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Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 17:58:14 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/20/2015 21:58

i had like 20 more episodes written and everything but he came back so i never finished but now hes gone and im just sad

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 14:20:49 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/10/2014 18:20

For some reason those wouldn't post together, sorry. I'll try and get in the next 2 episodes today but I may only be able to get in 1

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 14:20:03 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/10/2014 18:20

As they jumped away, they sat down for serious talk. "So Geevy, are you staying with us? Is this your return?"
"I don't know. I don't think so. There's some of you I miss but life's been fine without the site really. outlaw's a weird little guy though, always been curious what brand of genitals they carry so I'm along for the ride."
"You are officially my fav-" Dave started when there was a sudden banging and another intruder alert. The crew ran all over the ship not finding anyone. Finally, they opened the med-bay. They heard snapping coming from the corner and opened up a cupboard. There sat Revolver, staring at his hand and snapping quickly.
"Oh, hey guys!"
"Revolver, what are you doing?" asked Keith.
"Oh, you know, I'm just waiting to get there. You know what's really good? Space adderall. It's just ... it's wonderful. Really wonderful, you know? I think I'm gonna put on some Beruit, anyone want to listen to Beruit? Let's listen to Beruit." Revolver stood up as quickly as possible, forgetting he was still in a cupboard. He hit his head on the top so hard he passed out. Geevy pulled him out of the cupboard and shared a look with the rest of the crew.

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The next morning Revolver woke up, still a little jittery, and covered head to toe in sharpied on penises. "OK, OK, that's fine, I get it." he said quickly, "Not Beruit. Fiona then?"
And with that they set off, regretting their decision to bring so many crates of space adderall.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 14:17:38 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/10/2014 18:17

"But Geevy, where have you been? You've missed so much!" Saorise asked.
"Eh, just been doing my own thing darlings. got bored of the site and the constant circlejerking over white people with guitars."
"That doesn't sound like you, Geevy, you know your number one album is by-" Defago started
"Sh. Let's just appreciate this moment" Dave said as seriously as possible. He looked at them with a serious face for about three seconds, sucked his lips in, and laughed. The whole bunch then broke into uncontrollable laughter.
"K guys, next sector?"
"Next sector." came the cries from the newly bolstered crew.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Re: Out Law Hunting

SuedeSwede — Wed, 9 Jul 2014 20:16:35 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 07/10/2014 00:16

benpaco wrote:

"Wow very rare", the voice responded.

🤣

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Wed, 9 Jul 2014 17:32:15 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/09/2014 21:32

The ship was still badly damaged, but the crew worked together to rebuild it.

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Or rather, everyone worked and Defago sat in the Med-Bay, locking everyone else out yelling how they owed him and that Barbie stuff was way too weird.

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It was then that the team received a transmission.

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"outpost?" said Saorise, "that's almost the same as outlaw! It must be a sign!" The team rushed away to find a cloaked ship.

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"This is perfect!" said Dave, "Of course he's cloaked himself, he doesn't want any of us to know what he looks like!"
Suddenly, obscure rap music you've probably never heard of started playing. "'Sup" came a voice.
"Is that-" Defago began.
"It can't be ..." responded Keith.

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"Wow very rare", the voice responded.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 23:11:51 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/09/2014 03:11

The gang awoke to sirens and alarms the next morning. The BEAlluminati had found them on their quest, and were opening fire.

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They were getting the crap beaten out of them. Everybody thought that this was the end. Keith passed around his flask of spacewhiskey.

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And then, suddenly:

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"What the hell just happened?" asked Defago.
"Squishy just happened" replied Keith, hugging their newly arrived friend.
"Sorry I couldn't get here earlier guys. Looked like you were getting the crap beaten out of you. So now I'm here." Dave looked around, unimpressed by the design of the ship, and began writing ironic statements on the wall in his own blood.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Re: Out Law Hunting

SuedeSwede — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 14:45:11 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 07/08/2014 18:45

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END THE INVESTIGATION
IT WAS THE PERUVIAN
TAKE CARE OF HIM

I'm starting to think this anonymous source is in fact not an_outlaw, but the person who put an_outlaw in jeopardy. Maybe somebody trying to frame Defago? Lord knows who.

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 13:36:27 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/08/2014 17:36

The next day, the team awoke to an odd ship parked right next to them. Everyone knew it might have valuable information on an_outlaw's position! It was unanimous - they had to board the ship and steal the info.

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Unfortunately, Defago got a little gun happy on this one.

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As it broke apart into space, and as Keith slapped Defago once, they received an incoming transmission. "Are people born with reason?"
"No ..." let out Keith, "no it can't be."
Suddenly, their scanners showed an intruder on board. "What up my [hidden]!" yelled RFNAPLES, opening fire on Defago.

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Defago was severely wounded, but was able to hit "Report user" just in time. NAPLES teleported away at the sound of these alarms, shouting something about bans being old people's strategies.

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Defago took a nice healing shower and returned to the dining hall, where Keith and Saorise had already finished the last of the space moonshine. "Privileged bastards." He sat down and they all ate in relative quiet, realizing just how challenging their mission would be.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Re: Out Law Hunting

benpaco — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 13:20:31 GMT

Author: benpaco

Posted: 07/08/2014 17:20

I just woke up and someone took over lore for me. The coded message is not canon. I repeat, not canon.

...

not yet

Re: Out Law Hunting

meccalecca — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 11:09:04 GMT

Author: meccalecca

Posted: 07/08/2014 15:09

Defago wrote:

Joke's on you! I can't afford a donkey!

I'm on your side. this is clearly an impostor. The giant cigarette was a nice prop, but we all know you'd be carrying a giant spliff

Re: Out Law Hunting

Defago — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 10:50:18 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 07/08/2014 14:50

meccalecca wrote:

someone planted evidence at the scene of the crime...

Joke's on you! I can't afford a donkey!

Re: Out Law Hunting

meccalecca — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 10:34:09 GMT

Author: meccalecca

Posted: 07/08/2014 14:34

someone planted evidence at the scene of the crime...

Re: Out Law Hunting

meccalecca — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 10:31:55 GMT

Author: meccalecca

Posted: 07/08/2014 14:31

Defago wrote:

Seriously, you guys need to spice it up. It's ALWAYS Caesarian Script and it's ALWAYS me who did it! The last dude at least used different shifts on each sentence, but this one's plain lazy... you can read easily just looking.

It was obviously a frame job. So easy to pin it on the Peruvian.

Re: Out Law Hunting

Defago — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 10:26:20 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 07/08/2014 14:26

Seriously, you guys need to spice it up. It's ALWAYS Caesarian Script and it's ALWAYS me who did it! The last dude at least used different shifts on each sentence, but this one's plain lazy... you can read easily just looking.

Re: Out Law Hunting

Anonymous — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 10:18:20 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 07/08/2014 14:18

SuedeSwede wrote:

The username decodes to 'ao'

The message decodes to:

THE FIREWORKS WERE RIGGED
YOU NEED TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH
THE PERUVIAN DID IT
HIS MAFIA ARE AFTER ME
I NEED URGENT HELP

This time I swear it wasn't me.

Re: Out Law Hunting

Norman Bates — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 09:43:00 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 07/08/2014 13:43

SuedeSwede wrote:

THE PERUVIAN DID IT

🤣

Re: Out Law Hunting

NickVolos — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 09:08:45 GMT

Author: NickVolos

Posted: 07/08/2014 13:08

He is on another job interview...
Only this time he didn't make it through....
After that, he (?) decided to live up to his name...
Watch out for the latest news... 🤣

We love you an_outlaw... Please come back... 🙏

Re: Out Law Hunting

SquishypuffDave — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 08:27:41 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 07/08/2014 12:27

This binary vagabond is nothing but a crude travesty. I demand that their slanderous comments be removed immediately.

Re: Out Law Hunting

pa — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 08:23:53 GMT

Author: pa

Posted: 07/08/2014 12:23

...go on benpaco!