Best Ever Albums

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videoheadcleaner — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 05:32:53 GMT

Author: videoheadcleaner

Posted: 03/20/2013 09:32

"The Cure are an an English punk, gothic, pop and mope-rock band of troglodytes that have slain brave adventurers and taken from them their rightful musical instruments. Armed with mopey black mandolins and a synthesizer that can only play one note at a time, they have sworn a quest to drown all that is interesting and good in alcohol. "

"Robert Smith's hair is not of this earth. "

"Disintegration (1989). This is probably one of Smith's most terrible recordings. As he recorded this album (originally called Disinterestification), Smith suffered severe dehydration which left him completely the same but thirsty and poor. Unable to handle the shock of working for a living, Smith began to hallucinate that his body was literally disintegrating, and to prevent this covered himself in industrial-strength adhesive. Due to general stickiness, his fingers would adhere to musical instruments as he played them, giving this album its signature "no-more-than-one-note-at-a-time" sound. 'Lovesong' is either the worst sincere song ever, or sincerely the worst song ever. Disintegration was the worst-reviewed Cure album to date. "

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cure

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Noise Pollution — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:12:12 GMT

Author: Noise Pollution

Posted: 03/19/2013 20:12

Ochurch25 wrote:

Any other good ones on the website?

There is one on Dave Grohl that I thought was pretty funny

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Necharsian — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:34:04 GMT

Author: Necharsian

Posted: 03/19/2013 19:34

Ahahah for all those struggling to hear a difference between black metal and death metal here it is:

"The vokills in a Death Metal band usually sound like some sort of cute animal being drowned in a bucket of ammonia. Black metal vokillz sound like Satan raping an ocelot in the forests of Carpathia or a bird being strangled by the tentacles of Cthulhu."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Metal

Perfect.

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:28:54 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 19:28

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic

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MrFrogger — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:05:45 GMT

Author: MrFrogger

Posted: 03/19/2013 19:05

"Animal Collective began as a commune for escaped farm animals in lower bottom side Manhattan founded by the legendary "a /b/ tard" (Portner the Horse), "Gynecologist" (Flying Squirrel Weitz), "Pedo Bear" (Barry Bear) and "Dickin'" (a smelly yuppie from Williambsurg)."

I lol'd so hard.

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:03:34 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 19:03

"In 2009, Pitchfork officially named Animal Collective the new Radiohead.

In 2010, Pitchfork officially named Kanye West the new David Bowie.

In 2011, Pitchfork officially named Tyler The Creator the new Kanye West."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pitchfork_Media

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Patman360 — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:48:53 GMT

Author: Patman360

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:48

“I don't understand what they're doing, but I respect what they're doing. Hah, just kidding. I think they're shit.”
Oscar Wilde on Sonic Youth

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Youth

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MrFrogger — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:47:48 GMT

Author: MrFrogger

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:47

Read the article on the blue man group

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Man_Group

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:47:34 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:47

The Beatles page has been changed, but it used to title them as 'the most prominent Oasis cover band'.

Made me lol.

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:42:54 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:42

"Thom Yorke sings every Radiohead song except for "Fitter Happier", a song sung by guest star Stephen Hawking"

This is gold

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:41:58 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:41

Ochurch25 wrote:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Depression
The redirect at the top.

"Did you mean Radiohead?"

I lol'd

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:35:16 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:35

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Depression
The redirect at the top.

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Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:32:39 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:32

If I remember correctly the one on the White Stripes was pretty hysterical. Also the one on India was amazing if you are either Indian or have a lot of Indian friends

Uncyclopedia

Anonymous — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:27:17 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 03/19/2013 18:27

This article about R.E.M. is amazing.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/R.E.M.

Any other good ones on the website?