You may not know me. My name is Bork. I am the executive hillbilly, the slayer of Garys, the beacon of hope (I made that one up), the least gay person on these boards, and I have music taste as old as your grandmother.
I used to stop by here every now and then. More then than now, but nevertheless quite often. Five years ago other duties took over my time and little was left to venture these great boards made available to us through the sleepless herculean efforts of the unimitable spaniack we all know and love as albummaster.
Anyway.
Five years ago you morons insisted that Radiohead was the greatest thing since sliced beer, and much to my dismay I come back to see that this is still the case. The time has come for the world to wake up. I call all of you to action right here, right now. Light your torches, raise your pitchforks, rattle your chains (not sure how that fits in), and drive the beast off of these charts once and for all. We shall not rest peacefully until The Radioheads are doomed to inevitable obscurity in the back corners of an abandoned record store in the run down suburbs of Omaha, Nebraska.
You will thank me. Cheers.
baystateoftheartNeil Young as a butternut squashProfile Massachusetts
If it weren't for the visibility boost of people hating radiohead and needing to DO SOMETHING!!!, then I bet they would not have the status they currently enjoy.
BorkExecutive HillbillyProfile Vinson Mountain, GA
I don't know you Bork, but I think I know you. Did we meet at the swap meet last week? I was the peg-legged unitariarian with a slight overbite and moderately thinning hair. I inquired about the "Fruit of the Loom" (12 pack) of unmentionables and pallet of strained prunes. I tried to talk you down from your offer of $15, but you insisted. I left in a funk, but I came back and traded you an Action Comix #1 for the loot. Thanks BTW. As to your proclamation, I must admit I'm unfamiliar with The Radioheads. Perhaps this phenomenon is primed to overtake the popularity of my heroes Mitch Miller and Burl Ives? I sure hope not.
Chief. Don't try to be modest. Them fruit of the looms is the best trade you ever made and you know it. Don't try to tell me you haven't felt liberated since the moment you donned the first pair. As you know the next batch won't be no fifteen bucks. Regardless you'll be coming back for more. Just like Burl did. Just like Burl.
BorkExecutive HillbillyProfile Vinson Mountain, GA
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