The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard

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thejoj96
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  • Posted: 01/14/2013 01:38
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Q: Why are elephants waterbottletheandistic?
A: Because they are Happymeals.
Happymeal
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thejoj96 wrote:
Q: Why are elephants waterbottletheandistic?
A: Because they are Happymeals.


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  • Posted: 01/14/2013 02:43
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I never had a father when I was young so I used to pretend the rubber from my pencil case was my dad.

Erased me well.
Happymeal
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One man's trash is another man's treasure,

that's all well and well, but it's a horrible way to tell your son he's adopted.
JMan
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My mom told me this:

What's God's favorite veggie?
World peas.
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JMan wrote:
My mom told me this:

What's God's favorite veggie?
World peas.


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JMan
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Happymeal wrote:
One man's trash is another man's treasure,

that's all well and well, but it's a horrible way to tell your son he's adopted.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
JMan
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This is a true story.

I went to a major church ceremony with a 68 year-old, bald ex-marine. There was this girl there about my age. The marine says to me, "If you got hair on your chest, you'll go ask her out." I think to myself about how this 68-year0old man doesn't even have hair on his head.
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