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Re: Patronizing 101

ptaylor1989 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:56:13 GMT

Author: ptaylor1989

Posted: 01/25/2013 15:56

As smart as I'm sure you all seem to be, I just wanted to let you know, the etymology of the word patronize actually comes from 16th century when Tequila was first made.

It has to do with the inebriating effect of Patrón. It's probably too esoteric to catch in your daily reading of the New Yorker.

Come to me if you ever need help defiling terms

Re: Patronizing 101

SquishypuffDave — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:40:58 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 01/25/2013 14:40

This is a pretty decent thread, Happymeal. You should check out my Besteverville thread if you want any tips on how to improve it.

(Respond to this via pm, I probably won't check here again.)

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:31:06 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/25/2013 14:31

It's so nice you were able to start this thread all by yourself.

Re: Patronizing 101

Facetious — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:26:20 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 01/25/2013 04:26

Defago wrote:

You poor man and your unfunny images. I wish I could teach you something about intelligent responses. Too bad your brain doesn't seem to be developed enough.

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:32:10 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/24/2013 22:32

Btw, I beat him in the last game of Scrabble. I'm gonna be bugging him about that for sometime.

Re: Patronizing 101

Jackwc — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:20:38 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 01/24/2013 22:20

JMan wrote:

He's hopeless!

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:37:02 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/24/2013 21:37

Jackwc wrote:

It's alright JMan, you don't have to clarify that so hard, we're not gonna press assault charges.

I never thought anyone would press charges, I just thought I'd give an example of good patronizing.

It's fun to make fun of that same Scrabble player about his extreme inability to play Chess. There's no limit to how easy you must go on this guy. I couldn't get easy enough! He's hopeless!

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:44:17 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/24/2013 17:44

Happymeal wrote:

Anyone with some good lessons in patronizing?

oh sweetie, it's ever so nice that you want to try

Re: Patronizing 101

HigherThanTheSun — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:31:55 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 01/24/2013 17:31

Quote:

No darling...

My grandad talking to my grandma when he gets impatient, if I were her I'd slap him 🤣

Re: Patronizing 101

Defago — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:11:02 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 01/24/2013 17:11

Eggman/Walrus/Taxman wrote:

Re: Patronizing 101

Facetious — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:01:51 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 01/24/2013 17:01

lethalnezzle wrote:

I know plenty, but you might have to give me a while to break them down into language you can understand.

Re: Patronizing 101

Jackwc — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:26:05 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 01/24/2013 16:26

JMan wrote:

I kept calling him the wrong name, and when he slapped me hard on the back AS A FRIEND, I slapped him hard on the head AS A JOKE.

It's alright JMan, you don't have to clarify that so hard, we're not gonna press assault charges.

Re: Patronizing 101

Robert Anton Wilson — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:46:13 GMT

Author: Robert Anton Wilson

Posted: 01/24/2013 01:46

JMan wrote:

I kept patronizing my grumpy friend today when we were playing Scrabble. I kept trying to make him flinch and I kept calling him the wrong name, and when he slapped me hard on the back as a friend, I slapped him hard on the head as a joke.

Scrabble can be such a vicious game.

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:42:57 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/24/2013 01:42

I kept patronizing my grumpy friend today when we were playing Scrabble. I kept trying to make him flinch and I kept calling him the wrong name, and when he slapped me hard on the back as a friend, I slapped him hard on the head as a joke.

Re: Patronizing 101

Robert Anton Wilson — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:29:30 GMT

Author: Robert Anton Wilson

Posted: 01/23/2013 18:29

You want patronizing?

Son, you can't handle patronizing.

Re: Patronizing 101

HigherThanTheSun — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:05:59 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 01/23/2013 17:05

lethalnezzle wrote:

I know plenty, but you might have to give me a while to break them down into language you can understand.

🤣

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:20:02 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/23/2013 16:20

Whelp, I can see this is going nowhere.

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 10:15:21 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/23/2013 15:15

Happymeal wrote:

Anyone with some good lessons in patronizing?

I know plenty, but you might have to give me a while to break them down into language you can understand.

Re: Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 10:12:16 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/23/2013 15:12

Well, this is certainly a nice thread.

Patronizing 101

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 00:45:13 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 01/23/2013 05:45

Anyone with some good lessons in patronizing?