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Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

alelsupreme — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 18:31:30 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 04/25/2016 22:31

meccalecca wrote:

It's never too late to start training

i'd try and blame you when the police take me in but if i start shouting out "MECCA TOLD ME TO DO IT" when im getting beaten down by police at the park they'll probably just think i've been radicalised.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

meccalecca — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 18:24:14 GMT

Author: meccalecca

Posted: 04/25/2016 22:24

alelsupreme wrote:

not enough experience fighting 5 year olds to be able to.

It's never too late to start training

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

alelsupreme — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 18:05:11 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 04/25/2016 22:05

Give me a codpiece and I reckon I could take a good few until I just get too tired and swarmed. Wouldn't give a solid number mind, not enough experience fighting 5 year olds to be able to.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

meccalecca — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 10:59:33 GMT

Author: meccalecca

Posted: 04/25/2016 14:59

Polythene Pam wrote:

The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

Healthy Americans is an oxymoron. Let's be real. these are little fat kids on sugar highs. If you can weather the initial storm, you can just outlast them. The key will be figuring out which are the dirty fighters, and which are the bubble children of helicopter parent (you can take out the bulk of them just by harboring a few germs).

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Norman Bates — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 10:31:02 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 04/25/2016 14:31

With my son now 5-years old and capable of pulling a mean punch in the balls, I'd say 10 would be being hopeful, and that's if I got to workout a bit for the preceding months.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

cestuneblague — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 08:02:40 GMT

Author: cestuneblague

Posted: 04/25/2016 12:02

BEA, what happened???

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

GeevyDallas — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 17:47:39 GMT

Author: GeevyDallas

Posted: 08/25/2012 21:47

I'm revising my guess,I reckon you'd be lucky to kill 10.Playing with my little cousin earlier and took a nice right hook to the balls about 20 seconds in,I was out of the fight straight away.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 12:31:29 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/25/2012 16:31

I'm a pacifist...
I'd just run away from the demonic five year olds, screaming like a little girl.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

videoheadcleaner — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:40:37 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 08/21/2012 09:40

Well I have been taken down by about twenty 15 year olds at one stage last year.

20 x 15 = 300

therefore

300 / 5 = 60

I'm saying this is about my magic number.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:16:58 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/21/2012 09:16

I'm assuming you're meaning hand to hand combat, cause if you're fighting kids with weapons in their hands that might suggest you need a new strategy. I think the important thing is to also protect your kneecaps and the back of your calf as well.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Xavygravy — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 01:47:06 GMT

Author: Xavygravy

Posted: 08/21/2012 05:47

Probs 10?

What is the point of the magic number if you just double it anyway? Why not just ask how many 5 year olds? 🤡

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

SquishypuffDave — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 01:09:25 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 08/21/2012 05:09

More information. Are there a total of 100 and the question is how many we could take down until we were killed? Or do we pick the maximum group size that we could survive?

If I was swarmed by 100 five-year-olds, I find it unlikely that I could kill more than a couple. That's a lot of collective weight, and if any of them manage to latch on to my legs, I'm pretty much gone instantly.

Maximum group size? I'd say maybe 15, honestly.

...actually now that I think of it, if I went for their eyes, maybe I could get to 30.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:50:47 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/21/2012 01:50

I can take down 345232345

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:49:34 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/21/2012 01:49

DLGGLD wrote:

joj I think you're mistaking this game with Call Of Duty.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:24:47 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/21/2012 01:24

HigherThanTheSun wrote:

jackwc wrote:

I fucking hate kids

Thirdly, Liar!

I hadn't realised he had told you as well.... 😲

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

HigherThanTheSun — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 20:38:08 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 08/21/2012 00:38

Not 100 of this kid though 😲

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

HigherThanTheSun — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 20:36:29 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 08/21/2012 00:36

Firstly, wtf?

Secondly, how big are five year olds again?

Thirdly,

Jackwc wrote:

I fucking hate kids.

Liar!

Fourthly, having checked google images of five year olds (not how it sounds), yes I reckon I could manage 100 they really are quite small.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 20:10:25 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/21/2012 00:10

an_outlaw wrote:

I leave for a few hours and come back to find a thread about beating up children!? 🤬

How does someone even think up this stuff?

By being Pam.

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Anonymous — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 20:02:49 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 08/21/2012 00:02

I leave for a few hours and come back to find a thread about beating up children!? 🤬

How does someone even think up this stuff?

Re: How many five year olds can you take down?

Bork — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:25:46 GMT

Author: Bork

Posted: 08/20/2012 22:25

I forwarded this to the local PTA. They said this should be banned but I told them that's what they said about movies, video games and The Beatles too. They weren't convinced but I think that could be expected. Personally I don't think this game leads to violence.