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Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona: Yes, But It’s a Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everythang.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us about Our Grand Kids and Our Voting Skills.
Georgia: We Put the Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money).
Idaho: More than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We’re Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Illinois: Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”.
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas: First of The Rectangle states.
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden‘s and Our Senators Are More Corrupt.
Michigan: First Line of Defense from the Canadians.
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes…And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes.
Mississippi: Come Visit and Feel Better about Your Own State.
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, & Honest Elections.
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent; You Have the Right to an Attorney, and No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable.
North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan.
Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing.
Oregon: Spotted Owl… It’s What’s For Dinner.
Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal.
Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY an Island.
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet!
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas: Se Hable Ingles.
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont: Too Liberal for the Kennedys.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
Washington: Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family…Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain.
The District of Columbia: The Work-Free, Drug Place.
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