Best Ever Albums

Re: Your Favorite Posts

alelsupreme — Fri, 24 May 2013 09:38:32 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 05/24/2013 13:38

(omg Bork's here!)

Also from that Rabbit Lee thread:

"2028 - Ozzy Osbourne dies during a concert. No one seems to notice until another five songs into the set, at this point they just couldn't tell the difference.
2030 - Pitchfork webzine is bought out by the Trident gum corporation.
2032 - Rabbit Lee's first album is released, is lauded by critics, and doesn't sell one copy, making it the highest-selling album of 2032.
2036 - The release of Keith Richard's long-awaited fifth solo album. Richards cites his amnesia for "spicing up his new sound" by making him forget his old one.
2041 - Tupac releases another posthumous album. "I don't even think Tupac is even on this album" complains a critic.
2043 - The Beatles travel forward in time via a DeLorean to steal Radiohead's 2016 Sgt. Pepper's tribute album, so that they can remake it in the past, creating a time paradox.
2044 - The members of Weezer are sentenced to death for releasing their thirty-fourth self-titled release and confusing everyone.
2050 - an_outlaw makes a list of the top 100 albums on BEA, despite being the last BEA member who's still alive after the "accident". Sends the list to the past."

"No, no, GARY will be shot dead by Kanye West in 2024 during the filming of the music video for Kanye's hit single "Check It Out, I Shot Gary In The Freakin' Face" (Kanye himself dies in 2025, when he opts to have his entire body plated in gold without realizing the fatal implications).

GARY will be brought back to life in 2049 as a cyborg to fight off the rabid Rabbit Lee fans. Ironically, he is later killed by a solid gold-plated Kanye West, fired out of a canon by Jhereko."

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Defago — Fri, 24 May 2013 00:05:21 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 05/24/2013 04:05

Saoirse wrote:

anything in the naked human body thread

Yes, Dora and her jungle vagina are an easy best post ever, IMO

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Anonymous — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:53:14 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 05/24/2013 03:53

anything in the naked human body thread

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Bork — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:04:07 GMT

Author: Bork

Posted: 05/24/2013 03:04

Necharsian wrote:

Does anyone remember the super old thread that was something along the lines of "what will the overall chart look like in 30 years"? It didn't last too long, but it gave us probably the best BEA lore in Rabbit Lee. Ive tried searching for it, but to no avail.

Google it:

Or Rabbit Lee. He'll be big. The eponymous sixth album should be in there definitely.

I'm surprised you think that, since Rabbit Lee has been largely influenced by Radiohead.

"I try and make my own sound, but obviously Radiohead has a large influence on my music. They were one of, if not the best band of all time."
-Rabbit Lee (2032 interview with Rolling Stone 2.0)

I didn't say it is my cup of beer. I just said he'll be big. The kids of 2050 will have bad taste just as the kids of 2010.

Damn them kids and their music! When will they ever grow up?!

I can already see it. The battle of 2049 (as only An Outlaw will be around in 2050) will be two tons of kids hailing Rabbit Lee as the greatest thing since sliced mountain dew, and a handful of rapidly balding, self-proclaimed defenders of REAL music telling them about the greatness of The Radioheads and Animal Collective and how music has been in a steady decline since those days.

...and GARY posting Iron Maiden videos of course...

Re: Your Favorite Posts

pearljammer13 — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:03:33 GMT

Author: pearljammer13

Posted: 03/13/2013 14:03

JMan wrote:

That's a mixed signal. The script's funny, or it's funny I posted that in the first place, or both?

A little bit of everything JMan.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:43:14 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/13/2013 01:43

That's a mixed signal. The script's funny, or it's funny I posted that in the first place, or both?

Re: Your Favorite Posts

pearljammer13 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:27:00 GMT

Author: pearljammer13

Posted: 03/13/2013 01:27

JMan wrote:

Here's a little snippet of a script I was trying out for a custom Spongebob episode. Script is NOT done, and I don't think it ever will be:

Squidward's locked out of his house after shoving Spongebob out, and his car is at the station (Yes he has a car. I saw it in an episode), so he tries hard to relax outside in the sun, but Spongebob and Patrick are annoying him. Finally, Patrick says something about poop. He starts doing a deep, creepy chuckle, and says "I said poop." He continues to chuckle. Eventually, Spongebob chuckles n a creepy way too. Squidward tries hard to ignore them. Patrick says, "Hey Spongebob...poop." They chuckle a little louder. Spongebob says, "Hey Patrick... double poop." They chuckle again. Squidward begins to walk off. Spongebob says, "Hey Patrick, look." He holds up something that's not shown on the camera. "Squidward's poop."
Squirdward saysw, "WHAT!?" He rushes over to Sponge and Pat. The poop's still not on camera. "What are you doing with my poop!?"
Spongebob says "We saw you pooping behind your house since you were locked out. We were AMAAAZED by the strange color of your poop."
Patrick says "Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen that color before."
Squid says. "Patrick, it's the same color as you. It's pink."

And that's all I have. Not great, but it's better than most modern episodes in my opinion.

A+ post.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Cymro2011 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:06:56 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 03/12/2013 16:06

JMan wrote:

You want a tasty lookin' car...

http://www.pitch.com/fatcity/archives/2...st-burgers

aaaannnnnddd i'm erect.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:47:09 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/12/2013 15:47

You want a tasty lookin' car...

http://www.pitch.com/fatcity/archives/2...st-burgers

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Cymro2011 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:43:18 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 03/12/2013 15:43

JMan wrote:

OK......
So People laugh when I state the obvious? OK....

Alsom now I have a least favorite post. Sheep21 called me an idiot for saying something sarcastic in the What Would You Buy if You Were Rich thread,

I said "I would buy the car from Good Burger to drive in, and a Mustang to keep in my garage." He didn't get it.

That burger car looks tasty. Also the fact that you though Surfer Rosa was a band was pretty funny.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:37:11 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/12/2013 15:37

OK......
So People laugh when I state the obvious? OK....

Alsom now I have a least favorite post. Sheep21 called me an idiot for saying something sarcastic in the What Would You Buy if You Were Rich thread,

I said "I would buy the car from Good Burger to drive in, and a Mustang to keep in my garage." He didn't get it.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Cymro2011 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:31:53 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 03/12/2013 15:31

JMan wrote:

How is it funny? Never in my days on BEA did I say they were a bad band. I just think they're highly overrated.

I think he just means that saying the the Beatles were talented is stating the obvious.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:27:59 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/12/2013 15:27

Norman Bates wrote:

JMan's recently been giving me a lot of laughs. I still can't decide whether he writes those on purpose or actually posts whatever goes through his mind, but in any case that's welcomingly refreshing. Last two I was exhilirated with : the Surfer Rosa on Cobain's list bit, the funniest being the insistance with which he seemed genuinely surprised by the absence of any Pixies album on this list, but never wondered who those 'Surfer Rosa' band were. Funny. Also, saying that The Beatles "were talented" (or "had talent", I don't remember) really made my day.

Keep 'em up JMan!

How is it funny? Never in my days on BEA did I say they were a bad band. I just think they're highly overrated.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Facetious — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 08:57:36 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 03/12/2013 12:57

19loveless91 wrote:

bongritsu's Kenny G video response

This. Nothing else is worth it.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

19loveless91 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:48:02 GMT

Author: 19loveless91

Posted: 03/12/2013 09:48

purple wrote:

the entire

an outlaw wrote:

...What if we shoot an alien?

post

This + bongritsu's Kenny G video response are two of my favourite recent posts.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Norman Bates — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:30:15 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 03/12/2013 09:30

an_outlaw wrote:

It does seem like an eventful day.

I wrote something really funny about Bob Dylan once and snared a lot of users into a rage. Thinking about it now gets me wondering how lethalnizzle (one of the bigger Bob fans on forum) would have reacted as he is generally extremely cordial towards me.

First run in with Naples was funny in retrospect. He says he doesn't hate me and things have cooled down between us now. Has a subtle sense of humour and I've liked some of his posts in the 'Music' section.

Purple did this thing once... I can't remember what It was but I laughed so hard. I... no I can't remember 🤔

telefunker - many fantastic posts. Got high ratings while he was around simply because he was such a character. Nowadays I think a lot of people only reach his chart through an album they are too indie to like and downrating telefunker's chart because he dares/too stupid in their eyes to listen to the album.

Gooserocker once made a post about me and telefunker being the same person... because we were subjectively rating charts back then. We gave 10/100 and 5/100 respectively. It contained all the darlings of Pitchfork, 00's "indie", every Arcade Fire and Radiohead. He got really upset and he would always hate us. Those posts were funny but I think he had his account deleted. Albummaster and me haven't discussed the following at all so there is a chance it is 0% based in reality but... I think Gooserocker came back after he deleted. Back as someone who couldn't take criticism on any chart choice or post. As a result they never had a single opinion (think about it) yet a lot of users thought they had a great music taste. Yes... I may have created a monster by being a meany in my early days here.

Necharsian - the most level headed and awesome user. Can create fantastic nuggets of posting goodness.

Harkan is a good one too. Doesn't intend to be funny and I enjoy them in their informative nature.

Albummaster because albummaster is master (and wonderful) and leader of this website 🫢 But seriously... he can see the lighter side of things and there have been spectacular quips in the past.

Norman Bates and Mr Shankly were great for tolerating and both extremely good when it comes to music knowledge. I could imagine when I was driving the batman car in the playground at Nursery they had greater knowings of all things guitar and alternative than I do now. That's almost 20 years ago now! Neither had the audacity to call Nicky Wire "Richey's ugly friend" like a big meany user who will not be named...

As this has turned into more of a Outlaw giving thanks thread rather than on great individual posts I'll just list users who I generally like because they are cool to me, here goes: Necharsian, harkan, Romaneli, Itisit, lethalnizzle, Higherthan the sun, Hayden, DGGD (or something like that), albummaster, joyofdivision and some others I bound to have forgot. All have made good posts because Outlaw thinks you're awesome!

purple and harkan big thanks for sending me presents �'� �'�

The BEA novel thread was amazing post after amazing post.

Radiohead vs The Beatles - great stuff.

Lovely.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Norman Bates — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:28:51 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 03/12/2013 09:28

JMan's recently been giving me a lot of laughs. I still can't decide whether he writes those on purpose or actually posts whatever goes through his mind, but in any case that's welcomingly refreshing. Last two I was exhilirated with : the Surfer Rosa on Cobain's list bit, the funniest being the insistance with which he seemed genuinely surprised by the absence of any Pixies album on this list, but never wondered who those 'Surfer Rosa' band were. Funny. Also, saying that The Beatles "were talented" (or "had talent", I don't remember) really made my day.

Keep 'em up JMan!

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:14:41 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/12/2013 01:14

Necharsian wrote:

Did the apple sauce thread get completely deleted? I wanna read it so badly!

Re: Your Favorite Posts

Necharsian — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:12:46 GMT

Author: Necharsian

Posted: 03/12/2013 01:12

Does anyone remember the super old thread that was something along the lines of "what will the overall chart look like in 30 years"? It didn't last too long, but it gave us probably the best BEA lore in Rabbit Lee. Ive tried searching for it, but to no avail.

Re: Your Favorite Posts

HigherThanTheSun — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:18:04 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 03/12/2013 00:18

Borve's posts are the ones which crack me up most, can't remember any specific ones right now but keep them up please.