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Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Thu, 31 Oct 2013 13:18:27 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/31/2013 17:18

tekin wrote:

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why is that whenever I stretch my leg, my spit flies farther?

Yours truly,
Yağmacı

Am I supposed to understand something sexual here ?

Cymro2011 wrote:

Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged, there's a pain where there once was a heart, it's sleeping, it's beating
can't you please tear it out and preserve it right there in that jar?

May the good lord shine a light on you
Make every song your favourite tune

nutso42 wrote:

Dear Doctor CellarDoor,

I recently posted a question to a so-called "Doctor" in the Random Chat thread. Despite answering everyone else, the doctor completely ignored me, spouting off some garbage about a "PayPal account".

So my question is, why do doctors on music forums hate me so much? Is it jealousy? My breath??

- Sincerely, Nutso

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Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

Facetious — Thu, 31 Oct 2013 09:28:27 GMT

Author: Facetious

Posted: 10/31/2013 13:28

Jackwc wrote:

Ahahaha, this thread is gold.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

SingingPeasant96 — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 23:41:08 GMT

Author: SingingPeasant96

Posted: 10/31/2013 03:41

Jackwc wrote:

Ahahaha, this thread is gold.

think he quits now though

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 22:22:13 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/31/2013 02:22

Dear Doctor CellarDoor,

I recently posted a question to a so-called "Doctor" in the Random Chat thread. Despite answering everyone else, the doctor completely ignored me, spouting off some garbage about a "PayPal account".

So my question is, why do doctors on music forums hate me so much? Is it jealousy? My breath??

- Sincerely, Nutso

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

Jackwc — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 21:47:29 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 10/31/2013 01:47

Ahahaha, this thread is gold.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

Cymro2011 — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 19:53:10 GMT

Author: Cymro2011

Posted: 10/30/2013 23:53

Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged, there's a pain where there once was a heart, it's sleeping, it's beating
can't you please tear it out and preserve it right there in that jar?

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 19:42:52 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 10/30/2013 23:42

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why is that whenever I stretch my leg, my spit flies farther?

Yours truly,
Yağmacı

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

ShaneSpear — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 19:34:20 GMT

Author: ShaneSpear

Posted: 10/30/2013 23:34

CellarDoor wrote:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop consulting for today and try something called sleep therapy.

zzzzzzzzz

Geez, of all the lazy...

All you need is a drinking problem and a 10 handicap now and you're a seasoned veteran.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 19:01:14 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/30/2013 23:01

I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop consulting for today and try something called sleep therapy.

zzzzzzzzz

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:57:37 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:57

Romanelli wrote:

Dear Dr. Cellar,

I have to go out, and I can't find my car keys. Can you tell me where they are?

Thanks!

Your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Something like "Stay in today, drink a beer and watch some baseball". You should pay more attention to these little signs.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

Romanelli — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:53:44 GMT

Author: Romanelli

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:53

Dear Dr. Cellar,

I have to go out, and I can't find my car keys. Can you tell me where they are?

Thanks!

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:50:25 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:50

ShaneSpear wrote:

Dr. Cellar,

Can you listen to my heartbeat - delete beep beep BEEP?

No one man should have all that power
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

ShaneSpear — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:42:08 GMT

Author: ShaneSpear

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:42

Dr. Cellar,

Can you listen to my heartbeat - delete beep beep BEEP?

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:41:32 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:41

19loveless91 wrote:

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why does it hurt when i pee?

It's psychosomatic.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:41:16 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:41

alelsupreme wrote:

Dr. Cellar, what does the word "psychosomatic" mean?

Something to do with Dexter.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

CellarDoor — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:40:55 GMT

Author: CellarDoor

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:40

Jackwc wrote:

A thread where we can all just get out those very important questions we have to ask Cellar.

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why can I have casual intimacy with ease but become incredibly anxious when faced with the prospect a monogamous relationship, when I feel that that is what I really want and find such relationships far more satisfying?

Yours with love,
Jackwc
xo

Society wants you to be monogamous, you want to free.

Go into the wild.

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

19loveless91 — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:29:39 GMT

Author: 19loveless91

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:29

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why does it hurt when i pee?

Re: Dear Dr. Cellar,

alelsupreme — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:26:36 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:26

Dr. Cellar, what does the word "psychosomatic" mean?

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Jackwc — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:15:54 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 10/30/2013 22:15

A thread where we can all just get out those very important questions we have to ask Cellar.

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why can I have casual intimacy with ease but become incredibly anxious when faced with the prospect a monogamous relationship, when I feel that that is what I really want and find such relationships far more satisfying?

Yours with love,
Jackwc
xo