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Re: Best one liners

SquishypuffDave — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 21:44:48 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 12/30/2012 02:44

While Freud considered himself a scientist, many of his ideas are in fact completely untesticle.

- Richard Wiseman

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 16:20:11 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/28/2012 21:20

Link

Re: Best one liners

alelsupreme — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:31:49 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 12/28/2012 18:31

Link

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:00:06 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/28/2012 17:00

Jackwc wrote:

Correction: EVERY LINE IN THAT MOVIE

That movie wasn't snow bad.

Re: Best one liners

Jackwc — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 09:26:28 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 12/28/2012 14:26

Happymeal wrote:

“Let’s kick some ice!” - Batman and robin movie.

Correction: EVERY LINE IN THAT MOVIE

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 02:17:45 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/28/2012 07:17

“Let’s kick some ice!” - Batman and robin movie.

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:55:15 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/28/2012 04:55

"you don't like being homosexual, what are you gay or something"
-A Pony Thread Simulator

Re: Best one liners

Facetious — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:09:48 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 12/28/2012 04:09

Puncture Repair wrote:

My parents wouldn't buy me a skateboard for Christmas so the next morning I got an old wooden board from the shed, a hammer and some nails and beat them to death.

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Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 13:49:20 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/27/2012 18:49

Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm. - Prince

Hard to believe that line came from a Prince song.

Re: Best one liners

ptaylor1989 — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:54:58 GMT

Author: ptaylor1989

Posted: 12/26/2012 19:54

Puncture Repair wrote:

My parents wouldn't buy me a skateboard for Christmas so the next morning I got an old wooden board from the shed, a hammer and some nails and beat them to death.

a winner in my eyes!

Re: Best one liners

Jasonconfused — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:48:15 GMT

Author: Jasonconfused

Posted: 12/26/2012 19:48

Puncture Repair wrote:

My parents wouldn't buy me a skateboard for Christmas so the next morning I got an old wooden board from the shed, a hammer and some nails and beat them to death.

Attaboy!

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:37:17 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/26/2012 19:37

My parents wouldn't buy me a skateboard for Christmas so the next morning I got an old wooden board from the shed, a hammer and some nails and beat them to death.

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 21:58:38 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/26/2012 02:58

"the"
-Raymond Taco

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:50:05 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/26/2012 00:50

HigherThanTheSun wrote:

Hedgehogs, why can't they just share the hedge?

All courtesy of Tim Vine.

I couldn't remember who said it, but that's the first one that came into my head when I saw the thread.

Re: Best one liners

ptaylor1989 — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:48:33 GMT

Author: ptaylor1989

Posted: 12/26/2012 00:48

Tobias:
Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

Does that count? I hope arrested development counts

Re: Best one liners

HigherThanTheSun — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:47:06 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 12/26/2012 00:47

Hedgehogs, why can't they just share the hedge?

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'

Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can't let it go can you?

🤣

All courtesy of Tim Vine.

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:01:18 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/26/2012 00:01

You're gay

Re: Best one liners

Jasonconfused — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:37:53 GMT

Author: Jasonconfused

Posted: 12/25/2012 23:37

"I had an ant farm once. Them fellas didn't grow shit!" - Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

Re: Best one liners

Anonymous — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:18:59 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 12/25/2012 23:18

her legs are harder to shut than the JonBenet Ramsey case

/thread

Best one liners

sheep21 — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:08:12 GMT

Author: sheep21

Posted: 12/25/2012 23:08

Tell you're best one liners here

Here are two I saw comedian Milton Jones use recently

My grandfather never threw anything away; He died in the war holding a hand grenade

I was sitting in traffic the other day; Got run over.