He gave Canadian baseball its most historic moment, much to the chagrin of Phillies fans such as myself (but really, no offense, I was too young to remember it).
I remember it... Touch them all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger one! _________________ Finnegan was super bad-ass.
Allright since we are in quarantine I thought it was finally time to finish one long slumbering giant of this thread that I started like seven years ago and abandoned multiple times, there are so many characters I want to use I dug up a lot of past members- so bear with me, it will probably be done in 3 parts or so. Anyhoo..
(and don't worry, I will be doing Tiger King soon enough)
"Alcohol: the cause, and solution to, all of life's problems"
19loveless91- Marge Simpson
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"Those magazines cause a dangerous amount of laughter"
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Hayden- Lisa Simpson
"My Brother is using worms. But I, who feel the tranqulity far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am Using Nothing"
Jackwc- Bart Simpson
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Brun027- Maggie Simpson
Mythtall- Grandpa Simpson
"I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to marganville, which is what they called shelbyville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time, Now to take the ferry cost the nickel, and in those days the nickel had a picture of bumblebees on them, "Give me Five bees for a quarter" they'd say, NOW
Skinny- Groundskeeper Willie
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"GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"
NormanBates- Sideshow Bob
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"Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! 'Attempted murder'? Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for 'attempted chemistry'?"
Bertrandu- Cecil Terwilliger
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Baystateoftheart- Mayor Quimby
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"PEOPLE, PEOPLE, CALM DOWN! Now I know we're all frightened and horny"
"This just in: Pitchfork gives scathing review to Greta Van Fleet. Honest anaylsis or cultural sabotage? But first, for My Two Cents: I Think You're all taking crazy pills!"
"Last Night, I left the toylet seat up. Dat's the Joke."
TracyJacks- Mona Simpson
"His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion. Of change."
Tilly- Hank Scorpio
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"Hey, look at my feet. You like those Moccassins. Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Kool Keith Sweat- Bleeding Gums Murphy
JasonConfused- Otto
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"I'm Otto. I Like to get Blott-O"
AntonioPedro- Dr. Nick
"Imflammable" means flammable? Wow, wut a country!"
"These campaign buttons are all partisan. Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win", "Let's have a good, clean election", that sort of thing?"
Fischman- Agnes Skinner
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"Kids are so fat today. Is there anyway to make money off of that?"
Jbarajas- Apu
Rikuff- Luigi Risotto
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RoundtheBend- Professor Frink
"Glaven."
Desu79- Uter
Samuel Pear and Yann- Ugolin & Cesar
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"Anti-freeze in wine?"
Eggman- Alison Taylor
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"We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person."
Theycallmestacey- Ashley Grant
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Rockinsteve- Birch Barlow
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DividesbyGabe- Mushroom Coyote
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Allabaster- Leonard Nimoy
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"A Soler Eclipse. The cosmic ballet... goes on"
Mancsoulsister- Belle
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"Those seem a little advanced for you"
Hairymarx1- Jasper Johns
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Satiemaniac- Frank Grimes
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"This place is INSANE! I TELL YOU! INSANE"
Gowi- Moe
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"I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish."
Borve- Barney
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"I'm just sayin' that when we die, there's going to be one planet for the french, a planet for the chinese, and we're all going to be a lot happier"
Captain_Dude- Rex Banner
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"Well, you all know what laughter sounds like"
SSSVNNNN- Horst
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"Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sgt. Schultze on Hogan's Heroes?"
Lyle Lanley- Polythene Pam
"Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!"
BEA Forums & Kidamnesiac- Itchy & Scratchy
YoungPunk- Roy
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"I'm moving out, with a couple of very sexy ladies"
FatherTime- Poochie
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"Whenever Poochie's out of the room, they should all be asking "Where's Poochie?"
Happymeal & Temporary 33- Patty & Selma
"The older they get, the cuter they ain't"
Anti- Dredrick Tatum
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"I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. (They have a mother). Oh, I'd imagine she'd die of grief"
Harvos- Jerry Rude
"How big is your weiner"
Sideshow Mel- Nutso42
"KRUSSTTYYYY"
Lurleen Lumpkin- Thad
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Applerill- John
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"The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?"
Uninformed Opinion- Gil Gunderson
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Stover75- Hugh Parkfield
"I finished it ages ago"
Herman- Scotty Baboon
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"When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. You all got the water balloons?"
Drakonium & Brandon Meow- Fluffy & Fuzzy Bunny
"And they never ruined their fun by giving into their THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES"
Noisy Beast- Bus Gremlin
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Nick Volos & AAL_2014- Munchie & Seth
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"Woahhhh. Get a load of Captain Bring-down"
Thajoj96- Linguo
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"Linguo. IS. Dead"
After Hours- Comic Book Guy
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"Hurry Up, I'm a busy man"
AgainstMeAgainstYou- Back to Winnipeg!
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CellarDoor- Dr Foster
Domme Damian- Leon Kapowski
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Korembi-D- Tobias Drundridge
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"It circles clock-woise, sir"
Musicoed- Superintendent Chalmers
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"SKIIIINNERRRRR!"
Reverend Lovejoy- Romanelli
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"Oh everything's a sin Marge. Have you ever actually sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom"
Maybe I've lost my mind from this lockdown but I'm currently crying laughing at this, some absolutely perfect calls in there and a lot of old names I haven't seen around here for far too long, great stuff as always! _________________
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