Best Ever Albums

Re: best ever music criticism

alelsupreme — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:22:31 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/15/2012 17:22

http://www.scaruffi.com/vol6/aqua.html

I think this is funny too, just for the scores.

Re: best ever music criticism

Anonymous — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:08:25 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/15/2012 17:08

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

Re: best ever music criticism

Applerill — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:54:26 GMT

Author: Applerill

Posted: 05/15/2012 16:54

This is easy.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8104-lateralus/

best ever music criticism

Anonymous — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:47:59 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/15/2012 16:47

this thread is dedicated to highlighting the most over-the-top, ridiculous, hilarious writing in music criticism. I'll start us off with a few...

"One imagines Sephiroth twirling a blade. One imagines great plumes of fire reflected in Harrison Ford's instructive eye. One imagines awesome" Clayton Purdom on Flying Lotus' Los Angeles
http://www.cokemachineglow.com/feature/4098/top50albums-2008?pg=3

"These guys are so French I want to force-feed them and cut out their livers. The way our butts plug in, there are better beats on the damn Jadakiss CD." Robert Christgau on Daft Punk's Discovery

FYI Pitchfork, Cokemachineglow, and Christgau are goldmines. go!