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Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Jackwc — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 15:30:10 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 04/04/2013 19:30

Oh, to actually answer the topic question:

It all depends on what organs you share. However, even if you had separate lungs, your twin's cancer would eventually enter your half of the body.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Patman360 — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 12:28:45 GMT

Author: Patman360

Posted: 04/04/2013 16:28

Defago wrote:

I'd probably be the smoking twin.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Facetious — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 11:59:47 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 04/04/2013 15:59

Romanelli wrote:

What I love about outlaw is that he is so good at being random.

To me, that is a really admirable quality.

This.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Cymro2011 — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 11:20:26 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 04/04/2013 15:20

Happymeal wrote:

Question:

If you were to have sex with your clone, would it be considered masturbation.

No, it would be like having gay sex with your twin.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 11:19:17 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 15:19

Question:

If you were to have sex with your clone, would it be considered masturbation.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Facetious — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 11:09:18 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 04/04/2013 15:09

In the tradition of the immortal RFNAPLES, my answer is No.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Norman Bates — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 08:12:19 GMT

Author: Norman Bates

Posted: 04/04/2013 12:12

an_outlaw wrote:

...and they started smoking. Like, would you be cool with that? It is their body and they can do what they like with it... except it is your body as well. You wouldn't be smoking but at the same time you'll get most/all of the health problems from it. It's a bit of a jerkish thing for them to do. I mean, would you want your conjoined twin to start smoking? :?

You're sick.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

HigherThanTheSun — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 07:50:11 GMT

Author: HigherThanTheSun

Posted: 04/04/2013 11:50

Magenta wrote:

I think if I had a conjoined twin, whether he smoked or not would be the very least of my worries... !

:?

Yep, smoking would be way down my list of worries if I had a conjoined twin.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Cymro2011 — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 07:11:16 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 04/04/2013 11:11

Just break his arm(s). Can't smoke if you have nothing to hold it with.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

sheep21 — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 04:23:06 GMT

Author: sheep21

Posted: 04/04/2013 08:23

Outlaw this thread is truly inspirational.

Answering the question:

I would punch my conjoined twin until he stopped.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Jackwc — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 02:30:44 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 04/04/2013 06:30

Aliens.

What if you shoot one?

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Romanelli — Thu, 4 Apr 2013 01:12:40 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 04/04/2013 05:12

What I love about outlaw is that he is so good at being random.

To me, that is a really admirable quality.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 21:51:13 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 01:51

Outlaw...You win at life.

Anyways, I'd probably tell him/her to stop, and if him/her didn't, I would pee on his foot next time I had to use the bathroom. The fucker. And of course, I'd try to grate him/her off of my body with a cheese grater.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 21:39:21 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 01:39

nutso42 wrote:

I'd punch him in the face till he stopped.

my whole family would punch him in the face until he stopped.

Outlaw: the man of a million thoughts.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 21:34:35 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 01:34

I'd punch him in the face till he stopped.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 21:06:53 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 01:06

I think if I had a conjoined twin, whether he smoked or not would be the very least of my worries... !

😕

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

revolver94 — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 21:03:34 GMT

Author: revolver94

Posted: 04/04/2013 01:03

I mean yeah, a lot of us smoke cigarettes (myself included), but I think outlaw has a good question here. I mean, certainly there are things you wouldn't want to deal with... for example, if the twin got a dick tattooed on his face. You'd still have to deal with the social consequences of that (if you can even get beyond the conjoined twin aspect barrier haha).

I think you'd just have to discuss it, there's no "right" answer, just find a balance between "freedom" and tolerance.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Defago — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 20:46:51 GMT

Author: Defago

Posted: 04/04/2013 00:46

I'd probably be the smoking twin.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 20:42:33 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 00:42

Outlaw should have his own talk show.

Re: Say you had a conjoined twin...

Anonymous — Wed, 3 Apr 2013 20:33:52 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/04/2013 00:33

an_outlaw wrote:

As long as he also bought me cigs I'd be cool with it.