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Re: BEA Fanfictions

Anonymous — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 05:58:56 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/14/2014 10:58

I think the whole fanfic works well as a one-off or used in a more coherent fashion, but when we have an entire thread where there's a whole lot of different plots and attempts at it they start to feel pretty forced in trying to be really over-the-top and funny, though that's not a bite against anybody here who's participated. They all just tend to blur together than really stand out when taken in one sitting. Perhaps focus on one particular scenario and it's group of users and then expand it, give it depth, or I donno, I guess that's the rather incoherent BEA novel. Maybe Im all wrong and just an old fart who doesn't understand joy. Oh well

And Im not saying #Jherekosucksdicks is any kind of an exceptional exception here

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Anonymous — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 05:38:16 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/14/2014 10:38

IrishMusichead wrote:

Grrowal!
Swedenmanxsp4cetiger(or possibly Brandon but more offenses would be held)

There is no fiction, only alternate truth. I feed because I hunger. I hunt because I was hired to do so.

Re: BEA Fanfictions

drakonium — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 18:09:03 GMT

Author: drakonium

Posted: 02/13/2014 23:09

thesze fan fix are not very good sorry, even brandon hasn't ùmade a job xchich is really freat compared to the poenezzle thre best ui,n suck dicks ok

Re: BEA Fanfictions

alelsupreme — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 16:46:48 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 02/13/2014 21:46

Goodsir wrote:

ikr

I'm serious.

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Anonymous — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 15:58:37 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/13/2014 20:58

Goodsir wrote:

ikr

You always say this and if you reply you'll probably say the same thing again ikr. I hope this is the last time I'll write ikr; it looks lame ass

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Anonymous — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 12:52:23 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/13/2014 17:52

alelsupreme wrote:

Yeah, nothing else quite matches #Jherekosucksdicks.

ikr

Re: BEA Fanfictions

alelsupreme — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 12:38:13 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 02/13/2014 17:38

Jackwc wrote:

There is so little genuine humor to be found in this thread.

Yeah, nothing else quite matches #Jherekosucksdicks.

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Jackwc — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 01:28:35 GMT

Author: Jackwc

Posted: 02/13/2014 06:28

There is so little genuine humor to be found in this thread.

Re: BEA Fanfictions

SquishypuffDave — Wed, 12 Feb 2014 22:42:01 GMT

Author: SquishypuffDave

Posted: 02/13/2014 03:42

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Antonio-Pedro — Wed, 12 Feb 2014 14:01:14 GMT

Author: Antonio-Pedro

Posted: 02/12/2014 19:01

Continuing....

Alelsupreme was falling, it seemed the end to him
But luckly on the street, an_outlaw was giving a celebratory party for the release of the new against me's album (with 11 guests). He set up a huge trampoline. Alel felt on the trampoline and then he was launched again to the top of the building. He arrived on the top of the building safe. But swedenman still was there.

- Why didn't you die? (said swedenman)
- I don't know, maybe i shouldn't die today (said alelsupreme)

Swedenman quickly got the fire hose again, but this time he increased some strenght on the water jet.

Swedenman launched the water jet again, this time alel was struck with so many strenght that he flied 4 km, he was about to fall when he had an idea. He opened his jacket and began to float. He couldn't believe on his eyes! Alel arrived safely on the street. He thought that everything was alright, he began to cry when he thought about "mod".
Alel was crossing the street when he listened to a familiar song. He went to the "the biggest......" museum. He was still listening to that song and he followed it. When he finally found the room from where that song was playing he entered it , the doors xlosed and he couldn't escape. He was still listening to the song,But that song was a old lullaby song. A song that he used to sing when he was a young boy.Boring and long. He felt in sleep.

Alel woke up in a enormous room with a huge glass on his front. His hands were tied and he couldn't move anything. He heard a familiar voice:
- Hahahahhahahahha (evil laugh) sooo mr. alelsupreme you are in the biggest micro waves in the world. You have two options, one. You will have to listen to hayden who's Blue and watch some icarly episodes. Or you can melt in this place.

Alel reflected

- well it cannot be bad so i will go with the first option.

[b] 2 minutes later [b/]

- OKAYYY DEATH IS BETTER PLEASE KILL ME ,BUT JUST STOP THAT!

Someone turns the micro waves on. Alelsupreme began to scream but his effort was in vain. The micro waves worked for 6 minutes and 66 seconds. When this time done benpaco opened the door. He saw alelsupreme melted like a vomit. He got all alel's liquid and put it in a sauce bottle. Swedenman said:
- we will sell this as a great mexican (ardida!!!) sauce bottle and everyone will loves it,then we will be rich!

Benpaco looked at swedenman with a strange face and said:
- Yes, we
hey swedenman why don't you check out if there isn't any eye in the micro waves?

Swedenman decided to help, when he entered benpaco closed the micro waves doors. And turned the machine on. Swedenman was cheated, and he melted too. Benpaco ran away before dawn, and couldn't get swedeman's body sauce.

Continue.... Again

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Antonio-Pedro — Wed, 12 Feb 2014 03:47:19 GMT

Author: Antonio-Pedro

Posted: 02/12/2014 08:47

A stupid story created by me

Alelsupreme, mod, swedenman, benpaco and Suedeswede in:
Parrots, Micro waves and siamese sex part one

Alelsupreme always had a special love for his parrot, he never knew when he came but he made a big difference in his life . The parrot was named "Mod " . Alelsupreme also never knew why he had that name . However what made Alel love "Mod " so much was that . " mod " had something special in his eyes and his presence brought to Alel good moments . When " Mod " was worried or scared , Alel played a bit of "The Stone Roses " with his guitar . He lived in the thirteenth floor of a building.
One night alel was listening to tribes of Papua New Guinea singing their version of " Wonderwall " . Then two men knocked on his door .Alelsupreme went to open the door, but " mod " was a with bad feeling . When he opened the door he saw who were those two men , Swedenman and benpaco .
They lived downstairs in the same building that Alel lived , they had come to check if Alel had made a lot of noise that night , they checked the entire apartment, when they arrived near to the alel's bedroom, they saw the parrot . Swedenman looked at the parrot in the eyes for a minute .
Wait ...... ( Said Swedenman )
- What ( said benpaco )
- It's Him (said swedenman ) get Him!.

Alel tried to avoid that swedenman and Benpaco got "mod" so he find a distraction for both, he distracted benpaco with floral pizzas, and he distracted swedenman with a three pages quiz of "Frozen".

Alel Got "mod" and he got out of the building. He got his little red fiat uno and sped up to 320 km/h (what is impossible with a normal fiat uno, but alel's fiat uno was a "Gran Turismo" special version one). When benpaco and swedenman noted that alel had gone they got their car and followed alelsupreme. Alel's idea was to take "mod" to the highest building of the town, and then let he free.

When alel stoped his car in front of the highest building of the town he knew that his time with "mod" was finishing. Alel didn't see swedenman or benpaco but he climbed all the 40 floors, when he reached to the top of the building, alel said:
- Goodbye mod, i will love you always.

Alel let mod fly, mod flied for some place away, but alel was happy about that.
Alel was on the top of the building when swedenman find him. Swedeman was with a huge fire hose
- Where is him? (asked swedenman)
- he is free now (said alelsupreme)

Swedenman got angry, he threw the strong water jet in alelsupreme, when the water jet hit alel, he fell from the top of the building, it seemed the end of alel's life........

Continue...

Re: BEA Fanfictions

SuedeSwede — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 14:23:28 GMT

Author: SuedeSwede

Posted: 02/11/2014 19:23

The Adventures of The Poe, RFNaples, Precedent and JMan: The Prequel

The Poe never did like humans, but he was surrounded by them. To be precise, 1 of them, his best friend who he lived with in a flat. This was before The Poe became all different and enjoyed pop classics such as 'Kid A'. But The Poe had one night accidentally stumbled across Boredoms' 'Vision Creation Newsun'. He liked how it sounded and tried to find some more, flocking to backyardgypsy's chart. After awhile, The Poe was listening to (or at least trying to) 10 hours of music a day. It wasn't enough to satisfy his needs, so he had to kill his flatmate and flee far, far away. After running 12 miles non-stop, The Poe found a tall, tall rocky mountain nearby a waterfall. He wanted to do everything he could to escape human contact, and decided to climb the mountain. On his way up accidentally eyeing a Meat Loaf CD. It got in the way of the narrow path, so he threw it down (this will be relevant later). Once he had made the top, he decided this was where he would live. He devised a very clever plan to gather food without having to leave the mountain and to magically build a comfortable home on top of the mountain (I won't go into detail as I have no idea how one would go about doing this). When everything was done with, The Poe could increase his daily music listening to 15 hours. Yay for The Poe!

JMan didn't always have a bat-head. He developed it. It just so happens that the Meat Loaf record that The Poe dropped (told you it'd be relevant) was found another few days later, by JMan, who then didn't know any music. He listened to it non-stop for ages, and to his surprised turned into a bat out of hell.

Precedent's hate for gay marriage is actually logical. One time a gay guy tried to fuck his dog after having a lucid dream about gay marriage. This horrified him and he decided to protest against gay marriage because of that incident. But, sometimes, he'll deny that case and just say that he actually just meant a more liberal America by using the term 'bestiality'.

And RFNaples, well... he is just RFNaples.

Re: BEA Fanfictions

alelsupreme — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 12:51:29 GMT

Author: alelsupreme

Posted: 02/11/2014 17:51

Patman360 wrote:

Someone here may want to continue this.

Oh fuck, I never did follow up on the whole Eggman thing did I?

Re: BEA Fanfictions

WindowAbove — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 10:33:04 GMT

Author: WindowAbove

Posted: 02/11/2014 15:33

Lol these are hilarious guys, keep it up

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Antonio-Pedro — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 10:12:55 GMT

Author: Antonio-Pedro

Posted: 02/11/2014 15:12

Coming soon
Alelsupreme and Suedeswede in:
Micro-waves and siamese sex

Re: BEA Fanfictions

HazeyTwilight — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 08:04:53 GMT

Author: HazeyTwilight

Posted: 02/11/2014 13:04

A few fanfic title suggestions originated from the messed up dimension of my brain.

This Bate is lethal
lethalnezzlexNorman

Grrowal!
Swedenmanxsp4cetiger(or possibly Brandon but more offenses would be held)

I'll make you croak and you'll make me go "Aow Aow Aooow!"
MrFroggerxSilverWalrus

These are just titles and I might not even write them because of time consumption but you can take it up or whatever make a profit out of it and continue the legacy anyway I'm out

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Anonymous — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 06:26:13 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/11/2014 11:26

Happymeal wrote:

While DBZ sounds like a nice guy, I joined the force a while ago. To be precise, the police department of illogical math equations. Dividing by zero is 100% against our policies which will force me to arrest DBZ.

Re: BEA Fanfictions

Anonymous — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 06:21:14 GMT

Author: Anonymous

Posted: 02/11/2014 11:21

SuedeSwede wrote:

Happymeal and DBZ. Who would've guessed?

Re: BEA Fanfictions

RockyRaccoon — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 22:22:54 GMT

Author: RockyRaccoon

Posted: 02/11/2014 03:22

karbutt wrote:

*slow clap*

*slow fap*

Re: BEA Fanfictions

karbutt — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 22:20:15 GMT

Author: karbutt

Posted: 02/11/2014 03:20

*slow clap*