Best Movie Quotes

[JMan]

"I'm your huckleberry." - Val Kilmer, from Tombstone
"You aimin' to help me find some?" John Wayne, from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[Kiki]

"No, I am your Dad"

"OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[SuedeSwede]

"Here's looking at you, kid"
- Casablanca

"After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs."
- Annie Hall
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[sp4cetiger]

"My meats. I... used... preservatives..."

- Motel Hell (1980)

[Goodsir]

"Let everything that's been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win."
-Stalker

[SquishypuffDave]

"I made my family invisible!"
- Home Alone

"I'm on top of the world!"
- Titanic

"I am the police!"
- Judge Dredd

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah motherfucker!"
- Die Hard

"The name is James. James Bond."
- James Bond, The Movie

"You're gonna need a big boat."
- Jaws

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need them."
- Back To The Future

"Who do you call?"
- Ghostbusters

[pa]

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?"
- Full Metal Jacket

Sam: There's all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you like even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
Danny: Dead?
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand

“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”
- The Perks of Being a Wallflower

"...Plus, I haven't gotten my period in, like, two months, which is really weird, because I've mostly just been doing anal..."
- We're the Millers

[nutso42]

Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a fighting, and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a winning! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count!

- The Night of the Hunter

[JMan]

"Boy, you must really suck!" - Kel Mitchell, from Good Burger.

[Norman Bates]

"- Roger O Thornhill. What does the O stand for?
- Nothing."

North by Northwest