Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

videoheadcleaner — Tue, 3 Jul 2012 21:00:28 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 07/04/2012 01:00

REGINE REWARDED!!!

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Anonymous — Tue, 3 Jul 2012 10:47:01 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 07/03/2012 14:47

harkan wrote:

You going to post this each time Jhereko?

Something tells me there won't be a next time D:

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

junodog4 — Tue, 3 Jul 2012 00:17:32 GMT

Author: junodog4

Posted: 07/03/2012 04:17

Jhereko wrote:

There's only so many Canadian indie bitchez Bey can slay anyway 😜 .

Teagan and Sarah are passing along advice to Regine... They will be avenged...

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

videoheadcleaner — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 20:42:02 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 07/03/2012 00:42

You going to post this each time Jhereko?

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Anonymous — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 01:04:54 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 07/02/2012 05:04

Let's go through the reasons why a rational person may want to vote for Beyonce.

A. Dat Voice
"Jhereko are you so stupid that you don't you realise all pop singers these days have their voices treated and auto-tuned so much you can't even tell if they have a good voice or not? You moron!"

Oh okay the processed vocals argument? I mean you could hang off that I guess...UNTIL YOU SEE THIS! (As filmed on Jay-Z's phone, you know her husband!)

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No...those aren't tears in my eyes....they're just...OKAY fine, they're tears :'). Did you hear that? or are you deaf? I SAID ARE YOU DEAF? That's raw footage people.

B. Dat Song
"Okay she has a good voice I'll give you that but she's a one hit wonder she only has that one song that they play at parties all the time."

What you mean this one?

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Okay let's say for a moment that that was her only song...that song is so good..no other songs need to ever exist...from anyone. I could just have a radio channel that loops that song, I wouldn't even curr. But maybe you do and maybe the people do....and if the people do surely they'd buy more of her songs...well it just so happens that they do!

Beyonce singles that got to the top 3 (I'd put top5but that'd be too many...)
"Crazy In Love" #1
"Baby Boy" #1
"Irreplaceable" #1
"Beautiful Liar" #3
"If I Were A Boy" #3
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" #1

so yeah she got game. and those are just the songs the public (those peasants!) like.

Oh and before you say otherwise, she co-writes and co-prduces around 95% of her songs (she was chosen as one of the 20 best songwriters of the decade by Billboard).

Oh and I really really like Arcade Fire's "Power Out" I think it's fantas-

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"Arcade Fire I'm really happy for you and Imma let Jhereko finish but Beyonce has one of the best songs of all time. OF ALL TIME!!"

Kanye...I wasn't saying she didn't...I was just saying that Tegan and Sara had a pretty good song too...Have you read what I've been writing? I agree with you!

Ahhhh, get outta here you big lug!

C. Dat Video
"Wow I didn't realise she had so many great songs, Thanks Jhereko! But like all popstars she must has borrrrring videos. You know where she's just singing to a crowd at a club or walking around in a bikini at a beach. Answer that you fugly prick!"

Okay wow, no need for the insults, but sure she has a few dull videos but she's been ahead of the game on her last couple of albums

for example there's this (also this song is just <3 )

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or this

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or this
*cough* insert "Run The World (Girls) video (because I can't)

and apparently this is one of the greatest videos of all time! though I wouldn't go quite that far...

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D. Dat Group
"Those videos are pretty damn amazing. But does she always have to go it alone? I mean Regine works in a 7 piece band, teamwork is really important to me, Jhereko."

What? did you forget about Destiny's Child already, you putz!

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E. Dat Skin
"I can't believe she works so well in a group or as a solo artist! I'm really glad skin colour doesn't affect success these days.

Oh, did I mention you're a racist if you vote for Tegan & Sara? Yep.

F. Dat FIlm
"Well I'd never want to be seen as a racist. But all of the stuff you listed...is that all Beyonce does? Because Tegan and Sara don't just sing they can also boil eggs really well..."

You didn't know Beyonce was an actress as well? Well let's take a look through that prolific filmograpy!

Austin Powers: Goldmember

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The Pink Panther

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Cadillac Records (as Etta James!)

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Dreamgirls

and soon she's set to star in Clint Eastwood's remake of A Star Is Born!

The jury's still out on why she hasn't got an oscar yet.

G. Dat Ass
"What a talented lady. I had no idea how great she was. Any other reason why I should vote fore her Jhereko?"

Well looks aren;t the greatest reason to vote for a musical artist but if you are gonna base it on that you might as well vote for the best looking woman on the planet

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I'm not gonna lie, Regine is quite adorable but when this is your opponent

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I mean c'mon

okay that one's a lil weird but no less hot!

H. Dat's It
"Thankyou for opening my stupid little eyes and my gross ears, Jhereko. I'm voting Beyonce #1!"

Haha, you're welcome my little friend...you're welcome.

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Anonymous — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 01:01:50 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 07/02/2012 05:01

🤣 I might copy and paste, cbf doing another. I thought this would be an easy defeat anyway (pleasantly surprised by how close it is).There's only so many Canadian indie bitchez Bey can slay anyway 😜 .

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

junodog4 — Sun, 1 Jul 2012 18:18:09 GMT

Author: junodog4

Posted: 07/01/2012 22:18

I'm awaiting another Beyonce essay...

FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

videoheadcleaner — Sun, 1 Jul 2012 01:23:48 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 07/01/2012 05:23

BEYONCE (coach: Jhereko)

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Highest BEA Album: No. 3313

vs.

REGINE CHASSAGNE (coach: jackwc)

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Highest BEA Album: No. 11

Best Ever Albums

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

Re: FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]

FMT - R2: Regine Chassagne def. Beyonce [CLSD]