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SquishypuffDave
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Age: 33
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- #1
- Posted: 04/24/2016 03:53
- Post subject: Top 5 Albums To Bring With You When Time Travelling
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You've got a time machine and your iPod is broken. If you bring more than 5 albums with you, they'll be disintegrated during the journey. (Hey, it's time travel. There are rules.)
You're going to medieval times or some shit. All the peasants and monks and dukes and bards want to learn of your future ways. Which albums would you play for them?
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 27
Location: California
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RoundTheBend
I miss the comfort in being sad
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undefined
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- #4
- Posted: 04/24/2016 05:10
- Post subject: Re: Top 5 Albums To Bring With You When Time Travelling
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| SquishypuffDave wrote: | | If you bring more than 5 albums with you, they'll be disintegrated during the journey |
please elaborate on how this process works exactly. Could I per se snort the resultant album dust?
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SquishypuffDave
Gender: Male
Age: 33
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- #5
- Posted: 04/24/2016 05:31
- Post subject: Re: Top 5 Albums To Bring With You When Time Travelling
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| dividesbyzero wrote: | | please elaborate on how this process works exactly. Could I per se snort the resultant album dust? |
The time machine has highly calibrated object-recognition software and will remove whatever it perceives as non-essential luggage, so as to crack down on inter-dimensional smuggling. The disintegration process involves a swarm of targeted nanobots. You could snort the album dust, but then you'd also get cancer, so as to crack down on inter-dimensional hallucinogenic album dust smuggling.
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jackbrown8786
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- Posted: 04/24/2016 06:30
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lol, when all they have is lutes and hand drums and you play for them:
Slayer - Reign in Blood
Parliament - Mothership Connection
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Radiohead - Kid A
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
ofc you get burned at the stake b4 you can flip the sh*& over....
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undefined
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- #7
- Posted: 04/25/2016 06:36
- Post subject: Re: Top 5 Albums To Bring With You When Time Travelling
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| SquishypuffDave wrote: | | The time machine has highly calibrated object-recognition software and will remove whatever it perceives as non-essential luggage, so as to crack down on inter-dimensional smuggling. The disintegration process involves a swarm of targeted nanobots. You could snort the album dust, but then you'd also get cancer, so as to crack down on inter-dimensional hallucinogenic album dust smuggling. |
well then of course the answer is to pack up an absolute fuckload of excess albums and a funnel to put all the dust in a bunch of vials to sell as carcinogenic bio weapons in the past.
Not sure what my first 5 would be just yet though...
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