Dear Dr. Cellar,

Jackwc · 2013-10-30T18:15:54-04:00

A thread where we can all just get out those very important questions we have to ask Cellar. Dear Dr. Cellar, Why can I have casual intimacy with ease but become incredibly anxious when faced with the prospect a monogamous relationship, when I feel that that is what I really want and find such relationships far more satisfying? Yours with love, Jackwc xo

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Poll: Is the doctor *really* in? Really truly?

Yes:		88%	[8]
No:		11%	[1]

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CellarDoor Shoe-Punk Loner Profile
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop consulting for today and try something called sleep therapy.

zzzzzzzzz
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ShaneSpear Thread Killah Moderator Profile

CellarDoor wrote:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop consulting for today and try something called sleep therapy.

zzzzzzzzz

Geez, of all the lazy...

All you need is a drinking problem and a 10 handicap now and you're a seasoned veteran.

Guest

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why is that whenever I stretch my leg, my spit flies farther?

Yours truly,
Yağmacı

Cymro2011 The Beatles were objectively average Profile
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Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged, there's a pain where there once was a heart, it's sleeping, it's beating
can't you please tear it out and preserve it right there in that jar?

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Ahahaha, this thread is gold.
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nutso42

Dear Doctor CellarDoor,

I recently posted a question to a so-called "Doctor" in the Random Chat thread. Despite answering everyone else, the doctor completely ignored me, spouting off some garbage about a "PayPal account".

So my question is, why do doctors on music forums hate me so much? Is it jealousy? My breath??

- Sincerely, Nutso

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Jackwc wrote:

Ahahaha, this thread is gold.

think he quits now though
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Jackwc wrote:

Ahahaha, this thread is gold.

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tekin wrote:

Dear Dr. Cellar,

Why is that whenever I stretch my leg, my spit flies farther?

Yours truly,
Yağmacı

Am I supposed to understand something sexual here ?

Cymro2011 wrote:

Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged, there's a pain where there once was a heart, it's sleeping, it's beating
can't you please tear it out and preserve it right there in that jar?

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nutso42 wrote:

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