[sugarhi]

So me and my friends were at the diner today and we usually order coffee or sofa it whatever then stay for 3 hours until they kick us out. Anyway my friend Peter's mom is like really old and he doesn't have a cellphone. His mom knows we hang out there so the waitress comes up and says I think someone is calling for one of you she asked me "Are those punk rock kids there?" (Doing an immatation of his mom's voice) "I'm assuming she meant you..." so he went and answered the phone and when he came back he was so embarrassed I thought he might melt into his seat. We don't even look/listen to that much punk but that's what his mom thinks of us I guess. Anyway it got me thinking about embarassing things. What's the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you?
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[Kiki]

I don't understand why someone would be embarrassed by that. Was it something his mum said on the phone?

[sugarhi]

[thomas697]

Yeah maybe it is a be there thing. This may be more embarrassing.

My brother had relations with his new girlfriend (who we were all meeting for the first time) on the kitchen table, me and my sister came over to his house for dinner and my sister bought her kids and our mom was there and it was a big family event.

And one of my sisters kids started eating off the table and when I told him to stop My sister said whats the worst thing that could of been on the table?

at that point my brothers girlfriend was drinking and snorted everywhere and her face went red and she ran off. (she's a very shy girl) and he was left at the table on his own with everyones eyes on him ready for an explanation.
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[GARY]

Who Won the GOP Debate?

Published August 11, 2011

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Leading GOP candidates squared off Thursday in Ames, Iowa to try to make their pitch to Americans about how they would save the economy and how they differ from President Obama on a host of domestic and foreign policy issues.









This should be embarrassing to all of the 99% of people who laugh and joke about my man


(((((( RON PAUL 2012 ))))))





Ron Paul 39.39% (15,186 votes)

Newt Gingrich 23.64% (9,113 votes)

Mitt Romney 13.4% (5,167 votes)

Michele Bachmann 9.7% (3,739 votes)

Herman Cain 8.11% (3,127 votes)

Rick Santorum 2.95% (1,136 votes)

Tim Pawlenty 1.71% (658 votes)

Jon Huntsman 1.11% (429 votes)

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/08/...z1UsEPo0mw
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I owe $100,000 and wasted 4 years of my life.

And all I got was this silly hat



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[jbarajas]

[GARY]

[purple]

every day is an embarrassing moment

[Jackwc]

So, I got really high on Thursday with some buds. Well, that night also happened to be the funeral (or, at least, the reception) for my great-grandmother, which I had totally... well, mostly forgot about. I came back WAY more baked than I had originally intended, and was then whisked away with my family to the service.

Well we were there, I chatted with some mourners, and someone said a comment, and then one of them started to cry, and we were all standing in the circle in silence while one lady cried, and I was REALLY high, and I was feeling REALLY uncomfortable, so I just started blurting out facts about various animals, at what I'm told was a rather high volume, in order to break the silence. This was followed by a longer, quieter awkward silence, as now most of the room was looking at me like I was some kind of lunatic.

So then I went off and ate all the funeral food and a shit-load of complimentary mints.
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Music sucks. Check out my favourite movies, fam:
http://letterboxd.com/jackiegigantic/

[GARY]