The worst/stupidest pun jokes you've ever heard
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- #31
- Posted: 01/14/2013 01:38
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Q: Why are elephants waterbottletheandistic?
A: Because they are Happymeals.
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- #32
- Posted: 01/14/2013 01:45
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| thejoj96 wrote: | Q: Why are elephants waterbottletheandistic?
A: Because they are Happymeals. |
Lol
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- #33
- Posted: 01/14/2013 02:43
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I never had a father when I was young so I used to pretend the rubber from my pencil case was my dad.
Erased me well.
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- #34
- Posted: 01/14/2013 03:01
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One man's trash is another man's treasure,
that's all well and well, but it's a horrible way to tell your son he's adopted.
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- #35
- Posted: 01/14/2013 19:32
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My mom told me this:
What's God's favorite veggie?
World peas.
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- #36
- Posted: 01/14/2013 19:34
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| JMan wrote: | My mom told me this:
What's God's favorite veggie?
World peas. |
🤣
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- #37
- Posted: 01/14/2013 19:41
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| Happymeal wrote: | One man's trash is another man's treasure,
that's all well and well, but it's a horrible way to tell your son he's adopted. |
🤣 🤣 🤣
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- #38
- Posted: 01/15/2013 22:27
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This is a true story.
I went to a major church ceremony with a 68 year-old, bald ex-marine. There was this girl there about my age. The marine says to me, "If you got hair on your chest, you'll go ask her out." I think to myself about how this 68-year0old man doesn't even have hair on his head.
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