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Jackwc
Queen Of The Forums
Location: Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible 
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 05:29
- Post subject: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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My gf and I have what's basically an "open relationship", so I peruse OkC from time to time, mostly to people watch, sometimes to try to sleep with people. Well, I found this girl with a hilariously neurotic profile and knew I had to message her. Sadly she would have nothing of it.
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Ouch. What are your online dating stories, BEA?
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 28
Location: Missouri 
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 05:51
- Post subject: Re: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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| Jackwc wrote: |
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If this worked, could you imagine how sarcastic the sex would've been?
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Jackwc
Queen Of The Forums
Location: Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 05:59
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Oh crap, almost forgot the final paragraph:
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Jackwc
Queen Of The Forums
Location: Aaaanywhere Sex: Incredible
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 06:08
- Post subject: Re: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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| benpaco wrote: | | If this worked, could you imagine how sarcastic the sex would've been? |
So good.
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benpaco
Who's gonna watch you die?
Age: 28
Location: Missouri
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 06:31
- Post subject: Re: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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Oh that's just where I want it. Boy you sure know how to please a woman. God have you even performed in an act of coitus before?
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drakonium
coucou
Location: More than one 
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 11:36
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These people truly are scary. I always wonder what life would be from the point of view of someone like that. Like, if brushing my teeth or eating a sandwich was something philosophical and a deeply meaningful act. Everything should be super stressful, she seems to analyze the consequences and significations of every single thing that happens in front of her (and probably elsewhere as well). I know some people like that (though to a lesser extent obviously) and I never feel very comfortable with them. Are they so much more intelligent than me or the other people? Or maybe I should just take myself more seriously and think everything I do is very important? Or I just don't get it.
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meccalecca
Voice of Reason
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Enchantment
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 12:45
- Post subject: Re: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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| Jackwc wrote: | | Ouch. What are your online dating stories, BEA? |
haha. that was great. I bet she sits at home wondering why she's single, always checking her cell phone to see if that perfect guy writes to her an epic novella about how she's the center of his universe.
Sometimes, I kind of wish I were single, just so I could experience the ridiculousness of online dating.
The few OK Cupid dates I went on back in the day weren't much to speak about, except that one of the dates was with Peter Boyle's daughter. Unfortunately she kind of looked like him.
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Cymro2011
The Beatles were objectively average
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Location: In a deep, dark bubblegum graveyard 
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 12:53
- Post subject: Re: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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TL;DR: I'm going to die alone.
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Facetious
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Location: Somewhere you've never been 
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 13:03
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| drakonium wrote: | | These people truly are scary. I always wonder what life would be from the point of view of someone like that. Like, if brushing my teeth or eating a sandwich was something philosophical and a deeply meaningful act. Everything should be super stressful, she seems to analyze the consequences and significations of every single thing that happens in front of her (and probably elsewhere as well). I know some people like that (though to a lesser extent obviously) and I never feel very comfortable with them. Are they so much more intelligent than me or the other people? Or maybe I should just take myself more seriously and think everything I do is very important? Or I just don't get it. |
Yeah, but I'm still kind of impressed by her writing style.
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Mdemauri
Gender: Male
Age: 59
Location: Michigan
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- Posted: 06/13/2014 15:53
- Post subject: Re: Online Dating & Online Dating Misfortunes
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| meccalecca wrote: | haha. that was great. I bet she sits at home wondering why she's single, always checking her cell phone to see if that perfect guy writes to her an epic novella about how she's the center of his universe.
Sometimes, I kind of wish I were single, just so I could experience the ridiculousness of online dating.
The few OK Cupid dates I went on back in the day weren't much to speak about, except that one of the dates was with Peter Boyle's daughter. Unfortunately she kind of looked like him.
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Ouch! I would've been quoting Young Frankenstein to her all night! 
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