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Re: Unconventional sex

SamuelPear — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:23:42 GMT

Author: SamuelPear

Posted: 04/27/2013 16:23

swedenman wrote:

Bahahahahaha, I get it.

Both got it !

Re: Unconventional sex

Patman360 — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:48:51 GMT

Author: Patman360

Posted: 04/27/2013 12:48

pearljammer13 wrote:

Meh it's best when you're on the tractor itself and contort yourself in crazy positions. And yes it has to been a John Deere. Just something about that classic John Deere green that gets my motor running. Especially when it's motor is also running.

Interesting. 🤔
I live on a farm, yet I've never considered trying it on a tractor, time to convince my girlfriend this is a good idea. 😎

Re: Unconventional sex

pearljammer13 — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:34:06 GMT

Author: pearljammer13

Posted: 04/27/2013 12:34

Patman360 wrote:

What if you were to have a trailer attached to the tractor and put the horse on the trailer? Would that still have the same effect? Also, does the tractor brand affect the quality of the sex? :-k

Re: Unconventional sex

Patman360 — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:05:34 GMT

Author: Patman360

Posted: 04/27/2013 12:05

pearljammer13 wrote:

I prefer sex involving a horse in one way or another . Also, banging on a John Deere tractor is pretty great. But horse sex on a John Deere tractor doesn't work logistically, as the horse is too big to fit on the tractor comfortably.

What if you were to have a trailer attached to the tractor and put the horse on the trailer? Would that still have the same effect? Also, does the tractor brand affect the quality of the sex? 🤔

Re: Unconventional sex

drakonium — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:52:33 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 04/27/2013 11:52

Cymro2011 wrote:

I'm assuming your hunt for shemales hasn't been successful?

Yeah, they're harder to find than I thought. It may be the fact that I'm only interested when they're under 12, though.

Re: Unconventional sex

Cymro2011 — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:40:55 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 04/27/2013 11:40

drakonium wrote:

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I'm assuming your hunt for shemales hasn't been successful?

Re: Unconventional sex

drakonium — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:16:50 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 04/27/2013 11:16

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Re: Unconventional sex

pearljammer13 — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:15:25 GMT

Author: pearljammer13

Posted: 04/27/2013 01:15

I prefer sex involving a horse in one way or another . Also, banging on a John Deere tractor is pretty great. But horse sex on a John Deere tractor doesn't work logistically, as the horse is too big to fit on the tractor comfortably.

Re: Unconventional sex

Anonymous — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:58:32 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/26/2013 18:58

Cymro2011 wrote:

Chandler Bing?

Bahahahahaha, I get it.

Re: Unconventional sex

Anonymous — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:24:24 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/26/2013 16:24

I'm a total vacuous space magnet 😎

Re: Unconventional sex

Cymro2011 — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:26:46 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 04/26/2013 12:26

SamuelPear wrote:

I love Shark Porn ! Yeah, like watching sharks and get it on !

Chandler Bing?

Re: Unconventional sex

19loveless91 — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 06:00:33 GMT

Author: 19loveless91

Posted: 04/26/2013 10:00

I have loads of unconventional sex. The other person isn't even there!

Re: Unconventional sex

SamuelPear — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:56:54 GMT

Author: SamuelPear

Posted: 04/26/2013 09:56

I love Shark Porn ! Yeah, like watching sharks and get it on !

Re: Unconventional sex

Cymro2011 — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 04:32:54 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 04/26/2013 08:32

Jackwc wrote:

I once ate a brownie out of a girl's crotch after ramming it in there good. This was of course followed by me giving her a pair of texas rop handcuffs to the bedpost and another pair on her feet, binding her like a snake, gagging her with her own panties, and then proceeding to tease her nipples with a BBQ lighter and a block of ice. After some rough choking, spitting, hair-pulling, and foot play (the later having always been one of her favourites), she re-appropriated the lower rope as a lash and then lashing me before hog tying me and proceeding to attempt some makeshift sexual positions that the kama sutra could only dream of. What followed one the bonds were cut (only figuratively, why cut perfectly good pink rope?) was some violent free-form fucking at every end of the room, even pressed up against the open window from which daylight was just beginning to break. Thanks to the drugs this had all gone on for maybe about ten hours.

This was followed by gentle cuddling.

Dayum. This is why the internet exists.

Re: Unconventional sex

CaptainFicus — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:21:23 GMT

Author: CaptainFicus

Posted: 04/26/2013 06:21

Jackwc wrote:

I...well....what??

Re: Unconventional sex

MrFrogger — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:21:03 GMT

Author: MrFrogger

Posted: 04/26/2013 05:21

Jackwc wrote:

Jackie just won the thread, everyone else get out

Re: Unconventional sex

Jasonconfused — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:18:44 GMT

Author: Jasonconfused

Posted: 04/26/2013 05:18

Jackwc wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Re: Unconventional sex

Jackwc — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:10:38 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 04/26/2013 05:10

I once ate a brownie out of a girl's crotch after ramming it in there good. This was of course followed by me giving her a pair of texas rop handcuffs to the bedpost and another pair on her feet, binding her like a snake, gagging her with her own panties, and then proceeding to tease her nipples with a BBQ lighter and a block of ice. After some rough choking, spitting, hair-pulling, and foot play (the later having always been one of her favourites), she re-appropriated the lower rope as a lash and then lashing me before hog tying me and proceeding to attempt some makeshift sexual positions that the kama sutra could only dream of. What followed one the bonds were cut (only figuratively, why cut perfectly good pink rope?) was some violent free-form fucking at every end of the room, even pressed up against the open window from which daylight was just beginning to break. Thanks to the drugs this had all gone on for maybe about ten hours.

This was followed by gentle cuddling.

Re: Unconventional sex

Anonymous — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:13:53 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 04/26/2013 03:13

I guess it just comes down to preference, I always prefer a purely organic sexual experience but I could see how that could also be viewed as somewhat limited or even conservative.

I do think though that the idea of "conventional sex" is really hard to define without pointing out the stereotypical heterosexual view of a man and a woman and straight missionary sexual intercourse. I doubt that's how onlyt To many that situation never even comes up, so there is, and sorry to keep bringing this point up in any conversation here, no objective "conventional sex". I think it's just interesting to see how one can open up about the different ways of viewing how sex can be practiced (silly word but no better word comes to mind) and enjoyed, as often it's suprising what one can come up with going on pure instinct.

Yes personally, as alluded to before, Im always into thighs and legs, and often I like to position myself so that the center of the thigh is touching the biottom of the .
fuck Im crazy tonight sorry

Re: Unconventional sex

Jasonconfused — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:35:15 GMT

Author: Jasonconfused

Posted: 04/26/2013 02:35

Saoirse wrote:

I think you can really tell a person's creativity and enthusiasm if they're willing to just work with what they have.

Funny, I find the opposite to be true. A lot of people are too shy to experiment with devices so I can appreciate when someone is creative, enthusiastic, and comfortable enough to use any available means to experience as much pleasure as possible. That being said, I don't value all-natural sex any less.