[benpaco]

The gang awoke to sirens and alarms the next morning. The BEAlluminati had found them on their quest, and were opening fire.

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They were getting the crap beaten out of them. Everybody thought that this was the end. Keith passed around his flask of spacewhiskey.

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And then, suddenly:

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"What the hell just happened?" asked Defago.
"Squishy just happened" replied Keith, hugging their newly arrived friend.
"Sorry I couldn't get here earlier guys. Looked like you were getting the crap beaten out of you. So now I'm here." Dave looked around, unimpressed by the design of the ship, and began writing ironic statements on the wall in his own blood.

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TO BE CONTINUED
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"While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth" - Frightened Rabbit

[benpaco]

The ship was still badly damaged, but the crew worked together to rebuild it.

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Or rather, everyone worked and Defago sat in the Med-Bay, locking everyone else out yelling how they owed him and that Barbie stuff was way too weird.

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It was then that the team received a transmission.

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"outpost?" said Saorise, "that's almost the same as outlaw! It must be a sign!" The team rushed away to find a cloaked ship.

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"This is perfect!" said Dave, "Of course he's cloaked himself, he doesn't want any of us to know what he looks like!"
Suddenly, obscure rap music you've probably never heard of started playing. "'Sup" came a voice.
"Is that-" Defago began.
"It can't be ..." responded Keith.

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"Wow very rare", the voice responded.

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TO BE CONTINUED
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"While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth" - Frightened Rabbit

[SuedeSwede]

[benpaco]

"But Geevy, where have you been? You've missed so much!" Saorise asked.
"Eh, just been doing my own thing darlings. got bored of the site and the constant circlejerking over white people with guitars."
"That doesn't sound like you, Geevy, you know your number one album is by-" Defago started
"Sh. Let's just appreciate this moment" Dave said as seriously as possible. He looked at them with a serious face for about three seconds, sucked his lips in, and laughed. The whole bunch then broke into uncontrollable laughter.
"K guys, next sector?"
"Next sector." came the cries from the newly bolstered crew.

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TO BE CONTINUED
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"While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth" - Frightened Rabbit

[benpaco]

As they jumped away, they sat down for serious talk. "So Geevy, are you staying with us? Is this your return?"
"I don't know. I don't think so. There's some of you I miss but life's been fine without the site really. outlaw's a weird little guy though, always been curious what brand of genitals they carry so I'm along for the ride."
"You are officially my fav-" Dave started when there was a sudden banging and another intruder alert. The crew ran all over the ship not finding anyone. Finally, they opened the med-bay. They heard snapping coming from the corner and opened up a cupboard. There sat Revolver, staring at his hand and snapping quickly.
"Oh, hey guys!"
"Revolver, what are you doing?" asked Keith.
"Oh, you know, I'm just waiting to get there. You know what's really good? Space adderall. It's just ... it's wonderful. Really wonderful, you know? I think I'm gonna put on some Beruit, anyone want to listen to Beruit? Let's listen to Beruit." Revolver stood up as quickly as possible, forgetting he was still in a cupboard. He hit his head on the top so hard he passed out. Geevy pulled him out of the cupboard and shared a look with the rest of the crew.

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The next morning Revolver woke up, still a little jittery, and covered head to toe in sharpied on penises. "OK, OK, that's fine, I get it." he said quickly, "Not Beruit. Fiona then?"
And with that they set off, regretting their decision to bring so many crates of space adderall.

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TO BE CONTINUED
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"While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth" - Frightened Rabbit

[benpaco]

For some reason those wouldn't post together, sorry. I'll try and get in the next 2 episodes today but I may only be able to get in 1
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"While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth" - Frightened Rabbit

[benpaco]

i had like 20 more episodes written and everything but he came back so i never finished but now hes gone and im just sad
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. . . 2016 . . . 2015 . . .

"While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth" - Frightened Rabbit