The BEA roast of_____?

Anonymous · 2014-08-23T12:39:01-04:00

Okay so Ive been toying with an idea for awhile but since it's a bit... perhaps controversial... Ive been hesitant but Im going to give it a try. Basically a "roast" is a longtime american comedy tradition where they bring out a beloved entertainer and have a specifically chosen dais of friends and fellow performers who rib him/her individually and then they get the final say by roasting the rest of dais at the end and delivering a touching-yet-sardonic farewell. It's all great fun, and most of the past Friar Club's roast can be looked up on youtube or the like. Now I know this may seem like this is just a way to trash certain users, but absolutely not, the golden rule is you only roast the one you love, and anything that looks like vicious personal attacks rather than good nature ribbing will not be tolerated. It really can be great fun and if one is willing to take a joke and fire one back, it's even more fun to participate in. So basically the setup is a user is "chosen" to be roasted, they get to choose the dais (anywhere from 5-15 users, perhaps some more cameos too), and only those on the dais can be targeted or involved in the "roasting". So if you don't want to do it or be involved in any way, you won't have to worry about roasters firing shots your way. And everything has to stay within BEA rules yada yada so nothing too obscene or verging on character attacks. There will be one roastmaster to give the opening statement, introduce the users on the dais and close out the night spectacularly. There will be an order to who goes when, so they can submit their roast via PM or post after their preceding user, but no cutting as that will earn a roast ban (grrrr religion-of-the-queue). Also be creative with how you present your roast, hell if you wanna present it via Youtube clip by all means feel free. All in all, it's a celebration, not a mockery, so all those willing to be involved say I or.... In all honesty I think Lethal, Jher Bear or Kool Keith Sweat would be best for an initial roast, cuz this is when the roast can be at it's most unhinged cuz don't worry no matter how hard you roast them they will prairie-fire your ass back, so no need to worry about offending the man/woman of the hour. But if you think you or somebody else is worthy of the hot seat, then by all means speak up. Anyways, let's see how long this thread lasts.

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There are comedic geniuses on this thread omfg it's ridiculous. One of these days ima emerge from my depressed stupor to take part in this.

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