Best Ever Albums

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

GARY — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 07:09:02 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 07/25/2011 11:09

harkan wrote:

Back to the topic at hand (for just a moment), maybe Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music will get up near the top. I see it that music will be banned and therefore anything that doesn't sound like music to many ears will be considered by Big Brother as the only appropriate "entertainment" to listen to.

Add to the mix SPK and other noise artists.

"YOU CAN'T KILL ROCK AND ROLL, IT'S HERE TO STAY"

- Ozzy

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

videoheadcleaner — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 05:44:33 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 07/25/2011 09:44

Back to the topic at hand (for just a moment), maybe Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music will get up near the top. I see it that music will be banned and therefore anything that doesn't sound like music to many ears will be considered by Big Brother as the only appropriate "entertainment" to listen to.

Add to the mix SPK and other noise artists.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

GARY — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:43:05 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 07/25/2011 05:43

Jackwc wrote:

GARY wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I'm surprised you think that, since Rabbit Lee has been largely influenced by Radiohead.

"I try and make my own sound, but obviously Radiohead has a large influence on my music. They were one of, if not the best band of all time."
-Rabbit Lee (2032 interview with Rolling Stone 2.0)

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

I can already see it. The battle of 2049 (as only An Outlaw will be around in 2050) will be two tons of kids hailing Rabbit Lee as the greatest thing since sliced mountain dew, and a handful of rapidly balding, self-proclaimed defenders of REAL music telling them about the greatness of The Radioheads and Animal Collective and how music has been in a steady decline since those days.

...and GARY posting Iron Maiden videos of course...

Yes I will Bork

I will be in a cryogenic chamber till 2050

Then I will be thawed out

And I will look smashing baby 😁

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No, no, GARY will be shot dead by Kanye West in 2024 during the filming of the music video for Kanye's hit single "Check It Out, I Shot Gary In The Freakin' Face" (Kanye himself dies in 2025, when he opts to have his entire body plated in gold without realizing the fatal implications).

GARY will be brought back to life in 2049 as a cyborg to fight off the rabid Rabbit Lee fans. Ironically, he is later killed by a solid gold-plated Kanye West, fired out of a canon by Jhereko.

JHEREKO 🤬

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Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Jackwc — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:41:00 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 07/25/2011 05:41

GARY wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

Yes I will Bork

I will be in a cryogenic chamber till 2050

Then I will be thawed out

And I will look smashing baby 😁

Thumbnail. Click to enlarge.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

GARY — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:26:36 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 07/25/2011 05:26

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

Yes I will Bork

I will be in a cryogenic chamber till 2050

Then I will be thawed out

And I will look smashing baby 😁

Thumbnail. Click to enlarge.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Jackwc — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:19:02 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 07/25/2011 04:19

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

So there's no hope then? 21st century music can't be ALL bad.

Maybe this is the real future of music:

Link

She (it?) could literally be popping out records for centuries.

I'd hit that.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Necharsian — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:15:33 GMT

Author: Necharsian

Posted: 07/25/2011 04:15

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

So there's no hope then? 21st century music can't be ALL bad.

Maybe this is the real future of music:

Link

She (it?) could literally be popping out records for centuries.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

jbarajas — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:08:41 GMT

Author: jbarajas

Posted: 07/25/2011 04:08

who is rabbit lee?... or is this all satire i assume

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Bork — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:03:32 GMT

Author: Bork

Posted: 07/25/2011 04:03

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Jackwc — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:02:31 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 07/25/2011 04:02

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

Woah, woah, it's way too soon to be making jokes about the tragic anti-growth-hormone spill of 2049.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Necharsian — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 23:59:28 GMT

Author: Necharsian

Posted: 07/25/2011 03:59

Bork wrote:

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

GARY — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 23:56:33 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 07/25/2011 03:56

Jackwc wrote:

Just so we're clear:

2028 - Ozzy Osbourne dies during a concert. No one seems to notice until another five songs into the set, at this point they just couldn't tell the difference.
2030 - Pitchfork webzine is bought out by the Trident gum corporation.
2032 - Rabbit Lee's first album is released, is lauded by critics, and doesn't sell one copy, making it the highest-selling album of 2032.
2036 - The release of Keith Richard's long-awaited fifth solo album. Richards cites his amnesia for "spicing up his new sound" by making him forget his old one.
2041 - Tupac releases another posthumous album. "I don't even think Tupac is even on this album" complains a critic.
2043 - The Beatles travel forward in time via a DeLorean to steal Radiohead's 2016 Sgt. Pepper's tribute album, so that they can remake it in the past, creating a time paradox.
2044 - The members of Weezer are sentenced to death for releasing their thirty-fourth self-titled release and confusing everyone.
2050 - an_outlaw makes a list of the top 100 albums on BEA, despite being the last BEA member who's still alive after the "accident". Sends the list to the past.

🤣

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Jackwc — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 23:50:46 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 07/25/2011 03:50

Just so we're clear:

2028 - Ozzy Osbourne dies during a concert. No one seems to notice until another five songs into the set, at this point they just couldn't tell the difference.
2030 - Pitchfork webzine is bought out by the Trident gum corporation.
2032 - Rabbit Lee's first album is released, is lauded by critics, and doesn't sell one copy, making it the highest-selling album of 2032.
2036 - The release of Keith Richard's long-awaited fifth solo album. Richards cites his amnesia for "spicing up his new sound" by making him forget his old one.
2041 - Tupac releases another posthumous album. "I don't even think Tupac is even on this album" complains a critic.
2043 - The Beatles travel forward in time via a DeLorean to steal Radiohead's 2016 Sgt. Pepper's tribute album, so that they can remake it in the past, creating a time paradox.
2044 - The members of Weezer are sentenced to death for releasing their thirty-fourth self-titled release and confusing everyone.
2050 - an_outlaw makes a list of the top 100 albums on BEA, despite being the last BEA member who's still alive after the "accident". Sends the list to the past.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Bork — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 20:08:42 GMT

Author: Bork

Posted: 07/25/2011 00:08

Necharsian wrote:

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Necharsian — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 16:21:51 GMT

Author: Necharsian

Posted: 07/24/2011 20:21

Bork wrote:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

alelsupreme — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 11:04:02 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 07/24/2011 15:04

Also what of the 5 song EP Rebecca Black is going to release?

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Hayden — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 09:20:31 GMT

Author: Hayden

Posted: 07/24/2011 13:20

Jackwc wrote:

itsit wrote:

I'm suprised "I'm Not A Fan But The Kids Like It" by Brokencyde isn't included. I guess even in 39 years their great work won't be appreciated, gues it'll take another 20 at least.

...
The closest Brokencyde will ever get to being appreciated is when, thousands of years from now, their albums are unearthed in an ancient landfill, and archeologists and historians will generally agree that whatever this "Brokencyde" was, it was most likely created as an attempt to frighten children into obedience, or as a cheap way of putting down animals.

Ya. Ya. That sounds about right. 🤣

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Jackwc — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 08:53:31 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 07/24/2011 12:53

itsit wrote:

I'm suprised "I'm Not A Fan But The Kids Like It" by Brokencyde isn't included. I guess even in 39 years their great work won't be appreciated, gues it'll take another 20 at least.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

alelsupreme — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 07:05:27 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 07/24/2011 11:05

I'm suprised "I'm Not A Fan But The Kids Like It" by Brokencyde isn't included. I guess even in 39 years their great work won't be appreciated, gues it'll take another 20 at least.

Re: 25th December 2050 - BEA

Anonymous — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 04:46:30 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 07/24/2011 08:46

GREAT SCOTT!

If that is the future... Get me a bloody Delorean NOW!