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MrFrogger
Where am I
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Location: Oakland 
- #31
- Posted: 10/25/2013 00:03
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I'm going as "guy going to Flaming Lips concert"
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- #32
- Posted: 10/25/2013 01:22
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| MrFrogger wrote: | | I'm going as "guy going to Flaming Lips concert" |
Oh well this is awkward.
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MrFrogger
Where am I
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Location: Oakland
- #33
- Posted: 10/25/2013 01:30
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| SilverWalrus wrote: | | Oh well this is awkward. |
Fuck, I guess I have to change then. Alright, i'll be "guy going to a Tame Impala concert"
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- #34
- Posted: 10/28/2013 14:28
- Post subject: Re: Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul.
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| Necharsian wrote: | | SO WHAT ARE YOU PEEPS BEING FOR HALLOWEEN?? (if you're in a not-lame country that actually celebrates this spooky tradition) |
I'm in one of those places that doesn't do Halloween.
In fact, I was totally unaware this was coming up until I saw this thread.
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Necharsian
Best Ever User
Gender: Male
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- Posted: 10/28/2013 15:41
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Ahh Halloween is upon us again!
Im going as an owl this year (kind of an insider joke i have with some of my friends) and it's great. It's a onesie and its so warm might start wearing it as pajamas. Will post spooky pics eventually.
If anyone has any good owl-related pickup lines ill put them to good use.
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Jackwc
Queen Of The Forums
Location: Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible 
- #36
- Posted: 10/28/2013 18:54
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| Necharsian wrote: | Ahh Halloween is upon us again!
Im going as an owl this year (kind of an insider joke i have with some of my friends) and it's great. It's a onesie and its so warm might start wearing it as pajamas. Will post spooky pics eventually.
If anyone has any good owl-related pickup lines ill put them to good use. |
"Hey baby, I'd love to wrap my talons around you and quickly disembowel you with my mouth."
"Hey baby, as I'm nocturnal I can stay up aaaaall night loooong."
*creepily walk around party and/or club while craning your neck at weird angles to always be starring at the same girl's tits*
"Hey baby, as an owl my beak is short and downcurved, but my dick is long and upcurved."
"Hey baby, many species of owls have special flight feathers adapted for silent flight."
"Hey baby, nice hooters."
"Hey baby, the structure of an owl's foot is referred to as zygodactyl, which means that tow of the toes face forward while two face backward. This arrangement enables the owls to capture and grasp prey with greater ease. Sometimes, the third toe can be rotated forward into a position occasionally used for perching."
"Hey baby, let's fuck."
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- #37
- Posted: 10/29/2013 05:00
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| Jackwc wrote: | | "Hey baby, the structure of an owl's foot is referred to as zygodactyl, which means that tow of the toes face forward while two face backward. This arrangement enables the owls to capture and grasp prey with greater ease. Sometimes, the third toe can be rotated forward into a position occasionally used for perching." |
I can say from experience this one works every time
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- #38
- Posted: 10/31/2013 17:42
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Got a party tonight and I'll be going as a Ghostbuster.
Happy Halloween, y'all.
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