Your Life According To Your Favourite Artist

[Polythene Pam]

BECK

Are you a male or female:
Girl

Describe yourself:
Paper Tiger

How do you feel:
Guess I'm doing fine

Describe where you currently live:
Pressure Zone

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Volcano

Your favourite form of transportation:
Motorcade

Your best friend is:
Jack-ass

You and your best friends are:
Where It's At

What's the weather like:
Earthquake Weather

Favorite time of day:
Sunday Sun

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Horrible Fanfare/Landslide Exoskeleton

What is life to you:
Motherfucker

Your last relationship:
Lost Cause... (because you didn't see that coming)

Your fear:
Elevator Music

What is the best advice you have to give:
Go It Alone

Thought for the day:
Lord Only Knows

How I would like to die:
Already Dead

My soul's present condition:
Missing

My motto:
It's All In Your Mind

[GARY]

[Polythene Pam]

[Juan Schwartz]

The Replacements

Are you a male or female:
20th Century Boy

Describe yourself:
White and Lazy

How do you feel:
Careless

Describe where you currently live:
Anywhere's Better Than Here

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Happy Town

Your favourite form of transportation:
Tiny Paper Plane

Your best friend is:
Alex Chilton

You and your best friends are:
Bastards of Young

What's the weather like:
Dose of Thunder

Favorite time of day:
The Last

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Ledge

What is life to you:
Perfectly Lethal

Your last relationship:
Nobody

Your fear:
Rattlesnake

What is the best advice you have to give:
Shape Up

Thought for the day:
Gary's Got A Boner

How I would like to die:
More Cigarettes

My soul's present condition:
Treatment Bound

My motto:
Color Me Impressed

[LuukTheMaster]

Pick your Artist: Dire Straits

Are you a male or female:
Les Boys

Describe yourself:
Angel Of Mercy

How do you feel:
Private Investigations

Describe where you currently live:
On Every Street

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Wild West End

Your favourite form of transportation:
Heavy Fuel

Your best friend is:
Brothers In Arms

You and your best friends are:
Lions

What's the weather like:
It Never Rains

Favorite time of day:
Why Worry

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Walk Of Life

What is life to you:
My Parties

Your last relationship:
Romeo And Juliet

Your fear:
Industrial Disease

What is the best advice you have to give:
Ride Across The River

Thought for the day:
Calling Elvis

How I would like to die:
Ticket To Heaven

My soul's present condition:
Private Investigations

[Guest]

Band: The Smiths

Are you a male or female:
Girl Afraid

Describe yourself:
Some Girls are bigger than others

How do you feel:
Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Describe where you currently live:
A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Back to the Old House

Your favourite form of transportation:
Rubber Ring

Your best friend is:
Sheila Take a Bow

You and your best friends are:
Sweet and Tender Hooligan

What's the weather like:
Golden Lights

Favorite time of day:
This Night Has Opened My Eyes

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Bigmouth Strikes Again

What is life to you:
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out

Your last relationship:
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

Your fear:
Panic

What is the best advice you have to give:
Money Changes Everything

Thought for the day:
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby

How I would like to die:
Well I Wonder

My soul's present condition:
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want

My motto:
Accept Yourself

[Mother Nature's Son]

Pick your Artist: The Beatles (again)

Are you a male or female:
Mother Nature's Son

Describe yourself:
The Fool On The Hill

How do you feel:
It's All Too Much

Describe where you currently live:
Here, There & Everywhere

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Across The Universe

Your favourite form of transportation:
Flying

Your best friend is:
Doctor Robert

You and your best friends are:
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill

What's the weather like:
Rain

Favorite time of day:
One After 909

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Magical Mystery Tour

What is life to you:
The Long And Winding Road

Your last relationship:
What Goes On

Your fear:
Taxman

What is the best advice you have to give:
Run For Your Life

Thought for the day:
I'll Follow The Sun

How I would like to die:
When I'm 64

My soul's present condition:
We Can Work It Out

My motto:
Let It Be

[revolver94]

Just scrolled through all of those so I wouldn't do a repeat. I've decided on the Beach Boys. Didn't read the questions, so here goes.

Pick your Artist: The Beach Boys

Are you a male or female:
When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)

Describe yourself:
I Just Wasn't Made For These Times

How do you feel:
Shut Down

Describe where you currently live:
Barnyard

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
I Wanna Be Around / Workshop

Your favourite form of transportation:
Little Honda

Your best friend is:
Wendy

You and your best friends are:
God Only Knows

What's the weather like:
The Warmth of the Sun

Favorite time of day:
409

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
California Saga

What is life to you:
It's OK

Your last relationship:
Getcha back

Your fear:
Til I Die

What is the best advice you have to give:
Sail on, Sailor

Thought for the day:
All This Is That

How I would like to die:
The Elements: Fire

My soul's present condition:
Forever

My motto:
Do It Again

[gussteivi]

Pick your Artist: The Mamas And The Papas

Are you a male or female:
Boys And Girls Together

Describe yourself:
Straight Shooter

How do you feel:
I Can't Wait

Describe where you currently live:
Creeque Alley

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Spanish Harlem

Your favourite form of transportation:
Midnight Voyage

Your best friend is:
Somebody Groovy

You and your best friends are:
Strange Young Girls

What's the weather like:
Look Through My Window

Favorite time of day:
Twelve Thirty

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Trip, Stumble And Fall

What is life to you:
Frustration

Your last relationship:
Go Where You Wanna Go

Your fear:
Dancing Bear

What is the best advice you have to give:
Free Advice

Thought for the day:
Sing For Your Supper

How I would like to die:
My Heart Stood Still

My soul's present condition:
Gotta Feelin'

My motto:
Did You Ever Want To Cry?

[videoheadcleaner]

Pick your Artist: JG Thirlwell (and all his monikers)

Are you a male or female:
Sick Man

Describe yourself:
Barbedwire Tumbleweed

How do you feel:
Lust For Death

Describe where you currently live:
I'll Meet You In Poland Baby

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Bedrock

Your favourite form of transportation:
Ezekiel's Wheels

Your best friend is:
Harold McMillan

You and your best friends are:
Love Amongst The Ruined

What's the weather like:
Here Comes The Rain

Favorite time of day:
Blessed Evening

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Am I Surrounded By Incompetence

What is life to you:
Cold Day In Hell

Your last relationship:
Chloe Don't Know I'm Alive

Your fear:
Planet of the Aches

What is the best advice you have to give:
(The Only Good Christian Is a) Dead Christian

Thought for the day:
Thank Heaven for Push Button Phones

How I would like to die:
Cirrhosis of the Heart

My soul's present condition:
Fighteous

My motto:
Don't Hide It Provide It