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Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Facetious — Tue, 1 Jul 2014 03:20:32 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 07/01/2014 07:20

SuedeSwede wrote:

This one goes out to all of my cereal lovers in the U to the K,
Hit it motherfucker,

On the east side of town my grandmother asked me,
"Would you like some Coco Pops or would you like muesli?"
I said "grandma, I swear you gotta be cray,
I mean, what d'ya take me for, some bawpy cliché?"

So I went into the kitchen and I got out a box,
Since grandma had to sit down and put on her socks,
I got out one of those nice white bowls,
And put a spoon inside and I looked down at my rolls,

I thought maybe it's time I should go for the healthy option,
Since no-one needs a new-found cholesterol adoption,
I took the spoon out and I put the box back in the cupboard,
And I started to eat the muesli but it tasted like cardboard,

I spat it out quickly and I ran for the Coco Pops,
And when I was finished I told my grandma to get some more from the shops,
For y'all eating breakfast, I got love to give profusely,
Except if you're one of those fuckers eating muesli.

🤣

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

SuedeSwede — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 21:29:02 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 07/01/2014 01:29

This one goes out to all of my cereal lovers in the U to the K,
Hit it motherfucker,

On the east side of town my grandmother asked me,
"Would you like some Coco Pops or would you like muesli?"
I said "grandma, I swear you gotta be cray,
I mean, what d'ya take me for, some bawpy cliché?"

So I went into the kitchen and I got out a box,
Since grandma had to sit down and put on her socks,
I got out one of those nice white bowls,
And put a spoon inside and I looked down at my rolls,

I thought maybe it's time I should go for the healthy option,
Since no-one needs a new-found cholesterol adoption,
I took the spoon out and I put the box back in the cupboard,
And I started to eat the muesli but it tasted like cardboard,

I spat it out quickly and I ran for the Coco Pops,
And when I was finished I told my grandma to get some more from the shops,
For y'all eating breakfast, I got love to give profusely,
Except if you're one of those fuckers eating muesli.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Facetious — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:51:19 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 06/30/2014 08:51

Puncture Repair wrote:

Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,

Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.

The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.

Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away

Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment is the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast.

�'� �'� �'� �'� �'� �'� �'�

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Norman Bates — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:21:46 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 06/30/2014 08:21

drakonium wrote:

Ça envoie du pâté, mec.

Et pas qu'du pâté, gros.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

drakonium — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:20:55 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 06/30/2014 08:20

Norman Bates wrote:

Quand je me lève le matin direct je fais gicler l' lait
Sur mon vase de céréales encore frais
P'tit déj' au lit, c'est comme ça que je fais
Pour pouvoir dire après "it was a good day".

Céréales au fruits de mer tous les matins,
Une langue de chat, j'fais tremper, ça l'fait bien
Et si j'ai un paquet d' Chocapic sous la main
Ca l'fait mieux encore, j'ai trop faim

Ça envoie du pâté, mec.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Norman Bates — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:09:13 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 06/30/2014 08:09

Quand je me lève le matin direct je fais gicler l' lait
Sur mon vase de céréales encore frais
P'tit déj' au lit, c'est comme ça que je fais
Pour pouvoir dire après "it was a good day".

Céréales au fruits de mer tous les matins,
Une langue de chat, j'fais tremper, ça l'fait bien
Et si j'ai un paquet d' Chocapic sous la main
Ca l'fait mieux encore, j'ai trop faim

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

denmarkman — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 03:55:51 GMT

Author: denmarkman

Posted: 06/30/2014 07:55

Puncture Repair wrote:

Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,

Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.

The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.

Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away

Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast.

Thank you, this is what I was waiting for.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Anonymous — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 03:54:16 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 06/30/2014 07:54

Puncture Repair wrote:

Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,

Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.

The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.

Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away

Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast.

you beautiful human being

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Anonymous — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 03:31:48 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 06/30/2014 07:31

Yo step back all you mothers and just try the taste
Of a classic Kellog's bowl of Frosted Flakes,
Tony ain't a liar when he sayin' "They're Great"
Because all the other cereals ain't nothin' but fake,

Take a hit wit yo spoon and you'll be startin' to swoon
Soon from sugary bliss when you're tastin' them mothers like an ice cold kiss.
You'll start wonderin' why other cereals need to exist
I be takin' bowls at dinner time, I couldn't resist.

The frosty frosting hits you it's like an avalanche
All yo tastebuds get freaky like they're startin' to dance
So if you never felt the buzz, well here's your chance
To grab the frostiest shit and make yo breakfast enhanced.

Me and Tony be chillin' eating that breakfast all day
Watchin' that silk like milk pour, you gotta make way
For that first bite crunch that goes straight to your brain
Creating last-long energy that just won't go away

Malcom West had the whole nation standing at attention
But man's greatest accomplishment is the Frosties invention.
And even though we that know that Frosted Flakes are the freshest
It should be enjoyed as a part of a nutritious breakfast.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Defago — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 23:41:47 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 06/30/2014 03:41

HigherThanTheSun wrote:

We have a sweet shop near where I live and they stock american cereals there, like they're sweets, I've tried some they're grim

Well American cereals are literally sweets.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

denmarkman — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 23:06:59 GMT

Author: denmarkman

Posted: 06/30/2014 03:06

TheSmithsAreDead wrote:

If Breaking Bad has taught me anything, it's that Raisin Bran Crunch is the cereal to invest in.

Bahaha, I've been going through and re-watching the show with my mom, and we literally just watched that episode an hour ago.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

TheSmithsAreDead — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 22:22:18 GMT

Author: TheSmithsAreDead

Posted: 06/30/2014 02:22

If Breaking Bad has taught me anything, it's that Raisin Bran Crunch is the cereal to invest in.

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

HigherThanTheSun — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 23:28:26 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 06/28/2014 03:28

We have a sweet shop near where I live and they stock american cereals there, like they're sweets, I've tried some they're grim

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Antonio-Pedro — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 16:12:40 GMT

Author: Antonio-Pedro

Posted: 06/27/2014 20:12

😲

😜 😨

😁

lol

Re: Cereal-Themed Raps

Anonymous — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 16:09:44 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 06/27/2014 20:09

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Cereal-Themed Raps

denmarkman — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 16:09:00 GMT

Author: denmarkman

Posted: 06/27/2014 20:09

Hi, my name's Citizen Kane G and I got somethin' to say.

That peanut butter chocolate I must confess
Is the flavor that I savor that I will address
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl

Recognize the taste that I craver
Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs,
Wow peanut butter chocolate flavor

So crucial to my breakfast vernacular
That peanut butter combo is oh so spectacular
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs

My Reese's Puffs are totally radical
Each peanut butter orb is oh so spherical
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puff, in your bowl,
In your bowl