[hwex9000]

Is it possible to change my username? There doesn't appear to be a way to do that within account settings, unless I'm missing something. Thanks.

[mickilennial]

PM albummaster with a request for a name change

[craola]

or you can do what i did. you start by going to the main menu and removing the plastic wrapper. inside, you will find a handful of capsules. ingest one capsule three times daily for three days. throughout those three days, you will be given a series of tasks. the first task is to kiss an eagle's egg. remember that experience. on the second day, you must wrap your socks in clovers and put them outside to set. on the third day, a four-leaf clover will sprout from the socks. take the four-leaf clover from the sock and give it to a man in a purple hat. the purple-hatted man will ask you some odd questions about eagle eggs, ultimately granting you a key word. send that key word to the album master, and he will rename your account.
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[MadhattanJack]

They told me I had to do calla lilies instead of clovers, so I just figured the whole thing would be too expensive.

[Romanelli]

I can do it for ya. I won't need anything more than just a credit card number and a password or two.

PM albummaster. He'll take care of you.
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[hwex9000]

Thanks, everyone! I appreciate the replies, even the less-than-serious ones (lotta jokers around here, I'm tellin' ya).