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Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2014 18:28:48 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/13/2014 23:28

Just to be clear, I wasn't complaining about the deadline, just bemoaning my lack of free time lately. Great idea, nutso!

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2014 17:59:28 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/13/2014 22:59

sp4cetiger wrote:

:(

This looks like it was fun, I wish I'd had time to write one.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

WindowAbove — Sat, 13 Dec 2014 17:55:26 GMT

Author: WindowAbove

Posted: 12/13/2014 22:55

sp4cetiger wrote:

:(

This looks like it was fun, I wish I'd had time to write one.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2014 12:25:33 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/13/2014 17:25

🙁

This looks like it was fun, I wish I'd had time to write one.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2014 11:54:33 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/13/2014 16:54

Saoirse wrote:

I would've submitted this, but I didn't write it myself

Pity, I think it would have won. Quality crap right there.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 20:55:08 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/13/2014 01:55

First things first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right)
You should want a bad bitch like this (ha)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', you should taste that

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow-oww-oh-oh

I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow retarded, they speak it, depart it
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department
Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind
So get my money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that?
That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want, yeah
Keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow

Still stunting, how you love that
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at that I bet you wishing you could clutch that
Just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh? (say what what?)
Never turn down money
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
(Blow)

Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
(Blow)

I would've submitted this, but I didn't write it myself

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Jimmy Dread — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 20:08:56 GMT

Author: Jimmy Dread

Posted: 12/13/2014 01:08

dividesbyzero wrote:

because believe me I can write some godawful poetry

Oh I didn't realise
that you wrote poetry
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry,
Mr. Zero.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Jimmy Dread — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 20:04:44 GMT

Author: Jimmy Dread

Posted: 12/13/2014 01:04

As a previously published poet spending 5 minutes producing my life's masterwork whilst waiting for some indie-pop to download whilst the wife snores her head off was time well spent. Thank you for arranging this contest. I look forward to receiving a compendium of all the entries next Christmas so I can read them whilst on the toilet.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 12:57:32 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/12/2014 17:57

nutso42 wrote:

One day left. Final warning for procrastinators.

I work better (worse?) under pressure

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 12:50:13 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/12/2014 17:50

One day left. Final warning for procrastinators.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Mon, 8 Dec 2014 11:55:31 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/08/2014 16:55

Five days remain for submissions!

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Mon, 1 Dec 2014 13:38:54 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/01/2014 18:38

alelsupreme wrote:

can i just send the entire sentimental thread?

I musta missed that one. Back in the village with crappy internet connection.

dividesbyzero wrote:

nutso you are a mad genius. are we limited to one submission per person? because believe me I can write some godawful poetry

I was originally intending on it being one submission per person, but I really want to read your godawful poetry. Tell you what, submit as many as you like. If too many people complain about that, I'll just hold back a few of your poems.

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

alelsupreme — Mon, 1 Dec 2014 13:17:51 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 12/01/2014 18:17

can i just send the entire sentimental thread?

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Mon, 1 Dec 2014 13:15:19 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/01/2014 18:15

nutso you are a mad genius. are we limited to one submission per person? because believe me I can write some godawful poetry

Re: Bad Poetry Contest

Muslim-Bigfoot — Mon, 1 Dec 2014 12:42:34 GMT

Author: Muslim-Bigfoot

Posted: 12/01/2014 17:42

This is actually a great idea. Can be pretty funny. I encourage people to submit stuff.

Bad Poetry Contest

Anonymous — Mon, 1 Dec 2014 10:28:25 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/01/2014 15:28

Not sure whether this belongs in Games or Off Topic, but I'm sure mods will see to it that it's in its right place.

The pitch is simple: everyone who wants to join in will PM me a bad poem, of any length and any style of your choosing. I'll post each received poem on this or another thread and we can all vote on which poem we think was the worst. After voting is over, I'll reveal the names of the authors (unless for some reason you would prefer to remain anonymous).

Please include a title on your poem to make the voting process easier.

Submissions accepted until, say, December 13th. Date flexible.