Best Ever Albums

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

videoheadcleaner — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 05:38:18 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 08/30/2012 09:38

Jhereko wrote:

Oh and harkan you should definitley bump that 'make your own album' thread if you can find it.

Done.

Kicking on with this.

Band Logo:

Album Cover: Wise Investments

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Tracklisting:
1. Bullet
2. Unnecessary
3. Trouble With Our Times
4. Don't Interrupt
5. Cobalt
6. Mediocrity
7. Wild(e)
8. Wise Investments
9. Examination #34: Cranial Disfunction

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Anonymous — Fri, 9 Mar 2012 04:28:21 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/09/2012 09:28

SquishypuffDave wrote:

Biscuitdoughhandsman

🤣 love it

and "Spindlewax".

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Jackwc — Thu, 8 Mar 2012 21:55:42 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 03/09/2012 02:55

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The freshman album by hardcore punk band "Cable 1", an "atheistcore" concept album called "The Funniest Joke In The World".

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

SquishypuffDave — Thu, 8 Mar 2012 21:21:24 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 03/09/2012 02:21

Portcullis - Two Leaps

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1. Delicious Ambiguity - 5:47
2. When You Are Dry - 4:16
3. Taught to Stammer - 5:32
4. Everybody Lies, Nobody Listens - 5:09
5. Some Days You're A Windshield - 7:52
6. Disappearing - 2:49
7. Bash In Heads (Bash In Minds) - 6:28

"The spiritual ambassadors to The Microphones." - Whizgizzard

"A band that knows exactly how cryptic not to be." - Biscuitdoughhandsman

"For every dark truth Portcullis unbury, a glimmer of hope comes with it." - Spindlewax

"Short and sweet, but highly potent. I have a feeling that the best is yet to come." - Brainycranium Reviews

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Chemical Smile — Thu, 8 Mar 2012 11:12:13 GMT

Author: Chemical Smile

Posted: 03/08/2012 16:12

since i'm feeling creative today, here's another couple:

The quotes used were:
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." Oliver Wendell Holmes.

"All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." Samuel Butler.

First up, Prog-Metal band "Cave of Altamira" with their album "It Will Not Break":

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1. Old Things Need To Go Away (03.56)
2. The Deepest Need Of Every Human Soul Pt. I (18.23)
3. Part Of Every Organism (10.48)
4. The Deepest Need Of Every Human Soul Pt. II (22.57)
5. It Will Not Break (9.07)

And New York underground Hip Hop collective "Podosome" with "Universal Innate Desire":

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1. Universal Innate Desire (05.23)
2. No Otha Mortal Want$ (03.54)
3. I Think I Should... (04.18)
4. If I could (skit) (01.50)
5. Strength Into My Limbs (An' Ideas Into My Brain) (05.03)
6. Plenty Of Music (06.32)
7. Without Effort (04.07)
8. When I Am (05.17)
9. It Seems To (skit) (02.19)
10. It Iz Not Advisable (05.54)
11. You Should Spare Yourself (05.36)
12. Exact Value (04.23)
13. Life Seems To Go On/Outro (07.33)

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Chemical Smile — Thu, 8 Mar 2012 06:13:11 GMT

Author: Chemical Smile

Posted: 03/08/2012 11:13

Introducing the debut album from Math/Garage Rock band "The Pioneers":

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1. Something To Be Alive (07.54)
2. It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People (05.26)
3. Our Bodies (02.34)
4. Midway Between Thought And Action (04.16)
5. If I Made It (It's Half) (16.23)
6. You Wake Me Up Early In The Morning To Tell Me I Am Right? 4min silence before hidden track: "A Scream Is Better Than A Thesis" (12.41)

From the ashes of Canyon Lake

videoheadcleaner — Thu, 8 Mar 2012 01:57:02 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 03/08/2012 06:57

Eckhart Radcliffe has posted on his Tumblr the name of his latest project...

TIME LOCK ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Lock )

Radcliffe will take control of vocals and lead guitar on this venture with Charles Roosevelt on bass and Will Lappe on keys again. The project relies on a drummer-less band. The first taste of Time Lock is found on the EP released today.

BEING MAD EP

1. Being Mad (5:35)
2. America II (4:02)
3. The Sexy Kind (4:55)
4. Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate (13:45)

Vocals/Lead: Eckhart Radcliffe
Bass: Charles Roosevelt
Keys/Drums: Will Lappe

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Anonymous — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 17:21:51 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/07/2012 22:21

Ng Joo Pong- We'll Change the World
http://www.flickr.com/photos/4thebug/6955963917/

Curt Pringle- Stranger Than We Can Imagine
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25272548@N02/6960098661/

An Phú- Conscious Endeavor
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattwilcox/6952787807/

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Anonymous — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 17:16:42 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/07/2012 22:16

List of World War II Ships- I Think She Enjoyed It
Album cover: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ursbernhard/6943424013

Rome Chambers- People Who Have Come Alive
Album cover: [img]http://www.flickr.com/photos/carthorse/6959405137[/img]

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

HigherThanTheSun — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 08:17:59 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 03/07/2012 13:17

Pirin - Manhattan as quickly as possible.

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Chemical Smile — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 08:03:20 GMT

Author: Chemical Smile

Posted: 03/07/2012 13:03

Since I like the band name of one of my previous attempts, I'm sticking with that:

Punk/Rockabilly band 'Marvin' with their new album:

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the quote is from Mary Pettibone Poole "To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains."

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

videoheadcleaner — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 06:28:56 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 03/07/2012 11:28

harkan wrote:

Obsessed with my band at the moment.

Here is the single.

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Track Listing
1. Men Of Genius
2. Co-Dependent
3. Putting It Into Practice (live from The Forum Theatre)

Final album from Canyon Lake

Untouched By Tragedy

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All the hallmarks of Canyon Lake's previous work from Everything Else Is Secondary, Putting It Into Practice and Business College. Their final album shows the experimentation into IDM and Trip-Hop (thanks to Lappe's European solo tour) but keeps their indie pop/rock roots. GB Shaw has joined as the full-time drummer.

Tracklisting
1. The Truth
2. Define Yourself
3. 1821 Laws
4. Skin
5. Movie Better Than The Book
6. Patience - Part 1: Cheating Europe
7. Patience - Part 2: Someone Else's Pain
8. Patience - Part 3: Fight Them
9. [hidden track] Despair

Vocals: Eckhart Radcliffe
Guitar: Jesus Confucius
Bass: Charles Roosevelt
Keys: Will Lappe
Drums: GB Shaw

Radcliffe, Lappe and Roosevelt are considering a new venture.

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Facetious — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 05:24:33 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 03/07/2012 10:24

We are The Alaska Quarterly Review, and we are Unable To Distinguish What Is Worth Reading (even though we sure as heck won't read any of Amada McKittrick Ros' works):

WARNING: Don't look if you have anatidaephobia in any form!

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Well anyway, that's the cover of our debut, and it's out now! Check it out, here's the track listing:

1. Telecommunication - 9:03
2. Bread and Honey - 6: 51
3. Go Blood - 8: 34
4. *Beep* - 5: 55
5. Chaos in Nirvana - 0: 12
6. Unable to Distinguish What is Worth Hearing - 0: 20
7. lolrandom - 0:03
8. Aliens from Earth - 39: 605
9. Better than Best - 0:0.5
10. Why the West was Won - 18:09
11. This Isn't a Song - 2: 19
12. Hidden Track - 7: 15
13. Skip This Track. Forget it Exists. Maybe It Doesn't. It isn't Supposed to, Anyway. So Please, Skip This. Don't Listen to It. It Will Be Useless. Your CD Player Would Probably Explode. Either that, or Your Brain Will. We Aren't Sure, Exactly. What We Do Know, is That Something Bad Will Happen. We Are Sure of THAT, At Least. But Whatever, Please Don't Try Listening to This. For Once, We Are Sorry for Making this Mess. We're Sorry for Bringing You so Far, Only to Have Your Brain Blown Up. We're Really, Really Sorry. You Can't Survive This Track. It is More than Deadly, it is Just [Censored] - -1:60
14. *blank track*
15. *blank track*
16. *blank track*
17. *blank track*
18. *blank track*
19. *blank track*
20. *blank track*
21. *blank track*
22. *blank track*
23. *blank track*
24. *blank track*
25. Hello? Is Anybody There? - 0:02
26. *silence* - 100094328593859389538295893258938593:00

Genres: Experimental rock, air jazz, pop, ambient techno, blues hip-hop, heavy metal/hard rock, non-existent, shoegazing, telephone bubblegum, phobia rock

Responses:

"lolrandom" - Fake Name
"The greatest non-existent album ever. It doesn't even exist!" - Non-Existent Critic
"What the freaking milk guitar is this NOISE? My brain's gonna explode!" - Your neighbor after you started playing this album
"Why is this album so quiet? I can't even hear anything!" - You
"This album is so good, I didn't even like it!" - A random scientist
"I think I will start playing cricket again" - Retired cricketer when asked by fans whether he would ever play again
"This album is one of the most original masterpieces of this decade. It defies words. It challenges the listener's mind, daring to go places where no other album has ever gone. From the breathtaking 'lolrandom' to the highly original closer '*silence*', this album keeps surprising the listener and keepng the listener's interest, unlike pop records like The Beatles'. The Alaska Quarterly Review are possibly one of the most talented new bands, creating a new sound from their and this is possibly one of the greatest debuts ever released. They are much better than The Beatles, at least." - Piero Scaruffi
"I didn't survive my way through the album." - Robert Christgau's ghost
"What? I thought The Alaska Quarterly Review is this journal kinda thing?" - Journalist
"That duck on the cover scares me." - Guy in the bathtub

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

videoheadcleaner — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 03:02:25 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 03/07/2012 08:02

The Band

Lang'ata

The Album

Where It Functions Best

Out now through Domino

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Norman Bates — Wed, 7 Mar 2012 02:51:20 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 03/07/2012 07:51

Brendan McCartney's Brilliant at Breakfast is out now. Avoid it at all cost.

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

BlueNote — Tue, 6 Mar 2012 22:17:07 GMT

Author: BlueNote

Posted: 03/07/2012 03:17

That worked out better than I expected.

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Anonymous — Tue, 6 Mar 2012 17:25:38 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/06/2012 22:25

Band: Pallekanda
Album: The People Who Acknowledge Us
Cover:

I don't know how to make the band and album name appear on the cover.

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

videoheadcleaner — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:35:27 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 04/29/2011 09:35

Bump (to games)

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

videoheadcleaner — Sun, 3 Apr 2011 08:31:25 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 04/03/2011 12:31

Genius or drivel?

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1. Anonymous Was A Woman (15:45)
2. Never Tell Everything At Once (11:23)
3. Speech Is Shallow As Time (26:13)

3 epic songs, 1 man and a guitar.

Re: Wikipedia Names Your Band

Anonymous — Sat, 2 Apr 2011 13:35:37 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/02/2011 17:35

"depressing, overdone post-rock drivel" - Robert Christgau