Im going as an owl this year (kind of an insider joke i have with some of my friends) and it's great. It's a onesie and its so warm might start wearing it as pajamas. Will post spooky pics eventually.
If anyone has any good owl-related pickup lines ill put them to good use.
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Im going as an owl this year (kind of an insider joke i have with some of my friends) and it's great. It's a onesie and its so warm might start wearing it as pajamas. Will post spooky pics eventually.
If anyone has any good owl-related pickup lines ill put them to good use.
"Hey baby, I'd love to wrap my talons around you and quickly disembowel you with my mouth."
"Hey baby, as I'm nocturnal I can stay up aaaaall night loooong."
*creepily walk around party and/or club while craning your neck at weird angles to always be starring at the same girl's tits*
"Hey baby, as an owl my beak is short and downcurved, but my dick is long and upcurved."
"Hey baby, many species of owls have special flight feathers adapted for silent flight."
"Hey baby, nice hooters."
"Hey baby, the structure of an owl's foot is referred to as zygodactyl, which means that tow of the toes face forward while two face backward. This arrangement enables the owls to capture and grasp prey with greater ease. Sometimes, the third toe can be rotated forward into a position occasionally used for perching."
"Hey baby, let's fuck." _________________ A dick that's bigger than the sun.
"Hey baby, the structure of an owl's foot is referred to as zygodactyl, which means that tow of the toes face forward while two face backward. This arrangement enables the owls to capture and grasp prey with greater ease. Sometimes, the third toe can be rotated forward into a position occasionally used for perching."
I can say from experience this one works every time
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