55

Don't forget the boyfriends!

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Mr. Shankly — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:49:06 GMT

Author: Mr. Shankly

Posted: 01/15/2012 03:49

GARY wrote:

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None.

They have better things 2 screw

.

🤣 Except indie rockers usually don't get laid that much, unless it's by indie rocker girlfriends. 😨

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

GARY — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:12:20 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 01/15/2012 03:12

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None.

They have better things 2 screw

.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Mr. Shankly — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:03:12 GMT

Author: Mr. Shankly

Posted: 01/15/2012 03:03

Funny, how this has so many different punchlines. I heard the same set up, but the punch line was "If you were cool, you'd know." Just slightly different. I would change indie rockers to hipsters though.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

alelsupreme — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:40:52 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 01/12/2012 16:40

pfft, screwing lightbulbs to the ceiling? That's so mainstream!

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

19loveless91 — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:55:30 GMT

Author: 19loveless91

Posted: 01/12/2012 12:55

When did "indie rockers" become synonymous with hipsters?

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Jackwc — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:17:53 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 01/12/2012 07:17

Trick question.

They won't screw in the lightbulb. They'll might just leave it on the floor. They might even accidentally step on it. Maybe screw it into the sink, just to be different. Maybe wear it as a hat.

Pitchfork Lightbulb Insertion Reviews will give the results a 8.7/10.0

If they actually DO screw it in the next time, everyone will bitch about their original failed attempt at screwing in the lightbulb was somehow "much more successful".

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

SquishypuffDave — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:46:15 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 01/12/2012 06:46

Damnit Wolf and Jackwc beat me to it!!

I humbly submit to the awesomeness of the joke.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Jackwc — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:26:15 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 01/12/2012 03:26

No, I just read Wolf's mind. From the future.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Bork — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:19:04 GMT

Author: Bork

Posted: 01/12/2012 03:19

40footwolf wrote:

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

HOLY SHIT me and Jack thought of the same joke at the exact same time.

Technically his thought processing is somewhat faster than yours.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

40footwolf — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:45:19 GMT

Author: 40footwolf

Posted: 01/12/2012 02:45

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

HOLY SHIT me and Jack thought of the same joke at the exact same time.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Jackwc — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:44:53 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 01/12/2012 02:44

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

ShaneSpear — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:42:56 GMT

Author: ShaneSpear

Posted: 01/12/2012 02:42

They were better at screwing in light bulbs five years ago.

Re: How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

RFNAPLES — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:33:46 GMT

Author: RFNAPLES

Posted: 01/12/2012 02:33

They can't afford light bulbs.

How many Indie Rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb

RoundTheBend — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:30:07 GMT

Author: RoundTheBend

Posted: 01/12/2012 02:30

Dude, You don't even know.