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Re: The BEA roast of_____?

cestuneblague — Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:35:47 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 02/15/2016 01:35

blacksaintsinnerLAD wrote:

the reason saoirse uses gifs so often is because last time they tried to coherently express themselves in words they made me side with a canadian nazi.

I hear the cumbrian lakes district is supposed to be really amazing. That's great, cause I always wondered what a british Deliverance experience would be like.

Your contributions to the forums are akin to what Kitty does to her undies.

Sorry, but at the end of the day, feeling compelled enough to have to fellate yourself should never be treated like a proud accomplishment.

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Sun, 14 Feb 2016 01:36:24 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/14/2016 06:36

There are comedic geniuses on this thread omfg it's ridiculous. One of these days ima emerge from my depressed stupor to take part in this.

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Feb 2016 23:52:12 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/14/2016 04:52

Applerill wrote:

Do you know where else it's opening, DBZ?

I never actually got the job

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Applerill — Sat, 13 Feb 2016 20:54:56 GMT

Author: Applerill

Posted: 02/14/2016 01:54

You know, just an hour ago I was going to go see Where to Invade Next on my own, but then I realized I would actually love to see a broadway version of Bowling For Columbine.

Do you know where else it's opening, DBZ?

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

SquishypuffDave — Sat, 13 Feb 2016 20:49:51 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 02/14/2016 01:49

dividesbyzero wrote:

Some random uber driver just told me I look a little like Michael Moore. Who have you been talking to Dave

Random uber drivers apparently. 🤣

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Feb 2016 20:15:56 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/14/2016 01:15

SquishypuffDave wrote:

I understand he was in a dark place a while back, probably because of the rejection letter he received for that position as Michael Moore's stunt double. (Apparently his appearance was too slovenly.)

His request to be "roasted until he cries" is actually a tragic attempt to recreate his first and only sexual experience, which he had been promised would land him that stunt double job. They say you only roast the ones you love, but that casting director's distant stare said otherwise.

Some random uber driver just told me I look a little like Michael Moore. Who have you been talking to Dave

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

alelsupreme — Thu, 11 Feb 2016 08:11:25 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 02/11/2016 13:11

Skinny wrote:

Anyone feel free to throw shots. I know some of you hate me.

no need to roast you, as a ginger you're roasting the moment it gets above 8 degrees.

Satie wrote:

I was excited to hear that you were cutting down the length of your chart's item descriptions. Then I read the new ones, and I was nostalgic for the days when they helped me rest my eyes instead of roll them so hard!

satie admires socialism and avant-garde music so much because they both embody key traits of his, laziness and a lack of any skill.

BrandonMiaow wrote:

Roast me before I do it to myself.

sorry mate but looking at your chart you already have...

CryingGameDahlin wrote:

Skinny wrote:

Anyone feel free to throw shots. I know some of you hate me.

This.

the reason saoirse uses gifs so often is because last time they tried to coherently express themselves in words they made me side with a canadian nazi.

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Thu, 11 Feb 2016 01:54:00 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/11/2016 06:54

Satie wrote:

Ouch

though let's be honest most of the "content" present in those rambling paragraphs was waaaaaaayyy more eye-roll worthy than whatever it is I'm doing now

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 23:20:54 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/11/2016 04:20

dividesbyzero wrote:

I'm sure that more of you than just Squishy have a few choice words for me

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 21:33:25 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/11/2016 02:33

Roast me before I do it to myself.

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

SuedeSwede — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 20:18:36 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 02/11/2016 01:18

Goodsir wrote:

Feel free to take a few jabs. 😉

I won't be participating on the other side of things since I'm so afraid of being that one guy who takes it too far, lol

good sir more like BAD MADAME hahahahahahaha get it because that's ur SURNAME

aaaah it's going crazy in the joke factory 2nite

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 19:42:41 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/11/2016 00:42

Feel free to take a few jabs. 😉

I won't be participating on the other side of things since I'm so afraid of being that one guy who takes it too far, lol

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

SuedeSwede — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 19:29:06 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 02/11/2016 00:29

dividesbyzero wrote:

I'm sure that more of you than just Squishy have a few choice words for me

you can't spell Gabe without GAY hahaha

or...

...

dividing by zero is impossible

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 17:31:22 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/10/2016 22:31

I'm sure that more of you than just Squishy have a few choice words for me

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

mickilennial — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 16:51:39 GMT

Author: mickilennial

Posted: 02/10/2016 21:51

Skinny wrote:

Gowi's Custom Rank shows a sense of self-awareness that's almost entirely absent from his actual posts.

Haha, that was a well-worded jab. Well enjoyed too.

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

cestuneblague — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 16:36:38 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 02/10/2016 21:36

Skinny wrote:

Anyone feel free to throw shots. I know some of you hate me.

This.

Anyhoo:

Skinny's knowledge of albums is amazing for someone who hates music.

Skinny: the best thing to happen to black music since Prince Harry.

Skinny's parents were more bewildered than concered about his negative report cards in school, since no other parents got scoldings from their kid's teacher about being called a "fascist jive-turkey who's winding up their posse".

Skinny is indeed the modern incarnation of Margaret Thatcher, the only difference is one's a Freddie Gibbs-loving communist with a smaller penis.

It's tough to be taken seriously as a gangsta rapper when the only fear you inspire is how you're going to beat them up in A Christmas Story.

Cumbria>Birmingham

When I call Skinny a secretly ELO-loving capitalist Kracka, it's okay because I used an "a" at the end. (I KEED I KEED NO HATE MAIL PLS).

I marvel at the originality of Skinny's chart. Do I mention I also love Oasis?

The relationship Skinny has with his favorite vinyl is similar to David Cameron's particular fondness for a pig's mouth.

Skinny did once make a treasured apperance in a "Shaft" film, in his most natural habitat of all places, the never-released "Shaft gets lost in the FUBU section of Foot Locker"

Skinny pretends the bad vibes don't bother him, but here he is at 14:

Link

I blame Benpaco.

RFNAPLES wrote:

Racist.

Different.

Love the Kinks.

Best Track: notsureifserious.

Thanks, Obama.

Cherish you always my Lethal Skinny love

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 15:41:29 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/10/2016 20:41

Mercury wrote:

Y'all are cracking me upwards. All pretty ace stuff so far. I'm scared to say it, but y'all can have at me - just don't mention my small penis.

I thought of some Mercury jokes about decided to test them out on some of his exes to see if they were funny, but I wasn't even able to get to the jokes seeing as they were already laughing their asses off as soon as I asked "so do you remember Ryan?"

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Mercury — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 15:33:39 GMT

Author: Mercury

Posted: 02/10/2016 20:33

Y'all are cracking me upwards. All pretty ace stuff so far. I'm scared to say it, but y'all can have at me - just don't mention my small penis.

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 14:45:11 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/10/2016 19:45

Skinny wrote:

Anyone feel free to throw shots. I know some of you hate me.

Skinny often mentions listening to music in reference to either his girlfriend or cocaine. What he doesn't tell us is these two are in fact one in the same.

The only thing keeping Skinny from violently overturning the British economic system into a Leninist utopia is the endless materialism present in gangsta rap. And his frail build. And his mind perpetually immobilized by weed. And the fact that nobody would take a ginger revolutionary seriously.

this is Skinny

Link

Re: The BEA roast of_____?

Skinny — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 14:09:58 GMT

Author: Skinny

Posted: 02/10/2016 19:09

Gowi wrote:

Could use some friendly ribbing, I suppose. Why not.

Gowi's Custom Rank shows a sense of self-awareness that's almost entirely absent from his actual posts.

Anyone feel free to throw shots. I know some of you hate me.