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Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:49:54 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 11/20/2011 04:49

Polythene Pam wrote:

I can't think of them for you. that would be no fun :P

Did I ask you to do that? oh I guess I did... 🤡 grrrrr my brains not working tonight, and I have assignments to write for university, if I think of something good I'll post it, if not I'll have to have the worlds greatest nameless concert at the worlds greatest mystery venue with two awesome unnamed bands.

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:41:30 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 11/20/2011 04:41

I can't think of them for you. that would be no fun 😜

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:19:50 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 11/20/2011 04:19

Polythene Pam wrote:

Yourselfisntsteam wrote:

Details like the groups names, venue, event name, drug of choice are very irrelevant (actually I'm just to lazy to come up with them)

Only as irrelevant as everything else

Besides it makes it more interesting an personal

You should take pride in you gig [-X

I couldn't think of anything!!!! 😢 🧱

If you have any ideas feel free to share, its like coming up with a title for an essay/assignment- my least favourite part and I always get writers block by then.

I think It would be cool is Beefheart named everything, he's good at that.

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:00:09 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 11/20/2011 04:00

Yourselfisntsteam wrote:

Details like the groups names, venue, event name, drug of choice are very irrelevant (actually I'm just to lazy to come up with them)

Only as irrelevant as everything else

Besides it makes it more interesting an personal

You should take pride in you gig 🫵

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:53:02 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 11/20/2011 03:53

Details like the groups names, venue, event name, drug of choice are very irrelevant (actually I'm just to lazy to come up with them)

this would be a fucking weird concert, on purpose really

opener:
drums: John French
Sax: Captan Beefheart
Sax: Albert Ayler

setlist: just one hour long free jazz sax duel!

Main Act:
Lead Vocals: David Baker (Mercury Rev)
keyboard/Vocals where noted: Jarboe (Swans)
Guitar: Joe Baiza (saccharine trust)
Guitar/electronic effects: Dave Sitek (Tv on the Radio)
bass: Les Claypool (Primus)
Drums: John Stanier (Battles)
Strings/3rd guitar/assorted other instruments: Andrew Bird

Setlist:
Chasing a Bee (Mercury Rev)
Moribund the Burgermeister (Peter Gabriel)
Minor Stab (Andrew Bird)- but they arrange it as a punk song instead of swing revival
Manchild (eels)- Jarboe on Vocals
Jerry Was a Racecar Driver (Primus)
Savage Sea (The Pop Group)- Jarboe vocals
Dog Breath Variations (Frank Zappa)- Andrew gets extended whistling solo
When Big Joan Sets Up (Captain Beefheart)
Poppy (Tv on the Radio) -group vocal time!
Driftwood Heart (Rain Machine) -Jarboe Vocals
Beautiful Child (Swans)

Encore:
A Human Certainty (Saccharine Trust)
Love Yer Brain (Flaming Lips)

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

nrs182 — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:11:01 GMT

Author: nrs182

Posted: 11/20/2011 03:11

Name: Baroque Witching Hour
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Date: 19/11/11 (I can't wait 🕺 )
Substance: Open Bar

Vocals: Jeff Mangum (Neutral Milk Hotel)
Back Vocals: Norah Jones
Drums: Ringo Starr (The Beatles)
Guitar: Johnny Marr (The Smiths)
Second Guitar: Jeff Buckley
Tambourine: Richard Parry (Arcade Fire)
Saxophone: David Bowie
Mandolin: Win Butler (Arcade Fire)
Flugelhorn/ Trumpet: Zach Condon (Beirut)
Piano: Elton John
Bass: John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin)
French Horn: Alan Civil (The Beatles maybe?)
Accordion: Yann Tiersen
Violin: John Cale (The Velvet Underground)

Setlist: (A lot of these could be rearranged to fit perfectly in these type of songs 😁 )

1. A Candle's Fire - The Rip Tide (Beirut)
2. Expectations - Tigermilk (Belle and Sebastian)
3. Wake Up - Funeral (Arcade Fire)
4. Hitsville UK - The Clash (Sandinista)
5. Tonight Tonight - Mellon Collie and the infinnite Sadness (Smashing Pumpkins)
6. Soul Love - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie)
7.Faust Arp - In Rainbows (Radiohead)
8. The Great Gig in the sky - DSOTM (Pink Floyd)
9. I Know it's over - The queens is dead (The Smiths)
10. Crown Of Love - Funeral (Arcade Fire)
11. For No one - Revolver (The Beatles)
12. The Book of Love - 69 love songs (Magnetic Fields)
13. 747 - 747 (Kent)
14. Perfect Circle - Murmur (Rem)
15. Englishman in new york - ...Nothing Like the Sun (Sting)
16. The Way Young Lovers Do - Astral Weeks (Van Morrison)
17. In The Aeroplane Over The Sea - ITAOTS (Neutral Milk Hotel)

Encore:
1. Imagine -Plastic Ono Band (John Lennon)
1. God Only Knows - Pet Sounds (The Beach Boys)
2. A Day in the life - Sgt. Peppers (The Beatles)

THIS IS SICK 🧱 If heaven exists, this is it for me.

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

ZebraRock — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:04:59 GMT

Author: ZebraRock

Posted: 11/20/2011 00:04

Name: Classic Rock Legends
Venue: Inside the Tardis, all years between 1967 and 1973 merged into one
Substance: With bands like these you won't need one 😉
Band 1
-Vocals Mick Jagger
-Guitar Eric Clapton
-Bass Paul McCartney (also Backing Vocalist)
-Keyboards Ray Manzarek
-Drums Ginger Baker
Setlist:
1. Jumping Jack Flash
2. Layla (1970 version, Robert Johnson rises from the dead to play bottleneck slide)
3. White Room
4. Yer Blues
5. Peace Frog
Band 2
-Vocals Jim Morrison
-Guitar Jimi Hendrix
-Guitar2 and Vocals2 David Gilmour
-Bass JPJ
-Keyboards John Lord
-Drums Keith Moon
Setlist:
1. Smoke On the Water
2. The Real Me
3. Heartbreaker
4. Break On Through to the Other Side
5. Voodoo Chile (long)
Encore
1. Echoes

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sun, 9 Oct 2011 10:26:40 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/09/2011 14:26

Just one more gig for me 😁

Name: Raw Power

Venue: The Electric Circus (same as before)

Substance: Liquor

Singer: Iggy Pop
Guitarist: Thurston Moore
Bassist: Kim Deal
Percussion : Mitch Mitchell
Misc: Trent Renzor
Surprise Guest: Patti Smith

Tracks

I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Stooges
Tame - Doolittle
Closer - The Downward Spiral
Land: (enter surprise guest) - Horses
Crosstown Traffic - Electric Ladyland
Clampdown - The Clash
Rocks Off - Exile On Main Street
God Save The Queen - Nevermind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols

Encore

Rain King - Daydream Nation

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

alelsupreme — Thu, 6 Oct 2011 13:34:32 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 10/06/2011 17:34

Going by decades. Assume that all the people who are dead suddenly... aren't.

60's:

Vocals: Brian Wilson
2nd Vocals: Lou Reed
Guitar: Jimi Hendrix
Bass: Paul Mccartney
Drums: Keith Moon
Keys: Ray Manzarek

God Only Knows
Heroin
Voodoo Chile
A Day In The Life
My Generation
Light My Fire

The 70's
Vocals: Freddie Mercury
2nd Vocals: David Bowie
Guitar: Tony Iommi
Bass: Peter Hook
Drums: Nick Mason
Keys: Keith Emerson

Bohemian Rhapsody
Heroes
Iron Man
Disorder
Money
Karn Evil 9 (the main bit)

The 80's
Vocals: Michael Jackson
2nd Vocals: Prince
Guitar: The Edge
Bass: Tina Weymouth
Drums: Mike Joyce
Keyboards: Martyn Ware, Ian Craig Marsh and Gary Numan.

Billie Jean
Let's Go Crazy
With Or Without You
Once In A Lifetime
How Soon Is Now
We're Going To Live For A Very Long Time
Don't You Want Me
Are Friends Electric

The 90's
Vocals: Bjork
2nd Vocals: Jeff Magnum
Rap: Eminem
Guitar: Jonny Greenwood
Bass: D'Arcy Wretzky
Drums: Dave Grohl
Electronics: Daft Punk

Bachelorette
Two Headed Boy
Stan
Paranoid Android
Disarm
Smells like Teen Spirit
Digital Love

The 00's
Vocals: Florence Welch
Rap: Kanye West
Guitar: Albert Hammond Jr
Bass: Chris Wolstenholme
Drums: Ian Matthews
Keys: Chris Martin
Orchestration: Sarah martin, Mick Cooke, Isobell Campbell

Kiss With A Fist
Stronger
Last Nite
Knights Of Cydonia
Club Foot
The Scientist
The Boy With The Arab Strap

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

SquishypuffDave — Mon, 3 Oct 2011 07:59:29 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 10/03/2011 11:59

Event Name: Gigabyte

Venue: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Opening Act: Spindlewax
- Members
Vocals/Guitar: Annie Clark
Vocals/Keyboard: Wally De Backer
Drums: Greg Saunier
Bass 1: Tina Weymouth
Bass 2: Tony Levin
Electronic Wizardry: Richard D. James
- Setlist
1. Marrow (St Vincent)
2. Love Without Sound (White Noise)
3. Houses In Motion (Talking Heads)
4. Fireworks (Animal Collective)
5. The Sky Moves Sideways (Porcupine Tree)

Interlude: This Guy

Link

Second Act: Discreet Concrete
- Members
Vocals/Piano: Tom Waits
Vocals/Violin: Carla Kihlstedt
Guitar: Johnny Greenwood
Bass: Paul McCartney
Drums: Mick Fleetwood
- Setlist
1. 21st Century Schizoid Man (King Crimson)
2. Monkey Gone To Heaven (Pixies)
3. Wolf At The Door (Radiohead)
4. Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)
5. Fratres (Arvo Part)

Interlude: This guy

Link

Closing Act: Anomalous Tessellations
- Members
Vocals: Simon & Garfunkel
Piano: Jordan Rudess
Guitar: Robert Fripp
Bass: Victor Wooten
Drums: Gavin Harrison
Flute/Sax: Theo Travis
- Setlist
1. Lizard (King Crimson)
2. No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)
3. The Snow Goose - Medley (Camel)
4. In The Morning Of The Magicians (Flaming Lips)
5. America (Simon & Garfunkel)
Encore:
6. Echoes (Pink Floyd)
With cameos, duets and solos from every previous musician from the night. Adrian Belew shines in the whale noise section.

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

GARY — Mon, 3 Oct 2011 05:39:49 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 10/03/2011 09:39

Event name - THE SERPENT IS RISING

Venue - GARDEN OF EDEN

Date - 5,000 BC

To be allowed to enter everyone must stick out their tongues at which time a very pure and powerful hit of acid will be placed on it.

Opening act - Eve eats from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

Band - Spawn Of The Devil

Lead vocals - Lucifer
Lead guitar - Adolf Hitler
Rhythm guitar - Aleister Crowley
Bass - Judas Iscariot
Keyboards - Cain
Drums - Jack The Ripper
Kazoo - Justin Bieber

Set list

Me So Horney - 2 Live Crew
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Why Don't We Do It In The Road - Beatles
I Like Big Tits - Joe Walsh
Big Ten Inch - Aerosmith
Big Balls - AC/DC
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Pussy - Rammstein
Cream - Prince

After set orgy

Justin Bieber is sacrificed for all of Oasis's sins.

More orgy

More acid

Adolf does guitar solo

More orgy.

Everyone takes the crazy train to Ur.

The Nephilim take everyone away to planet X in space chariots.

Everyone returns in December of 2012.

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Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

GARY — Mon, 3 Oct 2011 03:42:10 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 10/03/2011 07:42

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Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 20:26:21 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/03/2011 00:26

mooseboy101 wrote:

purple wrote:

cruel and unusual punishment Pam.

You get me ready to engage my basic instinct with some good old sex talk, perhaps with pictures and videos involved

http://www.besteveralbums.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2084
http://www.besteveralbums.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2084
http://www.besteveralbums.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2084
http://www.besteveralbums.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2084
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GO GO GO GO GO 😁 😁 :D

thanks mooseboy, done

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

videoheadcleaner — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 20:11:31 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 10/03/2011 00:11

EVENT NAME: Dreaming Worlds Tour

Venue: Dystopia

Date: 06/06/12

Support Act: The Maniacs

Lead Vocals: Guy Garvey (Elbow)
Bass: Paul Webb (Talk Talk)
Guitar & Vocals: Paul Dempsey (Something For Kate)
Drums: Gotye
Keys: Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)

Setlist:
1. Life's What You Make It (Talk Talk)
2. Hearts A Mess (Gotye)
3. Monsters (Something For Kate)
4. Powder Blue (Elbow)
5. Reckoner (Radiohead)
6. Teardrop (Massive Attack)

Second Support Act: Caves

Lead Vocals: Sarah Blasko
Bass: David McComb (The Triffids)
Guitar: Rowland S Howard
Keys & Vocals: Nick Cave
Drums: Lindy Morrison (The Go-Betweens)

Setlist:
1. Are You The One That I've Been Waiting For (Nick Cave)
2. Cattle And Cane (The Go-Betweens)
3. Bury Me Deep In Love (The Triffids)
4. Dead Radio (Rowland S Howard)
5. Don't U Eva (Sarah Blasko)
6. Fall At Your Feet (Crowded House)

Main Attraction: Escher

Lead Vocals: Robert Smith (The Cure)
Bass: Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)
Guitar: Matt Bellamy (Muse)
Keys + other: Nicolas Godin and Jean-Benoît Dunckel (Air)
Drums: Pete De Freitas (Echo & The Bunnymen)

Setlist:
1. All Cats Are Grey (The Cure)
2. Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
3. Ruled By Secrecy (Muse)
4. The Killing Moon (Echo & The Bunnymen)
5. All I Need (Air)
6. Uprising (Muse)
7. Why can't I Be You? (The Cure)
8. Rescue (Echo & The Bunnymen)
9. Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)
10. Fasincation Street (The Cure)

Encore (other members from previous band also in tow)
1. The Storm (Doves)
2. Riders On The Storm (The Doors)
3. Under The Milky Way (The Church)

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

mooseboy101 — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 19:54:19 GMT

Author: mooseboy101

Posted: 10/02/2011 23:54

purple wrote:

cruel and unusual punishment Pam.

You get me ready to engage my basic instinct with some good old sex talk, perhaps with pictures and videos involved

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 19:15:22 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/02/2011 23:15

cruel and unusual punishment Pam.

You get me ready to engage my basic instinct with some good old sex talk, perhaps with pictures and videos involved, and then you make it one of the most complex concert thingies ever...

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

SquishypuffDave — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 18:28:58 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 10/02/2011 22:28

Will post later!!

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

19loveless91 — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 14:37:33 GMT

Author: 19loveless91

Posted: 10/02/2011 18:37

Dammit why must I be so unimaginative.. I can't think of shit

Love the event name Jhereko 🤣

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

Anonymous — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 13:39:09 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/02/2011 17:39

Event Name: AURAL SEX

Venue: Merriweather Post Pavillion 😮

Date: 13/12/2011 (It would of course be the greatest birthday ever)

Opening Band: Night Of The Rocking Dead
- Members
Lead Vocals: Michael Jackson
Bass: Kurt Cobain (Because I said so and I'm sure he can)
Guitar: George Harrison
Drums: Keith Moon
Keys: Ludwig Van Beethoven

Setlist:
1. See Me Feel Me/I Can See For Miles (The Who)
2. Moonlight Sonata (Beethoven)
3. Serve The Servants (Nirvana)
4. Thriller (Michael Jackson)
5. Here Comes The Sun (The Beatles)

Second Band: Beauty And The Beasts
- Members
Lead Vocals: Beth Gibbons
Bass: Jah Wobble
Guitar: Steven Drozed
Rap + Electronic Beats: Kanye West

Setlist:
1. Lost In The World (Kanye West)
2. Swan Lake (Public Image Ltd)
3. Waitin On A Superman/Watching The Planets (The Flaming Lips)
4. Machine Gun (Portishead)
[Encore] Ungodly Kingdom (Jah Wobble And The Invaders Of The Heart)

An interlude with me playing Olympus Mons with the assistance of Daft Punk, Johnny Greenwood, Mick Fleetwood and Rihanna 🤣

Third Band: Coldsonradioledcollective
- Members
Co-lead vocals/synth: Avey Tare
Bass: John Paul Jones
Guitar: Robert Fripp
Co-lead vocals/keys: Chris Martin
Drums: Phil Selway

Setlist:
When The Levee Breaks/Heartbreaker (Led Zeppelin)
Paradise (Coldplay)
Leaf House (Animal Collective)
Starless (King Crimson)
The National Anthem (Radiohead)
[Encore] How To Disappear Completely (Radiohead)

Last band of the night (Boy I'm greedy 🤣 ) : The Powers That Be
- Members
Guitar: Kevin Shields
Bass: Tony Levin
Drums: Jani Liebeziet
Keys: Richard Wright
Setlist:
1. 23 Minute jam
then all instrumental versions:
2. Vitamin C (Can)
2. Frame By Frame (King Crimson)
3. Time (Pink Floyd)
4. Soon (My Bloody Valentine)

[encore] then of course everyone who was involved in the night would join Bjork (who flew in by spaceship) in a rousing rendition of Hyper-Ballad 😄

Re: SEX! ... okay do I have your attention now?

GARY — Sun, 2 Oct 2011 13:23:04 GMT

Author: GARY

Posted: 10/02/2011 17:23

Ya, I saw it.

Where is the sex

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