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Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

cestuneblague — Sun, 4 Sep 2016 09:35:08 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 09/04/2016 13:35

dividesbyzero wrote:

Dear asurshlelpreme,

Which way to the train station?

A couple of 40s and the luck of the faceplant

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Sun, 4 Sep 2016 02:50:23 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 09/04/2016 06:50

dividesbyzero wrote:

Dear asurshlelpreme,

Which way to the train station?

Get the bus to King Street, walk round the bend and down the hill.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Sun, 4 Sep 2016 00:08:34 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 09/04/2016 04:08

Dear asurshlelpreme,

Which way to the train station?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

cestuneblague — Sat, 27 Aug 2016 09:35:58 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 08/27/2016 13:35

@ Gabe: hmm, well me and Alel have agreed what needs to be done when we finally meet Kitty, it will be awkward and we'll feel things we never felt before (literally and spiritually), but for the greater good of humanity it must and will happen. But anyways to answer your question I donno, I can't share my love with Felicity so I guess Ill just go the popstar route and Grimes-Charli (something drunken and something mystic gonna happen me thinks), or I donno something crazier like Ian McShane and... um... uh... is Aly Raisman legal ( 🫵 🫵 🫵 🫠 ). But throughout history I guess Ill go with Cleopatra and Colonel Sanders.

@ The Skipper: I donno, find your soulmate

@ allabaster: cause the sun doesn't know how much longer the brightness will last, it's all too self-aware of it's own mortality.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Wed, 17 Aug 2016 09:29:42 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/17/2016 13:29

Dear world,

Why does the sun shine so ambiguously?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Wed, 17 Aug 2016 09:03:18 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 08/17/2016 13:03

@Gabe: Idk, probs Kitty and 90's era Bjork (aka the most beautiful woman to have ever lived). Tbh though I'd just end up nutting fast and leaving.

@theSkipper: Hmm, sounds like you need to recharge your aura. This'll require many crystals , including perhaps the most powerful of all crystals - the fabled j/o crystal. However, a gem of such power should not be trifled with so easily. This should give you the spiritual power needed to get your life back on the right track. Oh yeah and don't take any more drugs.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Aug 2016 21:50:16 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/17/2016 01:50

Dear dudes.

My aura has been eaten by my jealousy and all the drugs I took.

How do I live again

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Aug 2016 19:49:15 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/16/2016 23:49

Dear Sursh and Lel (respectively),

You can pick any 2 people, real or fictional, dead or living (assuming that they will be living for the purposes of this activity I should hope) with whom to engage in a threesome. Who do you pick and why

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Tue, 16 Aug 2016 18:54:49 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 08/16/2016 22:54

craola wrote:

Dear advice people (Alel*Sush),

Iiii can't finish N.E.thing ever. Too much distraction. Focus'd distraction even. Then I get anal perfectionist and mega depressed at it not being perfect, start over and rinse/repeat/etc.

How can I have finish? And how can I be rich&famous w/ what I finish (so no shortcutscorners)?

I'm afraid I'll have to defer this to my partner, as I have never tried to do anything ever.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

craola — Tue, 16 Aug 2016 12:16:43 GMT

Author: craola

Posted: 08/16/2016 16:16

Dear advice people (Alel*Sush),

Iiii can't finish N.E.thing ever. Too much distraction. Focus'd distraction even. Then I get anal perfectionist and mega depressed at it not being perfect, start over and rinse/repeat/etc.

How can I have finish? And how can I be rich&famous w/ what I finish (so no shortcutscorners)?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

cestuneblague — Tue, 16 Aug 2016 09:45:49 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 08/16/2016 13:45

The internet is just for geeks, conspiracy theorists and pedophiles, it's best avoided all together.

In unrelated news, alel and I are still in Florida and a judge won't let us leave

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Thu, 28 Jul 2016 08:36:29 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 07/28/2016 12:36

Sorry, we've both been on our annual pilgrimage to Florida, for our Cloud Rap Goddess.

To answer your first question, don't worry about it my dude you're putting more thought into the name than I ever have.

To answer your second, I think you should send them loads of money. That'll really show those fuckers. (PM me for my Paypal)

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Jul 2016 21:10:53 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 07/28/2016 01:10

Deer peeps,

a few weeks ago I bared my soul to two peoples on the internet, expecting them to give me advice. But those two jerkfaces never replied with advice! What should I do about them/to them as an act of revenge?

- Love, whatever my name is, who even knows?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 19:05:15 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 06/17/2016 23:05

Dear Whatsyernames...

The name alelsupreme bothers me. I assumed it was meant to be a reference to A Love Supreme, but I keep mentally pronouncing it as Alel Supreme.

So what's the correct pronunciation of it? A-lel-supreme, or All-el Supreme?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Sat, 14 May 2016 14:38:35 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/14/2016 18:38

uninformdopinion wrote:

Dear Sursh and Lel,

All of a sudden two weeks ago, dirt has started appearing under my fingernails. Where is all this dirt coming from? I can't think of anything that would be causing this. Nothing has changed in the past month. I'm a student and I work in a lab. To my knowledge I haven't touched dirt since last summer. What is happening? This is serious. I hate dirt under my fingernails 😠

On an unrelated note, I always seem to be a day off. I'd be sure it's Tuesday, and it turns out to be Wednesday. It's as if I'm losing days. Any tips on how to remedy this?

My dear Uninformd

1: Whom knows. It appears for me sometimes just naturally over the course of the day. I reccomend you just clean it out and be content.

2: I'm not sure how this happens if you work, I tend to only ever have this happen during long holidays as in summer. I find the structure of the working/studying week makes keeping track of time rather easy. Surely the weekend should provide an obvious mental bookmark?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Sat, 14 May 2016 13:47:18 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/14/2016 17:47

Dear Sursh and Lel,

All of a sudden two weeks ago, dirt has started appearing under my fingernails. Where is all this dirt coming from? I can't think of anything that would be causing this. Nothing has changed in the past month. I'm a student and I work in a lab. To my knowledge I haven't touched dirt since last summer. What is happening? This is serious. I hate dirt under my fingernails 😠

On an unrelated note, I always seem to be a day off. I'd be sure it's Tuesday, and it turns out to be Wednesday. It's as if I'm losing days. Any tips on how to remedy this?

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Fri, 13 May 2016 13:22:25 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/13/2016 17:22

alelsupreme wrote:

@alel why do i always fall fast and hard as hell for people when its just not realistic and why do i think meta shit is funny.

simple, cos you're a mug on both accounts.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

alelsupreme — Fri, 13 May 2016 13:21:42 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/13/2016 17:21

@alel why do i always fall fast and hard as hell for people when its just not realistic and why do i think meta shit is funny.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Anonymous — Mon, 9 May 2016 18:08:22 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/09/2016 22:08

Yes, two fifths is not the same as three eighths.

Re: New Advice thread with Sursh and a most supreme Lel

Muslim-Bigfoot — Mon, 9 May 2016 11:15:36 GMT

Author: Muslim-Bigfoot

Posted: 05/09/2016 15:15

dividesbyzero wrote:

also please explain this shit

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